# All your base ...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-base/168767>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 15, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-base/168767 "2003-04-15T00:15:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-base/168767/21 "2003-04-15T14:19:16Z")

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Oh. I thought I missed some new slang (again). Ain’t that the way of the geezer?

Pretty pathetic translation! I don’t like games, but that made me smile.

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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-base/168767/22 "2003-04-15T14:34:04Z")

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> I don’t like games, but that made me smile.

Well then I’m certainly going to go home knowing I did a job well done.  
_A Doper smiled, and all was right in the world._

😛

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**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-base/168767/23 "2003-04-15T16:04:00Z")

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_remembers taking a media studies class where we disected All Your Base_  
In reality we watch it on a 25 foot screen while drinking beer and blasting it on the really expensive sound system.

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**Author:** ![shannybonanny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@shannybonanny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shannybonanny)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-base/168767/24 "2003-04-15T16:26:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SkipMagic \*  
> \*\*At least **Euty** doesn’t know the [terrible secret of space.](http://www.jonathonrobinson.com/3.0/web/webtsos.html)
> 
> Do not trust the shover robot! \*\*

That’s hilarious! 😃

I read that prank a long time ago and forgot all about it. Thanks for posting that!

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-base/168767/25 "2003-04-15T16:31:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gorgon Heap \*  
> \*\*Well then I’m certainly going to go home knowing I did a job well done.  
> _A Doper smiled, and all was right in the world._  
> \*\*

Every time a Doper smiles,  
a hamster gets its wheel.

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**Author:** ![psiekier](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psiekier/32/116_2.png) [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-base/168767/26 "2003-04-15T22:31:22Z")

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No! :mad:

The answer are not doing anything of [Smurfs or Smurfing](http://members.aol.com/psiekier5/allyoursmurf.swf)!

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**Author:** ![z28in813](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a587f6/32.png) [@z28in813](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/z28in813)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-base/168767/27 "2003-04-15T23:08:09Z")

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[http://www.geocities.com/z28in813](http://www.geocities.com/z28in813) Here is my contribution.

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**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-base/168767/28 "2003-04-16T00:38:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Munch \*  
> \*\*Every time a Doper smiles,  
> a hamster gets its wheel. \*\*

Oh … my… GOD that was HILARIOUS!

[sub]I think I wet myself.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-base/168767/29 "2003-04-16T18:51:54Z")

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That poor guy in the comic, he could have avoided death easily. Move zig!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-base/168767/30 "2003-04-16T20:48:57Z")

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About a year ago I got a spam from Chinese spammers. Prices were listed in Hong Kong dollars. But did they say exactly that? Nooooooo, their exact words were:

“All prices are base on Hong Kong Dollar.”

Needless to say, myself and my friends got quite the kick out of it.

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**Author:** ![ratty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ccd318/32.png) [@ratty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratty)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-base/168767/31 "2003-04-16T23:26:52Z")

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Nothing to do with video games, but hilarity in a similar vein: [www.engrish.com](http://www.engrish.com)

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**Author:** ![Engel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/53a042/32.png) [@Engel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engel)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-base/168767/32 "2003-04-17T03:52:44Z")

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I don’t know why I opened this thread, since I don’t play computer or video games.

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> Every time a Doper smiles,  
> a hamster gets its wheel.

:eek: Now I know! (And knowing is half the battle!)

**Munch** , you’re my hero! 😃 That’s just crying out to be a sig. I may have to borrow that.

Thank the gods that I read that at home instead of at work - I laughed so loud no one would ever believe that I was doing actual work!

Engel

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**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-base/168767/33 "2003-04-17T05:30:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Munch \*  
> \*\*Every time a Doper smiles,  
> a hamster gets its wheel. \*\*

I must pile on at this point if only to toast **Munch** with my Manhattan. ::slurp…ahhh::

That is simply one of the finest, cleverest, most apropriate posts I’ve seen in three years on the SDMB.

:: performs the “we are not worthy” ritual abasement::

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-base/168767/34 "2003-04-17T13:21:01Z")

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When come to collect your bases, bring pie.

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**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-base/168767/35 "2003-04-17T13:34:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Exgineer \*  
> \*\*How shall we punish **Euty** for dredging it up again?
> 
> Suggestions, Dopers? \*\*

Flood **Cafe Society** with threads about religion and particle physics…

Dedicate no **Pit** threads to him for the next year…

Poke him in the eye with a _pointed_ stick…

Grim  
[sup]More ideas as they happen[/sup]

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**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-base/168767/36 "2003-04-17T16:09:14Z")

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For great justice!

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-base/168767/37 "2003-04-17T18:14:10Z")

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To punish Euty we should make him write any further posts as one who are having five letter vocabulary.

Either that or make him go stand by the stairs.

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