# All your threads are belong to me

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-threads-are-belong-to-me/183948>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [June 24, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-threads-are-belong-to-me/183948 "2003-06-24T04:40:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Ultimate\_Jaburg53](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8491ac/32.png) [@Ultimate\_Jaburg53](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ultimate_Jaburg53)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-threads-are-belong-to-me/183948/1 "2003-06-24T04:40:45Z")

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[http://saturn.negaverse.org/zerowing.png](http://saturn.negaverse.org/zerowing.png)

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-threads-are-belong-to-me/183948/2 "2003-06-24T04:46:03Z")

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Something tells me you have no chance to survive. Make your time.

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**Author:** ![Chagto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@Chagto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chagto)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-threads-are-belong-to-me/183948/3 "2003-06-24T04:47:11Z")

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and this is a general question, is it?

lol

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**Author:** ![mcbiggins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7c8e57/32.png) [@mcbiggins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mcbiggins)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-threads-are-belong-to-me/183948/4 "2003-06-24T04:50:24Z")

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Oh my god, that is sooo 2001.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-threads-are-belong-to-me/183948/5 "2003-06-24T04:51:04Z")

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Not a good start with the SDMB there, **Ultimate**.

I think I know what the finish will be, though.  
And your factual question was …?

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**Author:** ![Ultimate\_Jaburg53](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8491ac/32.png) [@Ultimate\_Jaburg53](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ultimate_Jaburg53)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-threads-are-belong-to-me/183948/6 "2003-06-24T04:51:58Z")

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Wow, are cocks like you a good representation of the people on theses boards?

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-threads-are-belong-to-me/183948/7 "2003-06-24T04:53:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53 \*  
> \*\*Wow, are cocks like you a good representation of the people on theses boards? \*\*

Yes.

Now go read the forum descriptions very carefully.

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-threads-are-belong-to-me/183948/8 "2003-06-24T04:55:00Z")

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Who’s a rooster?

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**Author:** ![Joe\_Random](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Joe\_Random](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Random)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-threads-are-belong-to-me/183948/9 "2003-06-24T05:08:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53 \*  
> \*\*Wow, are cocks like you a good representation of the people on theses boards? \*\*

Thankfully, yes.

This is one of the only messageboards I’ve come across where drivel such as your initial post is actually rare.

It shouldn’t be long now before a moderator locks this thread for great justice,

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**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-threads-are-belong-to-me/183948/10 "2003-06-24T06:03:49Z")

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This has been done to death.

There is no General Questions here.

Name-calling is out of place on this board, except in the Pit.

This is closed.

**DrMatrix** - GQ Moderator