# Allegedly, David Cameron once shagged a pig. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 21, 2015, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087 "2015-09-21T09:11:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![DeptfordX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DeptfordX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeptfordX)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087/41 "2015-09-21T18:48:15Z")
Dear Jesus, ``` I am very sorry for doubting the existance of you hitherto. ``` Thank you very much for this wonderful proof of your existance. Regards, Deptfordx ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087/42 "2015-09-21T18:56:43Z")
I am no fan of Cameron at all, but why does it matter what he once did or did not do to a pig? Complete and utter distraction from anything that matters about him, his party or his policies. ---
**Author:** ![Claverhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Claverhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claverhouse)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087/43 "2015-09-21T19:08:18Z")
This may go down as **The Passion of the Cameron**. At present I should imagine he is being tempted by two different suggestions: On the one hand — we’ll call it **The Boris Option** : “_Leave now, and safeguard your unsurpassed legacy, the Party will honour you as the Architect of Victory, Destroyer of the State, and The Man Who Nearly Lost The Union, and this little contretemps will blow over_.” Or — **The Osborne Approach** : “_Just stick to the plan, and stay on for a year or so before handing over a superb economy and a nation at peace to your trusted successor ( once this stupid fucking referendum is over ). Leave now and you will only be remembered as **The Pig Dom** _.” Still, while it’s amusing to think on how other leaders and ambassadors will be able to psych him out in the future by hesitating for a split-second before shaking hands, the right-wing media is preparing to dump on Hollande for being a no-good socialist adulterer, since he has been with another woman, or six, not his wife. Now they can add scorn for it being boring old normal stuff as compared to our fearless leader, ready to charge the piggy’s mouth. “With a woman ? ( Or six ) How _banal_. How very, very _French_.” ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087/44 "2015-09-21T19:12:23Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > “We can’t call him a pig-fucker, Lyndon!” the aide said. “No one will believe it!” You spend 20 years building bridges and nobody calls you Boris the Bridge Builder… you spend another 15 driving a truck and nobody calls you Boris the Truck Driver… but, you fuck one pig… ---
**Author:** ![Mikeisskeptical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@Mikeisskeptical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikeisskeptical)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087/45 "2015-09-21T19:53:11Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > I am no fan of Cameron at all, but why does it matter what he once did or did not do to a pig? Complete and utter distraction from anything that matters about him, his party or his policies. It’s not so much that I think he does regularly and enthusiastically engage in bestiality or necrophilia. It’s more the fact that it’s so plausible that he might. Personally, I agree that it is strictly irrelevant, although for what it’s worth, I’d be amazed to discover that it wasn’t true. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087/46 "2015-09-21T20:13:49Z")
> [@Mikeisskeptical](#): > > This swill all blow over soon. It was obviously one of his rasher decisions. The PM’s alternative lifestyle is snout to do with anyone else. _snort_ ---
**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087/47 "2015-09-21T20:29:35Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > I am no fan of Cameron at all, but why does it matter what he once did or did not do to a pig? Complete and utter distraction from anything that matters about him, his party or his policies. Well, I think it does matter if he used sufficient foreplay or not. ---
**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087/48 "2015-09-21T20:32:48Z")
Typical late stage capitalist bourgeois degenerate whose sexual proclivities suits his personality. > [@Mangetout](#): > > I am no fan of Cameron at all, but why does it matter what he once did or did not do to a pig? Complete and utter distraction from anything that matters about him, his party or his policies. If it hurts him and the Tories, this scandal should be squeezed to the last drop. ---
**Author:** ![Mikeisskeptical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@Mikeisskeptical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikeisskeptical)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087/49 "2015-09-21T20:42:10Z")
> [@](#): > > If it hurts him and the Tories, this scandal should be squeezed to the last drop. I guess there is a serious point though. This is potentially grabbing headlines away from the genuinely sleazy and disgusting things the Tories are doing almost daily. Eg; [Free school meals for infants 'set to be scrapped' under Osborne's spending review | The Independent | The Independent](http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/free-school-meals-for-infants-set-to-be-scrapped-under-osbornes-spending-review-10509664.html) ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087/50 "2015-09-21T20:43:59Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > I am no fan of Cameron at all, but why does it matter what he once did or did not do to a pig? Complete and utter distraction from anything that matters about him, his party or his policies. Look at the mileage the right-wing press got out of a noted republican not singing God Save the Queen. We’re just enjoying seeing the press punching up, rather than down, and seeing some unexpected shit sticking after another right-swing smear campaign towards one of their own 🙂 (Pigshit, of course) ---
**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087/51 "2015-09-21T20:48:38Z")
> [@Mikeisskeptical](#): > > I guess there is a serious point though. This is potentially grabbing headlines away from the genuinely sleazy and disgusting things the Tories are doing almost daily. Eg; [Free school meals for infants 'set to be scrapped' under Osborne's spending review | The Independent | The Independent](http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/free-school-meals-for-infants-set-to-be-scrapped-under-osbornes-spending-review-10509664.html) Clearly Cameron wants to keep the bacon for himself. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087/52 "2015-09-21T21:43:49Z")
Something to consider is that the pig in question was likely roasted - roast boar’s head or roast head of piglet being banquet staples - rather than alive. ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087/53 "2015-09-21T22:09:29Z")
> [@Quartz](#): > > Something to consider is that the pig in question was likely roasted - roast boar’s head or roast head of piglet being banquet staples - rather than alive. Pretty sure the severed head of the alleged pig wasn’t alive. ---
**Author:** ![Claverhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Claverhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claverhouse)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087/54 "2015-09-21T22:24:46Z")
Filthy little fellow always looked like a damn butler. Now we find he’s the sort of butler who can’t be left alone with the food. Probably needs a keeper trailing after him all the time to make sure he washes his hands before serving dinner. ---
**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087/55 "2015-09-21T22:40:16Z")
> [@Quartz](#): > > Something to consider is that the pig in question was likely roasted - roast boar’s head or roast head of piglet being banquet staples - rather than alive. So then, it was corned pig? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2015, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087/56 "2015-09-21T23:22:21Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > Pretty sure the severed head of the alleged pig wasn’t alive. So, Cameron’s a necrophiliac, too? ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087/57 "2015-09-22T01:15:02Z")
Wow, a politician’s worst nightmare: not just a sex scandal, a RIDICULOUS sex scandal. ---
**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087/58 "2015-09-22T01:26:27Z")
> [@Leaper](#): > > Wow, a politician’s worst nightmare: not just a sex scandal, a RIDICULOUS sex scandal. [Black Mirror](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Mirror_(TV_series)) did it better. I text searched the thread and didn’t find any reference - is it that obscure a series? ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087/59 "2015-09-22T02:54:28Z")
> [@SciFiSam](#): > > You are wrong. This is not a leftist smear. And the fact that Cameron’s of the opposite political persuasion doesn’t have perhaps a tiny bit to do with your willingness to vouch for the veracity of the Daily Mail? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-david-cameron-once-shagged-a-pig/732087/60 "2015-09-22T03:25:14Z")
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