# Allegedly hot chicks/studs whose appeal escapes you **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 19, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-hot-chicks-studs-whose-appeal-escapes-you/493630 "2009-04-19T16:48:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-hot-chicks-studs-whose-appeal-escapes-you/493630/181 "2009-04-23T23:03:36Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > I thought so, too. Me, three. Because of the little extra weight. ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-hot-chicks-studs-whose-appeal-escapes-you/493630/182 "2009-04-23T23:15:14Z")
Put me down for another turned completely off by Michele Obama. They cut her too much slack, but I guess knocking the first lady doesn’t make a lot of sense. She’s not just unattractive… she’s butt-ugly. That lower jaw and underbite combined with her caboose and general angry vibe I get from her all works as a package of bad for me. As far as an insect goes, Tilda Swinton really has turned into an alien/praying mantis sort of thing. That woman was beyond strange looking in Michael Clayton. And for the record, if I could have meaningless sex with SJP, (and could do it so I didn’t EVER see her face) I’d give her a go. She does have a rocking bod. But if I woke up and she was lying next to me, I’d be afraid I was in a “Crying Game” scene. Sarah Palin, as much as it pains many to admit, is a good looking woman, especially for a politician. Hillary was never attractive, even in her Yale days, and Cindy McCain, who looks pretty good for her age, seems to have had a lot of work. On the positive, I adore Paris Hilton. She oozes sexuality to me. I don’t know what it is, but her body is fantastic (and real), the legs, the eyes, the everything. Oh, and the thinner Jennifer Love Hewitt is cute too. I never understood why Janine Garafallo went so far out of her way to be unattractive. I always thought she was pretty, but she always dresses like a slob, and seems completely uninterested in her appearance. I haven’t seen the tattoos. That would be the final nail in her coffin for me. And is it just me, or has Russell Crowe become a chubby bubby lately? I just saw his latest film, and he’s kinda… fat. No gladiator anymore. (I’m going to hell for this superficial judgement.) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-hot-chicks-studs-whose-appeal-escapes-you/493630/183 "2009-04-23T23:33:48Z")
> [@Stoid](#): > > I don’t like Sarah Palin one bit.. but I think it’s really hard to argue that she’s not attractive in a plastic beauty queen way. > > As for Michelle… i think she’d look fantastic if her damn eyebrows weren’t so creepy. Yes, I hate Michelle’s eyebrows, especially when she lets a little anger show. And Sarah Palin? I have trouble getting passed her white-trashiness. ---
**Author:** ![Jelymag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jelymag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jelymag)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-hot-chicks-studs-whose-appeal-escapes-you/493630/184 "2009-04-23T23:41:19Z")
I don’t see the appeal of Patrick Dempsey. Never have. And getting worse as he gets older. ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-hot-chicks-studs-whose-appeal-escapes-you/493630/185 "2009-04-24T01:09:12Z")
> [@Argent\_Towers](#): > > She may be attractive to you. Which is fine, since attraction is completely subjective. But that face is NOT conventionally attractive by _any_ stretch of the imagination. I never argued that she was. And I argued earlier in the thread that I frequently find conventionally attractive people extraordinarily uninteresting, completely bland, entirely lacking in appeal. ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-hot-chicks-studs-whose-appeal-escapes-you/493630/186 "2009-04-24T01:28:40Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I have never understood the fuss some guys make about Jessica Alba. To my eyes she is, at best, slightly better looking than average. But she seriously needs to eat about twenty ginger snaps a week for about a year. Why men salivate over her I simply can’t understand. Why wait so long…here jessica…got nice pizza for you.. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allegedly-hot-chicks-studs-whose-appeal-escapes-you/493630.md?page=9)