# Alligator Pie -- A game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2001, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349 "2001-11-14T17:47:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349/21 "2001-11-16T02:31:05Z")
Alligator horse, Alligator horse, It is a type of hybrid, a cross-over of sorts It trys to swim and drowns, a cause for much remorse. 'Cause when’s the next time you will see an alligator horse? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349/22 "2001-11-16T02:38:11Z")
Alligator cheese, alligator cheese, Don’t know how they make it, don’t tell me please! You can’t make me eat it, I think I’m gonna sneeze, Maybe I’ll barf up some alligator cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349/23 "2001-11-16T02:47:32Z")
Alligator cat, alligator cat, If your thinking of getting one, let me tell you that– you’ll need a giant litterbox to accomodate it’s scat. But the landlord wouldn’t dare complain. Alligator cat. ---
**Author:** ![MoodIndigo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@MoodIndigo1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoodIndigo1)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349/24 "2001-11-16T03:05:39Z")
Alligator candy, alligator candy, Tastier than tootsie they are pretty handy Take away my ciggies, take away my brandy But please don’t lick my alligator candy ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349/25 "2001-11-16T03:15:47Z")
Alligator remote, alligator remote Who gets to use it? We should take a vote Try to take it from me, I’ll shove it down your throat Keep your darn hands off my alligator remote! ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349/26 "2001-11-16T03:35:12Z")
Alligator school, alligator school, Better not goof off there, better break no rule. 'Cause the teachers grab ya 'n toss ya in the pool, Then they ring the dinner bell. Alligator school. ---
**Author:** ![moronmountain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349/27 "2001-11-16T03:38:25Z")
Ugh…this is about biology class tomorrow: Alligator test, alligator test Even though I’m stupid, I’ll still try my best No A’s, or B’s, or C’s, I’ll fail just like the rest So please don’t make me take the alligator test And after Tuesday’s history test: Alligator A, alligator A I thought it was so easy, what else is there to say I know I’ll pass this course, I know that I just may All thanks to the alligator A ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349/28 "2001-11-16T03:53:26Z")
Alligator beans, alligator beans, If you eat too many then you won’t fit in your jeans. Your teeth with grow much longer. Your hair will lose its sheen. All because you ate too many alligator beans. ---
**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349/29 "2001-11-16T22:24:18Z")
Alligator moron, alligator moron, Hard to get by with the intelligence of boron Nothing that can save you, though that’s what you implore on Just another day as an alligator moron. ---
**Author:** ![MoodIndigo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@MoodIndigo1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoodIndigo1)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349/30 "2001-11-18T21:22:12Z")
Alligator dude, alligator dude Whenever you are near me, I am no prude Tickle my tortilla chips and do your act real crude Doncha croc ladies touch my alligator dude! ---
**Author:** ![BarbieOrBritney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47774/32.png) [@BarbieOrBritney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarbieOrBritney)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349/31 "2001-11-18T22:24:34Z")
Alligator phone, alligator phone, If you call me with no answer, assume that I’m not home. That or I’m telling you to leave me the hell alone Or I will start unplugging my alligator phone. ---
**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349/32 "2001-11-19T01:14:42Z")
Alligator Dadaist, Alligator Dadaist The girl in the pink sweater She is so sweet…and tall And a Blue toad is making fun of the scrunchy-nosed man ---
**Author:** ![CBEscapee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@CBEscapee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBEscapee)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349/33 "2001-11-19T01:27:54Z")
Alligator jelly, alligator jelly. Tastes pretty good but it’s awful smelly. Put it on some toast,rub it on your belly, You can buy it by the case at your Cajun deli. ---
**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349/34 "2001-11-19T16:15:52Z")
Alligator feet, alligator feet What is that rancid, funky odor you excrete? Did you step in crap when strolling down the street? Please run away, putrid alligator feet! ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349/35 "2001-11-19T16:36:58Z")
Warning - kind of disgusting poem ahead Alligator Poo, Alligator Poo When it shoots right out your arse what you gonna do? It’s all green and spiky and cuts right into you. Please, Please take away my Alligator poo. ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349/36 "2001-11-19T16:40:18Z")
Alligator joe, alligator joe, How I’d work without it I don’t ever want to know. Give away my cubicle, give away my window, But don’t give away my alligator joe. (Seriously.) ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349/37 "2001-11-19T16:45:23Z")
Alligator boots, alligator boots, They look so good with my flashy [url="[http://www.jimmccrary.com/pages/page1/pages/gram1.htm](http://www.jimmccrary.com/pages/page1/pages/gram1.htm)"Nudie suit Pointy toes and high heels, gosh these sure are cute So don’t take away my alligator boots ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349/38 "2001-11-19T16:46:38Z")
Alligator boots, alligator boots, They look so good with my flashy [Nudie suit](http://www.jimmccrary.com/pages/page1/pages/gram1.htm) Pointy toes and high heels, gosh these sure are cute So don’t take away my alligator boots ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349/39 "2001-11-19T16:47:49Z")
whoops :o ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349/40 "2001-11-19T19:54:12Z")
Alligator porn, alligator porn - Stayin’ up all night to watch, until the early morn The guy you’re with said “Swallow it” - and now he looks forlorn. Didn’t think he’d lose his tool for alligator porn. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alligator-pie-a-game/93349.md?page=3)