Allow me to introduce myself...

Just kidding I’m not really that important.

But I stumbled across this site and spent half the day reading the SD archives. I’ve never had the luxury of Cecil’s article syndicated in my local cough news cough paper, but I loved the TV show. I think it was only on for a year or two. I’m sure someone here can clarify that for me.

Anyway, I spent a few more hours lurking on the boards tonight, and I think I might like to hang out here for a bit.

I figured I’d introduce myself in this forum because I imagine I’ll be hanging out here mostly, although “General Questions” is pretty appealing too.

So, hi everyone!

(Also, if anyone has any SDMB specific etiquette advice and/or jargon definitions, that’s always appreciated by the new kid…)

Welcome aboard, old sport.

Hi, Gatsby.

No advice–I haven’t been around long enough to give advice. Just hi.

Welcome to the board. It’s a great place with lots of good people. Grow a thick skin, don’t take anything personal, and have a great time.

Everybody welcome The Great Gatsby!

Welcome, Gatsby! Don’t piss off the moderators, and be nice to people…who knows, you might be welcomed by an administrator or moderator, or you might get a Wally sig (I think that would be cool to have!)

Hi Gatsby. Flattery will get you everywhere. Welcome!!
Have Fun. You will find alot of general info- about this board, the people who frequent it, and her board as well, at OpalCat’s site. http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/

Just jump on in and play with us. The more, the merrier. The most important rule is ‘don’t be a jerk’. Sucking up seems to work well for aha, but I wouldn’t recommend trying it on Cecil anymore. Of course, you could suck up to the rest of us and you probably wouldn’t hear any objections. :smiley:

Have fun stormin’ the castle!

Welcome aboard, Gatsby!

As far as advice, I’ll say make a stab at looking things up before posting a question and, (I don’t know your personality, so I don’t know if this will work for you) generally just ignore the trolls.

Happy posting!

Welcome Gatsby. I hope your stay is long and enjoyable. Just stay outa the pit for a while and you’ll be ok.

**Go away. We have enough trolls!

Hi Gatsby-

The same thing happened to me, and here I am (much to my
surprise)

I’m new also, and I wish I had thought of this-

Do you look like Robert Redford? Just curious, one
should have all the details before indiscriminate
welcoming.

Scotti

Thanks to all for the warm greetings, especially Osip.

SanibelMan, glad to be here, old sport. Heh.

And no, Scottie, no one has ever accused me of looking like Redford. Tim Robbins once, but I don’t see the resemblance…

Just kidding, Gatsby-

being new myself, I guess it isn’t my place but–

welcome, welcome, welcome.

Tim Robbins, huh- nothing bad about that!

Scotti

Welcome Gatsby. I’m always happy to see new people join the board. It makes me feel better to see people with fewer posts than me. Even if it is for a little while.

Happy posting!

Read through some of the pit stuff. Find a nice arguement and throw in some nice pointless observations you might have made in that time. I thought it was fun anyways. <manical laughter>
 Morkster

Don’t venture to post in the pit unless you are a glutton for punishment. It will also muck up your standing as a “Pit Virgin”. I don’t even lurk there (man, am I prissy!)
Hang on tight, it’s a wild ride, but well worth the E ticket!!

Scotti, sorry about the misspell. Don’t know where that “e” came from.

Why the hell can’t you get an edit arount here? (I know, I know, ATMB…)

Advice is what you want, eh, Gats ol’ boy? Well, here it is… I pull all the strings around here. If you want something done… it’s yours. Of course, everything has its price…

Okay, okay, I’m joshin’ ya… seriously: Make sure you know when someone’s stating a fact or an opinion, and make sure you’re clear about that with your own posts. Otherwise, people demand a cite when there’s no cite to give.

Okay, not exactly deep, philosophical advice like “don’t be a jerk”, but it’s a nice thing to keep in mind.

I thought this thread would be a discussion of “Sympathy for the Devil”.

DHR