# Allow myself to introduce...myself...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allow-myself-to-introduce-myself/281468>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2004, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allow-myself-to-introduce-myself/281468 "2004-12-24T13:45:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allow-myself-to-introduce-myself/281468/21 "2004-12-25T07:31:52Z")

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> [@Master Sparky](#):
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> I have no idea what I bring to the fine, upstanding, established members of the Dope community, although it looks like tankards of ale isn’t a bad idea.

Welcome, **Sparky** (Hmm…methinks I’ll have to find another condescending term for people. Otherwise, people will think I’m referring to you).

And as for what you bring? Relax. I’ve been here for 3000 posts, about 4 years, and I haven’t contributed a single, solitary thing.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allow-myself-to-introduce-myself/281468/22 "2004-12-25T16:26:02Z")

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> [@Master Sparky](#):
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> Allow myself to introduce…myself…

Are you a man of wealth and taste?

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**Author:** ![sangfroid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@sangfroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sangfroid)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/allow-myself-to-introduce-myself/281468/23 "2004-12-25T18:50:08Z")

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😃  
:eek:  
Unfortunately Lute, I’m old enough to get that!

Welcome, **Master Sparky**! I’ve been at another board quite a bit lately, but now that **tomndebb** has, for some unfathomable reason, decided to Moderate GQ here, the SD feels like home! Fortunately, I slipped through the cracks on the goat bit. Don’t worry though; best people on the planet here! (Mostly… 😉 )

s/f

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