# Almost Famous People

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 20, 2016, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708 "2016-03-20T22:52:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708/201 "2016-04-03T20:48:18Z")

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> [@Karen\_Lingel](#):
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> :eek: You’re doing WHAT to the D?

Ya gotta give it some bark!

> [@Karen\_Lingel](#):
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> 1. When I have a fever, my brain tends to get scrambled.
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> Eggy Lipton?

Close, but I think another answer fits better.

> [@Karen\_Lingel](#):
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> Ha ha, that’s a good one, but not the one I was thinking of.

Motels are very stationary!

> [@Karen\_Lingel](#):
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> 1. I need to move my ears back, get rid of these parentheses around my mouth, and add some more context to my eyebrows.

Eleanor or Montgomery Lift?

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708/202 "2016-04-03T20:49:07Z")

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1. Angels always exclaim when they see me climb inside a horse carcass.

Lo, DiCaprio.

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708/203 "2016-04-03T20:55:20Z")

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1. I’m what you’d do to the fourth letter of the alphabet after you marinade it but before you smoke it.

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> Ya gotta give it some bark!

(Thanks for the additional clue!)

Rub Dee.

(And now that I have thought about it, thanks for making the original clue about barbecue…)

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708/204 "2016-04-03T20:57:20Z")

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> [@Karen\_Lingel](#):
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> 1. I’m what you’d do to the fourth letter of the alphabet after you marinade it but before you smoke it.
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> (Thanks for the additional clue!)
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> Rub Dee.
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> (And now that I have thought about it, thanks for making the original clue about barbecue…)

Are you hungry? 😃

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708/205 "2016-04-03T20:59:03Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> Eleanor or Montgomery Lift?

These work, but mine works better.

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708/206 "2016-04-03T21:00:44Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> Are you hungry? 😃

Not for barbecue… 😉

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708/207 "2016-04-03T21:18:18Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> 1. Wait, wait, I need to light up this doobie.

After IMMENSE PRESSURE (the disadvantage of living with the primary clue-maker), I have arrived at the solution to this. Roy Blunt, Jr.

Sheesh. 🙂

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708/208 "2016-04-03T21:21:02Z")

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> [@Karen\_Lingel](#):
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> 1. People think I’m hot stuff, but I am really just an ass.

Donald Rump?

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708/209 "2016-04-03T22:43:45Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> Donald Rump?

You got it! Yayyy!

(If it were a cryptic crossword clue, I would add “& lit”)

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2016, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708/210 "2016-04-03T23:32:41Z")

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1. When I have a fever, my brain tends to get scrambled.

Eggy Lee. (I was spending all my concentration on “brain” and not on “fever”!)

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2016, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708/211 "2016-04-04T00:16:27Z")

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> [@Karen\_Lingel](#):
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> 1. I need to move my ears back, get rid of these parentheses around my mouth, and add some more context to my eyebrows.

Edit Head?

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2016, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708/212 "2016-04-04T00:42:34Z")

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**36. When it comes to diamonds, I always blow out the competition.**

Rock HOLT! (Diamonds, see?)

(I have a feeling I am not right.)

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2016, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708/213 "2016-04-04T02:36:58Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> Edit Head?

Yayy!!! Another correct one.

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2016, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708/214 "2016-04-06T15:18:24Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> **36. When it comes to diamonds, I always blow out the competition.**
> 
> Rock HOLT! (Diamonds, see?)
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> (I have a feeling I am not right.)

Sadly, no, but I actually like that answer. Bonus points!

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2016, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708/215 "2016-04-08T05:42:54Z")

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1. Yes, yes, yes, I think it’s so nice to have you back where you belong.

“Hell, Dolly, I’ve told you that a million times!”

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2016, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708/216 "2016-04-08T05:52:32Z")

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1. I’m a diminutive actress who would feel right at home in a grass house.

Tipi Hendren? IMDB says she is 5’4", and google says “tipi” is an alternate spelling of tepee/teepee.

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2016, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708/217 "2016-04-08T05:59:42Z")

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1. I’m still dead, but I’m worth about $1.02 now.

Buck Owes?

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2016, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708/218 "2016-04-08T11:40:36Z")

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> [@Karen\_Lingel](#):
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> 1. I’m a diminutive actress who would feel right at home in a grass house.
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> Tipi Hendren? IMDB says she is 5’4", and google says “tipi” is an alternate spelling of tepee/teepee.

No, TH is much taller. But her last name does start with an H.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2016, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708/219 "2016-04-08T12:29:18Z")

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> [@Karen\_Lingel](#):
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> 1. I’m still dead, but I’m worth about $1.02 now.
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> Buck Owes?

Ha! But no.

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2016, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/almost-famous-people/749708/220 "2016-04-08T18:03:12Z")

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1. I’m a diminutive actress who would feel right at home in a grass house.

Linda Hun? I don’t know where the Huns lived (and google is no help, keeps wanting me to look at “hen houses” or “HUD homes”) but it is possible they lived in grass homes.

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