# Alphagene, Prepare to Be Anti-Ranted!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alphagene-prepare-to-be-anti-ranted/39085>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 31, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alphagene-prepare-to-be-anti-ranted/39085 "2000-10-31T15:24:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alphagene-prepare-to-be-anti-ranted/39085/21 "2000-10-31T18:27:17Z")

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Alphagene, I love you almost as much as I love John Corrado.

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alphagene-prepare-to-be-anti-ranted/39085/22 "2000-10-31T19:52:06Z")

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Alphagene is funny in a way that no one else is funny. It’s pretty cool.

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**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alphagene-prepare-to-be-anti-ranted/39085/23 "2000-10-31T20:16:52Z")

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Allow me to witness- Alpahagene does the Lord’s work in a way that doth maketh Him proud. I would be proud to have him over to break bread.

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**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alphagene-prepare-to-be-anti-ranted/39085/24 "2000-10-31T20:43:03Z")

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I don’t understand. This has to be the stupidest piece of tripe I have ever seen posted. If it made just a little more sense, it might fit into the penile-lengthening thread (which, mod knows could use some lengthening). Instead, I now find myself wondering whether the great Phade-out was really an elaborate hoax to disguise the alphagenus.

Of course, I completely agree with it since it was posted by alphagene.

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