# Alright, fine! It was my fucking fault, ok? OK? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 20, 2003, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-fine-it-was-my-fucking-fault-ok-ok/169818 "2003-04-20T07:21:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-fine-it-was-my-fucking-fault-ok-ok/169818/1 "2003-04-20T07:21:44Z")
I mean, I don’t know exactly _how_ I did it, but evidently I did, as pointed out [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3301685#post3301685) by **NinetyWt** and over on Fathom [here](http://fff.fathom.org/forums/showthread.php?postid=233411#post233411) by **Kat**. I broke the Dope yesterday. ☹ Go ahead and flame me. I deserve it. sub[/sub] Esprix, chastized ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-fine-it-was-my-fucking-fault-ok-ok/169818/2 "2003-04-20T07:33:50Z")
We just can’t have nice things with you around, can we? ---
**Author:** ![Sterra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Sterra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sterra)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-fine-it-was-my-fucking-fault-ok-ok/169818/3 "2003-04-20T07:39:42Z")
Well even if you didn’t do it I certainly blame you if that makes you feel any better. ---
**Author:** ![d\_redguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@d\_redguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d_redguy)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-fine-it-was-my-fucking-fault-ok-ok/169818/4 "2003-04-20T09:49:14Z")
I **knew** it! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-fine-it-was-my-fucking-fault-ok-ok/169818/5 "2003-04-20T10:45:46Z")
Hey, **Esprix**! You suck! What? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-fine-it-was-my-fucking-fault-ok-ok/169818/6 "2003-04-20T10:53:04Z")
Right! That wasn’t MY baseball that hit the server! ::glances around nervously, trying to hide a bat behind his back:: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-fine-it-was-my-fucking-fault-ok-ok/169818/7 "2003-04-20T15:16:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*I mean, I don’t know exactly _how_ I did it, but evidently I did, as pointed out [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3301685#post3301685) by **NinetyWt** and over on Fathom [here](http://fff.fathom.org/forums/showthread.php?postid=233411#post233411) by **Kat**. > > I broke the Dope yesterday. > > ☹ > > Go ahead and flame me. I deserve it. sub[/sub] > > Esprix, chastized \*\* I suspected as much. But what’s that other place? Gah! My eyes! Such a cruel and tasteless parody. And it comes with no warning for the lilac-phobic. I’m going to have to lie down with some relaxing music. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-fine-it-was-my-fucking-fault-ok-ok/169818/8 "2003-04-20T17:01:50Z")
Hey, **SPOOFE** , have you mailed my check yet? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-fine-it-was-my-fucking-fault-ok-ok/169818/9 "2003-04-20T17:39:12Z")
bbbbbbbbbbbbbut **Esprix**! Darling… ! I … You mustn’t … _gasp_ _:NinetyWt dashes madly to the closet; snatching things out; scattering feather boas and cowboy hats out willy-nilly:_ wait ! For the love of … OH ! \*:NinetyWt digs thru steamer trunk: \* leather cat suit ? ixnay … ancient bridesmaid dress… _nope_ patchwork overalls… _aiiiiiiiiieee_ Halloween costume of the St. Pauli Girl … _requires shaved legs_ **Esprix**! _patting the Affronted One desparately on the arm_ Wait ! I don’t … I … _:NinetyWt crashes to the floor wracked with great sobs:_ **I don’t have a THING to wear to a Pitting !!!** ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-fine-it-was-my-fucking-fault-ok-ok/169818/10 "2003-04-20T19:54:43Z")
Naked’s better anyway, bitch. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-fine-it-was-my-fucking-fault-ok-ok/169818/11 "2003-04-20T19:55:44Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **The Great Unwashed** _ > > But what’s that other place? Gah! My eyes! Such a cruel and tasteless parody. And it comes with no warning for the lilac-phobic. I’m going to have to lie down with some relaxing music. :eek: Ooo. It’s gonna get nasty when **Opalcat** finds out you’re dissing FFF. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-fine-it-was-my-fucking-fault-ok-ok/169818/12 "2003-04-20T20:20:33Z")
**Esprix** , I thought you were a flaming queen, not a flamed one. What happened? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-fine-it-was-my-fucking-fault-ok-ok/169818/13 "2003-04-20T20:25:29Z")
Yeah, it was your fucking fault. Learn how to fuck better. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-fine-it-was-my-fucking-fault-ok-ok/169818/14 "2003-04-21T12:42:19Z")
You don’t fool me with your disingenuous apologies. You just want to get spanked again. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-fine-it-was-my-fucking-fault-ok-ok/169818/15 "2003-04-21T23:50:36Z")
awwwwwwwwww, now, now, sugarbritches. You’re not _really_ mad are you? Then I take back what I said. All of it. Now, can we kiss and make up? Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with cream and sugar on top ? :batting eyes: