# Alright, so who's got a crush on me?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-so-whos-got-a-crush-on-me/55571>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 23, 2001, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-so-whos-got-a-crush-on-me/55571 "2001-02-23T06:14:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-so-whos-got-a-crush-on-me/55571/1 "2001-02-23T06:14:02Z")

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I got an email today from [http://www.crushlist.com](http://www.crushlist.com) (or something like that) that says that someone has a secret crush on me. All I have to do is sign up, and if my crush choices include the person listing me, it tells me who sent it.

I gotta know, is it someone on the board, or in RL? Please check in here and say if you have a crush on me. You don’t even have to be the person who sent it. 😉

😃

–Tim

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**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-so-whos-got-a-crush-on-me/55571/2 "2001-02-23T06:59:05Z")

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It wasn’t me, but I’ll go on record as saying I think you’re a cutie and damn funny, and pecularly so when inebraited 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-so-whos-got-a-crush-on-me/55571/3 "2001-02-23T07:00:38Z")

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Wasn’t me…I am only starting to brew up a minor crush here…

/flees blushing like a fool/

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**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-so-whos-got-a-crush-on-me/55571/4 "2001-02-23T07:01:09Z")

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it’s really spelled this way: inebriated. that’s college education for ya.

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**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-so-whos-got-a-crush-on-me/55571/5 "2001-02-23T08:35:26Z")

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Sorry, hon, wasn’t me. That would be kinda redundant, wouldn’t it? You already KNOW I have a crush on you 😉

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-so-whos-got-a-crush-on-me/55571/6 "2001-02-23T10:05:43Z")

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Well, I gotta come out with the truth sooner or later…

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-so-whos-got-a-crush-on-me/55571/7 "2001-02-23T10:06:49Z")

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Wasn’t me.

😃

hehehehehehehe

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-so-whos-got-a-crush-on-me/55571/8 "2001-02-23T10:16:22Z")

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My girl like crush on a college aged, young stud like person is reserved for **SPOOFE** , sorry Homer it aint me. I know you pine for me, you wish it were me but it’s not me.

\< giggle \>

:::::running away::::::

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**Author:** ![Blackclaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e68b1a/32.png) [@Blackclaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackclaw)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-so-whos-got-a-crush-on-me/55571/9 "2001-02-23T12:55:13Z")

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I had a friend who recently encountered the evil crush board. In the interest of saving you from going insane let me summerize how that thing really works.

Someone starts the ball rolling by sending out an email anonymously from the board to someone they have a crush on. That person gets on and tries to guess who it might be. Every single person who’s name is entered a s a guess gets an email that someone has a crush on them. The snowball effect is quite fascinating.

So someone might have just guessed that you have a crush on them which then entangled you in the evil web of the crush site.

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**Author:** ![muppetsoup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aca169/32.png) [@muppetsoup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muppetsoup)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-so-whos-got-a-crush-on-me/55571/10 "2001-02-23T13:12:37Z")

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Yes, I smell a rat also. I got one the other day, and it wasn’t from my girlfriend. I didn’t know where to start guessing after that. It reeks of scam-age.

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**Author:** ![dublos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-so-whos-got-a-crush-on-me/55571/11 "2001-02-23T13:57:18Z")

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I think it sounds like it could be a fun chain reaction.

After all, there’s nothing that says you’ve got to do anything about it if someone tracks you down after you’ve tried to guess that they have a crush on you.

I’d just have a difficult time coming up with the e-mail addresses of those I have crushes on (except of course for those on this board who’ve posted or placed their e-mail address in their profile.

-Doug

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-so-whos-got-a-crush-on-me/55571/12 "2001-02-23T20:53:12Z")

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Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we crush to deceive.

I already figured the gameplan, BlackClaw, but I figured I’d give this way a shot first. Who knows, I might go along with it…

Of course, then the girls on the board that I have the hots for would know and I’d be so embarrassed. :o

–Tim

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**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2001, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-so-whos-got-a-crush-on-me/55571/13 "2001-02-24T04:38:47Z")

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Okay, I do, but it ain’t a secret! 😉

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**Author:** ![SoMoMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@SoMoMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoMoMom)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-so-whos-got-a-crush-on-me/55571/14 "2001-02-24T21:24:31Z")

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Tim,  
That link didn’t work. I was going to see if Bono or Sting have a crush on me! 😉

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**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2001, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-so-whos-got-a-crush-on-me/55571/15 "2001-02-24T21:28:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Homer \*  
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> Of course, then the girls on the board that I have the hots for would know and I’d be so embarrassed. :o
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> –Tim \*\*

Hey!! Spill it!! We want names!

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**Author:** ![rockstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockstar)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-so-whos-got-a-crush-on-me/55571/16 "2001-02-25T04:28:23Z")

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Have you figured out who it is Homer? I have a guess who it might be…

And no, I didn’t do it though you are awfully cute. 😉

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-so-whos-got-a-crush-on-me/55571/17 "2001-02-25T14:52:00Z")

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I didnt do it, but you know I am nuts about you homer!

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-so-whos-got-a-crush-on-me/55571/18 "2001-02-25T16:43:04Z")

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\<cynic mode\>  
Probably just harvesting email addresses…  
and I never close THAT tag…
