# Alright, who did it?? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 30, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-it/139603 "2002-11-30T05:42:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-it/139603/1 "2002-11-30T05:42:53Z")
Who’s been mixing amphetamines into the hampster’s feedmix? All I know is that every time I try to access the SDMB, I get on almost instantly, anytime of day or night. I can read posts and do searches with nary a wait! Way to go! This is great! ---
**Author:** ![Harmonix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Harmonix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonix)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-it/139603/2 "2002-11-30T05:47:58Z")
if I remember right they got manhattan motivated by a carrot now. can’t seem to find that thread tho. ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-it/139603/3 "2002-11-30T05:49:33Z")
Isn’t it? It used to be so exhausting to post. This is heavenly. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-it/139603/4 "2002-11-30T06:23:53Z")
And this is in the Pit … why?🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-it/139603/5 "2002-11-30T07:04:25Z")
No fucking kidding. Those poor little fuckers used to eat my posts (usually the best ones) just to get a little sustenance. You would not believe how many gems of wisdom were lost… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-it/139603/6 "2002-11-30T07:14:22Z")
I’ve actually stopped routinely copying every post to my clip board before I hit submit. I know that’s gonna bite me in the ass, though. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-it/139603/7 "2002-11-30T11:36:26Z")
I don’t really foresee any prob[symbol]lem. Everything seems just fine now[/symbol]. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-it/139603/8 "2002-11-30T12:13:02Z")
This board is now powered by pissed-off wolverines. Jerry feeds them with hamsters from a hamper. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-it/139603/9 "2002-11-30T17:04:34Z")
I’m just happy that the response speed is so good, especially since I’m in a dial-up connection (I’m a poor starving grad student, I can’t afford DSL yet!) And someone give **Libertarian** a whack, he’s spouting Greek again! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Forbin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5e9695/32.png) [@Forbin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Forbin)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-it/139603/10 "2002-11-30T17:24:02Z")
I’m glad. Thank you to the admin! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-it/139603/11 "2002-11-30T18:37:47Z")
Did anybody else notice that we’re now in a different timeline/reality? I think one of **Lieu** ’s [posts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=104153) finally overloaded the local nodes of our space/time continuum and sucked the SDMB and all its members into a crack in the fabric. That’s why the board is faster. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-it/139603/12 "2002-11-30T18:55:42Z")
> [@](#): > > And someone give Libertarian a whack, he’s spouting Greek again! Actually, it isn’t greek, just transliterated English Libertarian’s post retransliterated: “I really don’t forsee any prob[lem. everything seems just fine now]”