# Alright...Who did this? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2004, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472 "2004-11-12T23:15:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/1 "2004-11-12T23:15:30Z")
Will someone kindly tell me: who put the bump in the bumpty bumpty bump? It’s been there for quite some time, now someone needs to fess up! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/2 "2004-11-12T23:30:13Z")
That was me. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/3 "2004-11-12T23:36:02Z")
And while you’re at it, getcher ram outta my ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong. :mad: Fer goshsakes. Kids these days. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/4 "2004-11-12T23:39:43Z")
I would say it was probably the dude that wrote the intro to Blue Moon. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/5 "2004-11-12T23:43:27Z")
Don’t look at me. I was busy putting the dip in the dip-d-dip-d-dip. Yep, before I came along, it was just d-d. ---
**Author:** ![DWToml815](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DWToml815](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWToml815)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/6 "2004-11-12T23:44:37Z")
Sorry, I have an alibi…I was writing the book of love… ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/7 "2004-11-13T00:05:13Z")
You can’t blame me! I was remembering the shoo-bop sha whada whadda yippidy boom da boom! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/8 "2004-11-13T00:11:50Z")
It sure as hell wasn’t me, and I can [prove it](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=286327). 😛 ---
**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/9 "2004-11-13T01:06:54Z")
It wasn’t mem but soon I will have perfected my Ram-a-lama Faa Faa Faa ---
**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/10 "2004-11-13T01:08:26Z")
Whoever it was, I’d like to shake his hand. He made my baby fall in love with me. ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/11 "2004-11-13T01:13:28Z")
You mean someone already did that? Dammit, it was on my to-do list too, right under putting the shoop in shoop shoop di doop. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/12 "2004-11-13T01:19:36Z")
It was **newcrasher** that’s why he/she’s so famous. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/13 "2004-11-13T01:45:27Z")
According to my timesheet, I was installing wahs in between diddys that day. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/14 "2004-11-13T02:16:20Z")
And I was busy getting multiple na’s in a row. ---
**Author:** ![1010011010](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/ea666f/32.png) [@1010011010](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1010011010)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/15 "2004-11-13T03:25:06Z")
I was busy taking out the papers and the trash, scrubbing the kitchen floor, finishing cleaning up my room, sweeping the dust out with a broom, getting all the garbage out of sight, putting on my coat and hat, walking to the laundomat, bringing in the dog, and putting out the cat. I obviously had no time. It could be my father, though… he is reportedly hip and knows what cooks. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/16 "2004-11-13T04:22:21Z")
Couldn’t be me I just, mum mum mum mum mum, woop woop woop woop woop, got a job. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/17 "2004-11-13T14:40:21Z")
Not me. I was looking at girls in itty bitty, teeny weeny, yellow polka dot bikinis. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/18 "2004-11-13T15:02:15Z")
I’ll answer the question when I find out why birds sing so gay. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/19 "2004-11-13T15:29:52Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > I’ll answer the question when I find out why birds sing so gay. I’m still wondering why birds suddenly appear. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/20 "2004-11-13T16:17:39Z")
Wasn’t me. I was too busy looking for thrills on Blueberrry Hill. Didn’t find any ☹ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472.md?page=2)