# Alright...Who did this? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2004, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472 "2004-11-12T23:15:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/21 "2004-11-13T16:18:29Z")
It was me, yeah, yeah, yeah It was me, yeah, yeah, yeah ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/22 "2004-11-13T16:24:23Z")
Who put the th in the “Th-th-th-that’s all folks!”? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/23 "2004-11-13T16:56:23Z")
Pop was in the icebox lookin’ for a cane of ale, while Mom was in the backyard learnin’ how to jive and wail. So it wasn’t them. Tripler And I was off being a sheik in Araby . . . ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/24 "2004-11-13T17:06:47Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > Pop was in the icebox lookin’ for a cane of ale, while Mom was in the backyard learnin’ how to jive and wail. So it wasn’t them. Nor was it Johnny - he was in the basement mixin’ up the medicine. Whereas I was on the pavement thinkin’ about the government. ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/25 "2004-11-13T18:02:49Z")
I knew I missed putting the bump in! Come down to earth, angel, and forgive me! I’m just a fool, a fool in love with you. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/26 "2004-11-13T21:27:29Z")
And who put the overalls in Mrs. Murphy’s chowder? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/27 "2004-11-14T04:35:25Z")
_I_ did it. It wasn’t no drag- Papa’s got a brand new bag. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/28 "2004-11-14T04:49:16Z")
I was too busy rocking around the clock. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/29 "2004-11-14T05:03:04Z")
It wasn’t me. You saw me standing alone, saying a prayer for someone I really could care for. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/30 "2004-11-14T05:44:21Z")
I was but a mere prat then…back when we used to sleep standing up against a windfall… ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/31 "2004-11-14T11:26:45Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > It was **newcrasher** that’s why he/she’s so famous. HAHAHA! Sorry, that’s really the only reason I came here. I don’t know what half of you people are talking about anyway. :rolleyes: Old people, these days. :runs: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/32 "2004-11-14T13:59:06Z")
After you get your question answered, I want to know, where oh where can my baby be? ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/33 "2004-11-14T16:18:20Z")
I’ll tell you, but only if you tell me who put the Zen in Schwarzenegger. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/34 "2004-11-14T16:55:20Z")
The Zen got put in Schwarzenegger by the Buddhist who walked up to the hot dog vendor and said, “Make me one with everything.” ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/35 "2004-11-14T17:02:15Z")
Each night I ask the stars up above. Why … ? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/36 "2004-11-14T17:27:41Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > The Zen got put in Schwarzenegger by the Buddhist who walked up to the hot dog vendor and said, “Make me one with everything.” I just want you to know, I just fell off my chair reading this. May I use this as a sig line? Tripler “As confused as a hot dog vendor queried by a Buddhist monk to ‘Make me one with everything’.” 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/37 "2004-11-14T18:05:45Z")
> [@Captain Amazing](#): > > It wasn’t me. You saw me standing alone, saying a prayer for someone I really could care for. Do you do that often, or just once in a… while? ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/38 "2004-11-14T18:59:56Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > I just want you to know, I just fell off my chair reading this. May I use this as a sig line? > > Tripler > “As confused as a hot dog vendor queried by a Buddhist monk to ‘Make me one with everything’.” 😕 Certainly. This board is a never ending source of mildly mangled stuff from the corners of the minds attic. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/39 "2004-11-14T22:49:08Z")
It ain’t me, babe. No, no, no, it ain’t me, babe. It ain’t me you’re looking for babe. It was **him**. _points_ ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/40 "2004-11-15T00:24:53Z")
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