# Alright...Who did this? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2004, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472 "2004-11-12T23:15:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/41 "2004-11-15T04:51:41Z")
My boyfriend’s back and you’re going to be in trouble … hmm, wait a minute, can I start over? ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/42 "2004-11-15T05:10:20Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > Nor was it Johnny - he was in the basement mixin’ up the medicine. Whereas I was on the pavement thinkin’ about the government. I was in the back room, dropping some Valium! (And I once did have 47 wild kids grooving in the same house – interesting experience once, but I’d never repeat it!) ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/43 "2004-11-15T06:36:24Z")
If you seen all I done…when I’m alone I do things that nobody knows. I was around, I was around. Nobody knows, nobody knows… ---
**Author:** ![MLS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@MLS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MLS)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/44 "2004-11-16T01:33:26Z")
When he got the hot dog, the Buddhist gave the vendor a $5 bill. Waited a minute and then said, “Where’s my change?” The vendor replied, “Change comes from within…” Sorry about that. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/45 "2004-11-17T06:02:50Z")
At last the story can be told : [http://www.mann-weil.com/biographies.html](http://www.mann-weil.com/biographies.html) (Scroll about half-way down that page). Small nitpick - it’s “Who put the **bomp** , etc.” ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/46 "2004-11-17T07:15:46Z")
Hey, you guys shape up or I’ll go medieval on you. Hey nonny nonny hey hey nonny o. ---
**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/47 "2004-11-18T04:53:41Z")
Well _my_ sources inform me that “bird” is the word. I’ll keep you up to date on further scoops as they happen. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/48 "2004-11-18T04:59:14Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Don’t look at me. I was busy putting the dip in the dip-d-dip-d-dip. > > Yep, before I came along, it was just d-d. WHY? Why, for the love of Cecil, Og and those of us attracted to breasts, would you DARE mess with DDs? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/49 "2004-11-18T05:17:21Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > (And I once did have 47 wild kids grooving in the same house – interesting experience once, but I’d never repeat it!) At least you got off more easily than that poor farmer who lamented: “You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille/ With four hundred children and a crop in the fields.” ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/50 "2004-11-18T06:37:56Z")
I’m certain it was lawdy, lawdy, lawdy Miss Clawdy. [http://www.raypfob.com/lawdymissclawdy.htm](http://www.raypfob.com/lawdymissclawdy.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/51 "2004-11-18T19:20:07Z")
It wasn’t me. I’ve been here by myself the whole time doing the, “Hand Jive” and having a rather fun time at it at that. What? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/52 "2004-11-18T19:48:29Z")
And what’s with all these fools? Why do they fall in love? ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/53 "2004-11-18T19:59:09Z")
I was buzy puttin’ the shizzle in my nizzle. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/54 "2004-11-18T20:31:09Z")
Wasn’t me. I’m on the outside lookin’ in. And I wanna be, and I wanna be, back on the inside, once again. ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472/55 "2004-11-19T00:02:11Z")
Nor was it me. I was otherwise engaged letting the dogs out. Woof, woof woof. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alright-who-did-this/274472.md?page=2)