# Alternate meanings for SDMB smilies. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 16, 2012, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternate-meanings-for-sdmb-smilies/631681 "2012-08-16T16:33:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternate-meanings-for-sdmb-smilies/631681/1 "2012-08-16T16:33:26Z")
:smack: Goddamn mosquitoes! :eek: Check out my sweet imitation of a Grey! 😕I guess I was supposed to rinse after washing my hair with egg whites…man, does it stink! ☹ I really have to poop. 🙂 I have just pooped. 🆒 And so, because of the automated and irrevocable decision-making process which rules out human meddling, the Doomsday machine is terrifying and simple to understand… and completely credible and convincing. :rolleyes: I need eye drops. 😉 Always wear eye protection while using a string trimmer. :o Why yes, I am into bukkake. Why do you ask? :dubious:Highly illogical. 😃 Stereotypes built the trans-continental railway. :mad: I hate stereotypes. ---
**Author:** ![Indian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@Indian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indian)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternate-meanings-for-sdmb-smilies/631681/2 "2012-08-16T16:35:32Z")
I want to have whatever you are having now.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternate-meanings-for-sdmb-smilies/631681/3 "2012-08-16T16:38:12Z")
Yes. It isn’t polite to come to the thread high when you won’t share. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternate-meanings-for-sdmb-smilies/631681/4 "2012-08-16T16:51:58Z")
:smack: Let’s see: A … Z Y … E U W Q … M N D H P, no wait, P! :eek: Good thing I’m a blue smiley instead of a black one. 😕 Was it the … Queen of Hearts? :rolleyes: Is that a spider up there? 😉 … and Asian people blink like this. … Be sure to tip your waitress. :o 'O Sole Mio … :dubious: What makes you think I’m having a stroke? 😃 Seriously, what do you think? You can’t tell I have veneers, can you? :mad: (Holding my breath until I get my way.) ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternate-meanings-for-sdmb-smilies/631681/5 "2012-08-16T16:54:10Z")
> [@ftg](#): > > :dubious: What makes you think I’m having a stroke? Bravo! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternate-meanings-for-sdmb-smilies/631681/6 "2012-08-16T17:05:09Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > Bravo! Agreed. :eek: Jennifer Carol Wilbanks running out of oxygen while giving a blowjob. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternate-meanings-for-sdmb-smilies/631681/7 "2012-08-16T17:46:10Z")
🆒 Patricia Krentcil, NJ tanning mom ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternate-meanings-for-sdmb-smilies/631681/8 "2012-08-17T01:53:00Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Agreed. > > :eek: Jennifer Carol Wilbanks running out of oxygen while giving a blowjob. Had to Google her, but that’s awesome. > [@Vita\_Beata](#): > > 🆒 Patricia Krentcil, NJ tanning mom Nice! ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternate-meanings-for-sdmb-smilies/631681/9 "2012-08-17T22:10:47Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > :eek: Jennifer Carol Wilbanks running out of oxygen while giving a blowjob. I’ve heard the :o called “the blowjob smiley”. I, for one, would not know that was for embarrassment if the mouseover didn’t say so. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternate-meanings-for-sdmb-smilies/631681/10 "2012-08-17T23:04:37Z")
:p:( Dont lick frozen poles. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternate-meanings-for-sdmb-smilies/631681/11 "2012-08-17T23:52:34Z")
Awww … I don’t get the “Check out my sweet imitation of a Grey!” one in the OP. Lil’ help? \*\*\* wanders off to Google Jennifer Carol Wilbanks \*\*\* Ah, yes. _Her_. (Safe for work, folks, safe for work.) ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternate-meanings-for-sdmb-smilies/631681/12 "2012-08-18T00:12:15Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Awww … I don’t get the “Check out my sweet imitation of a Grey!” one in the OP. Lil’ help? [Grey Alien.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_alien) ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternate-meanings-for-sdmb-smilies/631681/13 "2012-08-18T00:13:39Z")
Ah, thank you. Fighting ignorance every chance you get, eh? ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternate-meanings-for-sdmb-smilies/631681/14 "2012-08-18T00:37:24Z")
😕 I don’t know why I should use a flat iron on my hair :eek: I fell on a potato while hanging curtains in the nude :smack: See? I _would_ rather stick pins in my eyes ☹ I am a depressed blueberry 🙂 This is my STFU face 😛 I am Kermit. Underemployed, but still working :dubious: Sponsored by the Hollywood Plastic Surgeons Association :rolleyes: What, another grape thread? 😉 Yes, eyebrow piercing _can_ be DIY 😃 Og’s teeth! ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternate-meanings-for-sdmb-smilies/631681/15 "2012-08-18T15:06:06Z")
> [@ftg](#): > > :smack: Let’s see: A … Z Y … E U W Q … M N D H P, no wait, P! Hold on a second. That was supposed to be “P, no wait R”. (Makes a bit more sense, doesn’t it?) Who’s been messing with my posts? Tanning mom. Perfect. While we’re on the theme of 15 minutes of fame: :dubious: McKayla Maroney ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternate-meanings-for-sdmb-smilies/631681/16 "2012-08-18T15:23:23Z")
:rolleyes: Watch the skies! ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternate-meanings-for-sdmb-smilies/631681/17 "2012-08-18T18:02:45Z")
> [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](#): > > 😛 I am Kermit. Underemployed, but still working Uh-uh. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2012, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternate-meanings-for-sdmb-smilies/631681/18 "2012-08-19T15:56:04Z")
:mad: @$\*& it, I forgot to put on sunscreen this morning! 🆒 So it turns out double eye-patches are _not_ twice as cool as one. 😃 Look ma, no braces!