# Alternative to "Bitch, bitch, bitch..." **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 1, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternative-to-bitch-bitch-bitch/548788 "2010-08-01T13:48:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![In\_Winnipeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a8b319/32.png) [@In\_Winnipeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/In_Winnipeg)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternative-to-bitch-bitch-bitch/548788/21 "2010-08-02T03:32:49Z")
“B.W.C., B.W.C. …” If anyone asks what it means, it means “Bitch, Whine, and Complain…” ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternative-to-bitch-bitch-bitch/548788/22 "2010-08-02T03:55:13Z")
Rumble rumble rumble! Mutiny mutiny mutiny! ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternative-to-bitch-bitch-bitch/548788/23 "2010-08-02T06:05:18Z")
Stop that rumbling down there! Selected from a thesaurus: grouse gripe mutter moan complain whine beef bellyache carp crab croak fuss grumble squawk yammer stew ---
**Author:** ![limegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/82dd89/32.png) [@limegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/limegreen)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternative-to-bitch-bitch-bitch/548788/24 "2010-08-02T11:10:35Z")
Classroom favorite: “Would you like some cheese with that whine?” ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternative-to-bitch-bitch-bitch/548788/25 "2010-08-02T16:03:07Z")
My mother-in-law says “You would complain if you were hung with a new rope.” I like to invite people to take a trip to my favorite little town in Germany: Kwitcherbichen. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternative-to-bitch-bitch-bitch/548788/26 "2010-08-02T16:24:36Z")
Not purely synonymous, but “picky, picky, picky” is definitely in that ballpark. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternative-to-bitch-bitch-bitch/548788/27 "2010-08-03T01:35:54Z")
My supervisor’s husband starts in with “Oh, my achin’ back” every time she complains to or nags at him. He keeps repeating it at increasing volume the longer she goes on. The look on her face is priceless. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternative-to-bitch-bitch-bitch/548788/28 "2010-08-03T01:37:50Z")
People usually “bitch and moan” so I suppose if you got rid of the bitch part, they would moan moan moan. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternative-to-bitch-bitch-bitch/548788/29 "2010-08-03T01:43:47Z")
What’s wrong with the old standby, “It’s one goddamn thing after another”. ---
**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternative-to-bitch-bitch-bitch/548788/30 "2010-08-03T01:57:01Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > What’s wrong with the old standby, “It’s one goddamn thing after another”. Nothing wrong with that, it’s probably very accurate, but I was trying to tone down the profanity 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![FordTaurusSHO94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f07891/32.png) [@FordTaurusSHO94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordTaurusSHO94)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternative-to-bitch-bitch-bitch/548788/31 "2010-08-03T02:28:24Z")
Developers, developers, developers! ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2010, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternative-to-bitch-bitch-bitch/548788/32 "2010-08-03T02:43:49Z")
> [@Markxxx](#): > > > [@PlainJain](#): > > > > What’s wrong with the old standby, “It’s one goddamn thing after another”. > > Nothing wrong with that, it’s probably very accurate, but I was trying to tone down the profanity 🙂 :smack: That’ll learn me to skim the OP. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternative-to-bitch-bitch-bitch/548788.md?page=1)