# Alternatives to Teen sex - hey kids, try toe sucking instead. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 19, 2020, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternatives-to-teen-sex-hey-kids-try-toe-sucking-instead/848181 "2020-02-19T16:58:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2020, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternatives-to-teen-sex-hey-kids-try-toe-sucking-instead/848181/1 "2020-02-19T16:58:56Z")
The school’s brochure lists 101 alternatives for students to try instead of sex. Toe sucking has caught the media’s attention. 😃 I liked the dad’s reaction and the text to his daughter’s boyfriend. LOL I read the list and some of the suggestions are pretty good. #49 hold them and let them know you care #71 trust each other Surprised a cold shower didn’t make the list. > **[School’s sexual health guide advises students to take up these bizarre...](https://nypost.com/2020/02/19/schools-sexual-health-guide-advises-students-to-take-up-these-bizarre-alternatives-to-sex/)** > > A British dad thinks a sex health guide his daughter got in school toe-tally sucks. Carl Lawrence, 35, said his daughter Emma, 14, came home from Shevington High in Wigan, Greater Manchester, after… > [@](#): > > Carl Lawrence, 35, said his daughter Emma, 14, came home from Shevington High in Wigan, Greater Manchester, after being told to discuss the manual titled “Relationships and Sexual Health,” the Sun reported. > > Among the alternatives to sex, the publication suggested that students “suck each other’s toes.” > “I understand children need to be made aware of the world, but should we really be promoting fetishes in Year Nine? I don’t think so,” the security worker told the news outlet. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2020, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternatives-to-teen-sex-hey-kids-try-toe-sucking-instead/848181/2 "2020-02-19T17:19:19Z")
Better than being a Toad Sucker, I suppose. [Them Toad Suckers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF8t4ETlwCE) (Mason Williams) ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2020, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternatives-to-teen-sex-hey-kids-try-toe-sucking-instead/848181/3 "2020-02-19T20:25:13Z")
Teenaged boy toes…EEEUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2020, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternatives-to-teen-sex-hey-kids-try-toe-sucking-instead/848181/4 "2020-02-19T21:46:34Z")
I feel the same way. Been married almost forty years and never had any interest in my wife’s feet. Nothing wrong with toe sucking, it just doesn’t appeal to me. Does seem odd it would be recommended to 14 year old kids. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2020, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternatives-to-teen-sex-hey-kids-try-toe-sucking-instead/848181/5 "2020-02-19T22:00:17Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Better than being a Toad Sucker, I suppose. > > [Them Toad Suckers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF8t4ETlwCE) (Mason Williams) I was always partial to Hog Liver Likers I can honestly say I never expected to get ninja’d on a Mason Williams reference, let alone in the first reply to a thread. Salute! I still sing them poems to myself from time to time, even though I haven’t listen to that 8-track since…well when was the last time you could get a new car with an 8-track in it? 1973? As far as toe sucking, uh, not seeing the allure in giving or receiving. But I do know it’s a thing. Just not mine. ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2020, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternatives-to-teen-sex-hey-kids-try-toe-sucking-instead/848181/6 "2020-02-19T22:49:32Z")
The nineties called, they’re going to[give us Fergie back](https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/the-toesucking-photo-that-ruined-the-duchess-of-york/news-story/abd664af0ab8944a6e9cd4bdc1b57446) ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2020, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternatives-to-teen-sex-hey-kids-try-toe-sucking-instead/848181/7 "2020-02-19T22:52:54Z")
Great Idea. “Hey! Don’t have Sex! Just start with some Foreplay!”. Can’t see how this could go wrong. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Melbourne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Melbourne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melbourne)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2020, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternatives-to-teen-sex-hey-kids-try-toe-sucking-instead/848181/8 "2020-02-20T00:12:39Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Great Idea. > > “Hey! Don’t have Sex! Just start with some Foreplay!”. Can’t see how this could go wrong. :rolleyes: +1 Toe socking is a fetish? I though it was just a way to get girls into bed 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2020, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternatives-to-teen-sex-hey-kids-try-toe-sucking-instead/848181/9 "2020-02-20T00:32:59Z")
I likes feets (:)) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2020, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternatives-to-teen-sex-hey-kids-try-toe-sucking-instead/848181/10 "2020-02-20T01:26:45Z")
To be fair, the brochure is actually titled _101 ways to show someone you love them other than having sex_. It doesn’t say you can’t also have sex. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2020, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternatives-to-teen-sex-hey-kids-try-toe-sucking-instead/848181/11 "2020-02-20T04:55:55Z")
Back in the '80s, I went out a few times with a foot-fetish guy. It was actually kinda nice. But HIS feet? Ewwww. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2020, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternatives-to-teen-sex-hey-kids-try-toe-sucking-instead/848181/12 "2020-02-20T05:09:20Z")
> [@Melbourne](#): > > Toe socking is a fetish? [Toe socking](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSOIw825yMc1_Lp6FtOhxcsetCGYbxg4iCeM4icvFcAY0cIwS-F) is the safe way to engage in toe sucking. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2020, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternatives-to-teen-sex-hey-kids-try-toe-sucking-instead/848181/13 "2020-02-20T07:21:13Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I likes feets (:)) I love baby feet. But hey, little babies grow up (darn!) and Lord have mercy when the teen boy hormones hit. When The Son got tall and his feet got big, he damn near killed us off when he’d remove his shoes in the living room! Flowers outside dropped their bloom, baby birds jumped out of their nests and splatted on the ground, and the paint on the walls blistered and peeled! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2020, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternatives-to-teen-sex-hey-kids-try-toe-sucking-instead/848181/14 "2020-02-20T08:02:16Z")
Yep. Teen boys are all kinda \*nasty. \* When Son-of-a-wrek hit the teen years I didn’t mind him stinking as long as he was somewhere else. In fact he hasn’t really grown out of the funk stage. How did the boy ever get a wife? :dubious: He was pretty clean on his wedding day. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2020, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternatives-to-teen-sex-hey-kids-try-toe-sucking-instead/848181/15 "2020-02-20T11:53:42Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > How did the boy ever get a wife? :dubious: Have you ever smelled HER feet? ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2020, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternatives-to-teen-sex-hey-kids-try-toe-sucking-instead/848181/16 "2020-02-20T13:33:32Z")
I think the percentage of teenagers who would accept a toe-sucking instead of sex is in the single digits. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2020, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternatives-to-teen-sex-hey-kids-try-toe-sucking-instead/848181/17 "2020-02-20T15:57:07Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I likes feets (:)) Damn! ☹ I’ve only got inches. :o ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternatives-to-teen-sex-hey-kids-try-toe-sucking-instead/848181/18 "2020-02-21T11:54:05Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > I think the percentage of teenagers who would accept a toe-sucking instead of sex is in the single digits. Try sucking two toes at once. That gets you into double digits.