# Alternaverse GOP slogans- If they were honest... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 26, 2013, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939 "2013-06-26T04:24:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tracijo67](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@Tracijo67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracijo67)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/21 "2013-06-26T15:43:50Z")
Where straight and white is a God given right! ---
**Author:** ![meanoldman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@meanoldman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meanoldman)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/22 "2013-06-26T15:44:48Z")
GOP: we regulate the bedroom, not the boardroom ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/23 "2013-06-26T15:45:38Z")
I’ve Got Mine. The Rest of You Can Die. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/24 "2013-06-26T16:15:19Z")
GOP: Government is ineffective, so vote for me and I’ll prove it. GOP: People with lots of money convincing people with a little money to hate people with no money. ---
**Author:** ![sylmar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@sylmar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylmar)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/25 "2013-06-26T16:59:44Z")
GOP: For when you need to be _legitimately_ raped ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/26 "2013-06-26T17:02:08Z")
This two minute hate was pretty effective. I feel energized. Same time tomorrow? ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/27 "2013-06-26T17:19:16Z")
GOP: Go Opposite the People. GOP: Generally Out-of-touch Party. GOP: The anti-data, anti-fact, anti-sciencey party. Put your faith in us! GOP: The party that is against Socialism (unless those programs benefit me, personally). GOP: We know what’s best for you. GOP: The party of [Morans](http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-moran.htm). ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/28 "2013-06-26T17:28:25Z")
GOP: Diverting your attention from hegemonic plutocracy since . . . Ooh! Puppy! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/29 "2013-06-26T17:32:07Z")
GOP: All up in your vagina ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/30 "2013-06-26T17:33:39Z")
> [@snowthx](#): > > GOP: The party of [Morans](http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-moran.htm). I love that site! My favorite protest sign from there isn’t even misspelled-“Don’t Steal From Medicare To Support Socialized Medicine”. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/31 "2013-06-26T18:33:28Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > GOP: All up in your vagina Like. I’ve posted this before, but I think a good bumper sticker would be Republican - _Because Fear and Hatred are Easier than Understanding and Change_ ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/32 "2013-06-26T19:17:32Z")
**NO!** ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/33 "2013-06-26T19:22:32Z")
GOP: Don’t worry your pretty little head. _pinch_. You dropped your pen. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/34 "2013-06-26T19:22:50Z")
GOP: Because we need a man like Herbert Hoover again GOP: President Bush who? GOP: Deficits matter - unless it is our turn ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/35 "2013-06-26T19:29:00Z")
> [@Voyager](#): > > GOP: Because we need a man like Herbert Hoover again And you knew who you were then. Gals were gals and men were men. ---
**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/36 "2013-06-26T19:43:28Z")
Jack Daniels, Yukon Jack, Jesse Jackson 2 out of 3 Jacks vote GOP (2 of 2 if you only count the ones we let register) ---
**Author:** ![Alley\_Dweller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alley_dweller/32/430_2.png) [@Alley\_Dweller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alley_Dweller)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/37 "2013-06-26T20:00:57Z")
Want to send your kids to college? [What a snob!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSn3YL1hZOU) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/38 "2013-06-26T22:10:56Z")
G.O.P.: _Because fantasy’s more fun than science._ ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/39 "2013-06-26T22:29:48Z")
GOP: I Like Reich! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/40 "2013-06-26T22:38:50Z")
This is not your grandfather’s GOP! [rally-crowd noises] Wait . . . Yes, it is, actually. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939.md?page=3)