# Alternaverse GOP slogans- If they were honest... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 26, 2013, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939 "2013-06-26T04:24:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/101 "2013-07-03T17:16:11Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > I wasn’t referring to this thread, but to the board generally. And as one might suspect, specifically to a forum with “Debate” in it’s title. Plus truth is, its hard to tell with you\* guys sometimes if it’s a debate or not. 😉 > > The generic, plural "you, of course. This isn’t an alternaverse GOP slogan, you’re doing it wrong. Was the concept too difficult for you to understand? Are you so easily butthurt? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/102 "2013-07-03T17:18:36Z")
From my Facebook feed: Republicans - Rich people paying rich people to convince middle-class people to blame poor people. ---
**Author:** ![sylmar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@sylmar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylmar)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/103 "2013-07-03T17:39:43Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > Alternatively, maybe I’ll post in threads that I might have a whim to post in. Yeah, I think I’ll go with that. And sorry to disappoint you, but I actually enjoyed many of the posts in this thread. (Did you think I was a GOPer? Ha!) Funny is funny. And assholish is assholish. Don’t believe me? Look in the mirror. :D:D I defer to your expertise on assholish Magpie… Disappointed ? I’m crushed, but have to compliment you on the inspiration for the next… Facts & common sense = GOP hate ---
**Author:** ![sylmar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@sylmar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylmar)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/104 "2013-07-03T17:46:33Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > I wasn’t referring to this thread, but to the board generally. And as one might suspect, specifically to a forum with “Debate” in it’s title. Plus truth is, its hard to tell with you\* guys sometimes if it’s a debate or not. 😉 > > The generic, plural "you, of course. You “saw” debate in the forum title? Don’t bother spending money to see an optometrist Maggie, I can help you with that problem. Take both your hands, and place them firmly on opposing ass cheeks. Now puuuuush until the neck and cranium are removed from the colon. Oh, you are just a muse dimkins… GOP: We use chauffeurs as it’s too hard to see with our heads up our ass. ---
**Author:** ![sylmar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@sylmar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylmar)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/105 "2013-07-03T17:48:59Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > Hey, **sylmar** , here’s one for you right on point: > > GOP: Porn for the most awesomest SDMB circle jerks EVER! 😃 Again, I defer to your expertise on porn and circle jerks. ---
**Author:** ![sylmar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@sylmar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylmar)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/106 "2013-07-03T18:00:14Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > Hey, **sylmar** , here’s one for you right on point: > > GOP: Porn for the most awesomest SDMB circle jerks EVER! 😃 After circling the world, I’m sure circling a few dozen guys sitting next to you would be a piece of cake …😃 ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/107 "2013-07-03T18:28:32Z")
> [@Sitnam](#): > > This isn’t an alternaverse GOP slogan, you’re doing it wrong. Sure it is. It’s an alternaverse view within the alternaverse that is the SDMB. Thanks for the opportunity to have me straighten that out for you. ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/108 "2013-07-03T18:38:42Z")
Sylmar, you sylly, sylly goose, you. HEAVENS! Chill out, Sylly. It’s a Pit thread for fun!! Here’s another just for you: GOP: The power to make leftists love GWB’s policies by losing two elections to Barrack Hussein Obama. Can I get three cheers for Gitmo, drones, and wiretapping, Sylmar? :D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![sylmar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@sylmar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylmar)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/109 "2013-07-03T18:52:20Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > Sylmar, you sylly, sylly goose, you. HEAVENS! Chill out, Sylly. It’s a Pit thread for fun!! > > Here’s another just for you: > > GOP: The power to make leftists love GWB’s policies by losing two elections to Barrack Hussein Obama. > > Can I get three cheers for Gitmo, drones, and wiretapping, Sylmar? :D:D:D Aw Gelly… May I call you Gelly? ( Gello? Gelli?) I had no doubt you were here to thread shit for fun. Here’s another just for you: GOP: So bad, even Gelly won’t admit belonging… Can I get three cheers for thread shitting morons? Two? One? Maybe just a one handed clap? Oh..you already have clap? Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/110 "2013-07-03T18:59:46Z")
Threadshitting in the Pit? Go on, you say. Who ever heard of such a thing. Next thing ya know they’ll be letting teh gays marry. The Pit is for serious shit only. Here, have a couple of these Preperation H pads for your butthurt. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/111 "2013-07-03T20:45:23Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > And just for the hell of it, here’s one for the SDMB: > > The Straight Dope: GOP hate disguised as debate. > > Have a nice day. 😃 What hate? We’re just narrating. ---
**Author:** ![sylmar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@sylmar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylmar)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/112 "2013-07-03T20:50:25Z")
> [@FuriousGeorge](#): > > Threadshitting in the Pit? Go on, you say. Who ever heard of such a thing. Next thing ya know they’ll be letting teh gays marry. > > The Pit is for serious shit only. Here, have a couple of these Preperation H pads for your butthurt. I’m good Furry, but maybe you shouldn’t carry stuff you’re going to offer someone else in your mouth? And instead of blatantly trolling, at least pretend to be relevant to the thread’s title? GOP(And the very curious cunt hose George) : Proof evolution works backwards… ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/113 "2013-07-03T22:37:17Z")
> [@sylmar](#): > > I’m good Furry, but maybe you shouldn’t carry stuff you’re going to offer someone else in your mouth? > > And instead of blatantly trolling, at least pretend to be relevant to the thread’s title? > > GOP(And the very curious cunt hose George) : Proof evolution works backwards… Tsk, tsk, tsk. Tis sad when one’s talents fall short of his/her vitriol. Perhaps you should look to other less demanding endeavors. T-ball perhaps. [QUOTE=sylmar] Aw Gelly… May I call you Gelly? ( Gello? Gelli?) I had no doubt you were here to thread shit for fun. [/QUOTE] Absolutely you may, **Sylly** , you sylly goose, you. ButI do appreciate you asking. For future reference you are welcome to shorten my user name to anything that’s shorter and easier for you. I’m flattered that you would try to give me a nickname. I mean full names can be so formal. I have a friend Steven, and we call call him Steve. Robert is Bobby. Susan is Sue. William is, get this, Billy. “Hey, Billy, Steve, Sue, Bobby, did you hear that Joey (Joseph!) is having a party?” or “Wanna see something funny and pathetic at the same time? Check out this slither-wit, **sylmar** , on The Dope” has that air of camaraderie to it that is natural among friends. Now although one might say that you’re being a bit presumptuous, I say, heck, why not? So feel free to abbreviate as you see fit. The nicknames you came up with are fine with me, buddy. And just so you know, so are “mags”, “maggie”, “aggie”, “gella”, 'gellan", “lan”. Knock yourself out. I mean they are all so cutting/funny as to be irrestible, am I right, bud?!! :):)🙂 Don’t forget about the T-ball reco. I think it might turn out to be “your thing”, **Sylly**. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/114 "2013-07-03T22:57:00Z")
You two should fuck and get it over with, the built up sexual tension between you is getting annoying. ---
**Author:** ![sylmar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@sylmar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylmar)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/115 "2013-07-03T23:30:19Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > Tsk, tsk, tsk. Tis sad when one’s talents fall short of his/her vitriol. Perhaps you should look to other less demanding endeavors. T-ball perhaps. (snip) > Don’t forget about the T-ball reco. I think it might turn out to be “your thing”, **Sylly**. Vitriol Mags? Perish the thought. I was attempting to perform a public service in assisting posters with reading comprehension issues and translation services for those who only understand asshole-ese. Which inspires yet another alternaverse- GOP: No child left behind. Okay, maybe Magellan. And a few million others… ---
**Author:** ![sylmar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@sylmar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylmar)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/116 "2013-07-03T23:35:16Z")
> [@Sitnam](#): > > You two should fuck and get it over with, the built up sexual tension between you is getting annoying. Sitnam, I resent your mistaking my philanthropic actions for molesting the mentally challenged … ---
**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/117 "2013-07-03T23:38:59Z")
> [@sylmar](#): > > GOP: No child left behind. Okay, maybe Magellan. And a few million others… The GOP: So easy, a caveman can do it. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/118 "2013-07-04T00:13:59Z")
> [@sylmar](#): > > Sitnam, I resent your mistaking my philanthropic actions for molesting the mentally challenged … :rolleyes: Babe! Keep this up and I’m going to look into having a telethon for you, **Sylly**. T-ball for you. Give it a go. Like I said, I think it could turn out to be “your thing”. Most important thing for you to learn here, though, I think is [this.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VrFV5r8cs0) So, if you feel you might not have the athletic prowess demanded by T-ball, perhaps weaving potholders or making keychain lanyards is more your calling. Just pick something you have some likelihood of enjoying some success. You know, kind like the opposite of what you’re doing here. Get my drift, friend?:D:D ---
**Author:** ![sylmar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@sylmar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylmar)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/119 "2013-07-04T00:25:06Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > :rolleyes: Babe! Keep this up and I’m going to look into having a telethon for you, **Sylly**. T-ball for you. Give it a go. Like I said, I think it could turn out to be “your thing”. > > Most important thing for you to learn here, though, I think is [this.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VrFV5r8cs0) > > So, if you feel you might not have the athletic prowess demanded by T-ball, perhaps weaving potholders or making keychain lanyards is more your calling. Just pick something you have some likelihood of enjoying some success. You know, kind like the opposite of what you’re doing here. Get my drift, friend?:D:D Getting your drift? Um… noooo. You’re kinda trying to stretch the web beyond its actual abilities with that old chestnut. You just keep your drift right there with you smelly Gelly. And unbelievably you still don’t get the _drift_ of this thread… GOP: Go ahead, pull the other finger. ---
**Author:** ![sylmar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@sylmar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylmar)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939/120 "2013-07-04T00:28:07Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > : > > Most important thing for you to learn here, though, I think is [this.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VrFV5r8cs0) > > Get my drift, friend?:D:D Oh, and fuck face? If anyone’s got the makings to be the punk ass bitch for the whole cell block, I’d say you’d be primo candidate #1. Get _my_ drift Gelly? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alternaverse-gop-slogans-if-they-were-honest/661939.md?page=7)