The official sheet music doesn’t say “how fantastic,” it says “Alvin Tostig.”
If anyone has the urge to pee, there’s a bathroom on the right. 
Excuse me while I kiss this guy.
I’m sure Elton has said this on occasion.
But are you giving us egg citations?
Groan! Why am I sitting here in my office reading such terrible puns?
It’s time to go back to the beach, boys!
Toast living
Oval sitting
Vigilant sot
Make up your own explanation