# Always the last to know

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/always-the-last-to-know/13347>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 2, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/always-the-last-to-know/13347 "2000-02-02T02:39:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/always-the-last-to-know/13347/1 "2000-02-02T02:39:00Z")

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Damn this new job! While I find it challenging and enjoyable, it’s really cut into my straightdope time! I didn’t even realize that Shirley had her baby!

## Sooooooo…Congrats! Details, details! \*not about the birth, about the baby 🙂

Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.

Not enough and you’re gonna die…  
[Click here for some GOOD news for a change](http://www.binghamtonpress.com/binghamtonnews/local/Sanews5.html)[Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html)

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/always-the-last-to-know/13347/2 "2000-02-02T02:45:00Z")

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Well, apparently I’m using all my brain cells at work and saving none for home. I entirely missed this thread: [http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004637.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004637.html)

In the words of the great Gilda Radner “Never Mind”

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Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.

Not enough and you’re gonna die…  
[Click here for some GOOD news for a change](http://www.binghamtonpress.com/binghamtonnews/local/Sanews5.html)[Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html)

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**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/always-the-last-to-know/13347/3 "2000-02-02T08:22:00Z")

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_Narile sighs, fumbles around in a pouch and gets out a set of new clean glasses and puts them on Zette._

There, can’t do anything about the attention span though. 🙂

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\>\>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.\<\<

—The dragon observes