# Aly Raisman. After seeing her pose in SI, I’d like a taste of that! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 21, 2018, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293 "2018-02-21T20:36:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![SteveMonon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8491ac/32.png) [@SteveMonon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveMonon)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293/61 "2018-02-22T02:20:11Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > what a strong **woman** she is. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293/62 "2018-02-22T02:28:01Z")
Aw, someone is having a bitter day in the basement. Looks like Mommy told him he had to get a job. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293/63 "2018-02-22T02:35:38Z")
That little limpdick ain’t banned yet…? ---
**Author:** ![Not\_a\_Platypus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@Not\_a\_Platypus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_a_Platypus)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293/64 "2018-02-22T02:43:27Z")
Aw, come on guys. He’s trying so hard. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293/65 "2018-02-22T03:03:23Z")
> [@carrps](#): > > Am I missing something? I just googled Aly Raisman and Sports Illustrated and found what was described as all of her SI photos. She was not nude in \*any \*of them. Of course she is. Just because you can’t see ‘naughty’ bits doesn’t mean she’s not nude. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293/66 "2018-02-22T03:41:22Z")
Let’s hope **shunpiker** never discovers the “Bodies” issue of _ESPN_ magazine. It would be like that one scene in “Scanners”. ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293/67 "2018-02-22T03:56:30Z")
She posed for ESPNW, very much nude but not revealing anything, like 18 months ago. Spoilered, just in case: [How Gymnast Aly Raisman Got That Body](http://www.espn.com/espnw/athletes-life/article/13422652/how-gymnast-aly-raisman-got-body) She’s worked hard for that body. If she wants to show it off, she should. If you think less of her because of that, you’re the one with the problem. ---
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293/68 "2018-02-22T04:00:47Z")
> [@SteveMonon](#): > > Great pictures, OP, thanks a lot :rolleyes: Had to dig them up myself… > Couple of observations: Aly looks a bit mannish in the face. And by “a bit”, I mean Van Diesel in a wig. Also, looks like they’re trying to hide her toes in the pics, probably all fucked up after all that gymnastics shit. > I also LOLd when I saw her shilling cooter pads. She probably hasn’t had a period in years. \*\*Van \*\*Diesel? Who the fuck is that? And seriously, her toes? Who gives a shit about her toes? Is this a fetish of yours because you had to rub lotion on your mommy’s toes when you were a kid, because of all those hours she spent walking the streets and taking it up the ass for enough rubles to buy a pot of beets? Sad! ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293/69 "2018-02-22T04:03:42Z")
> [@SteveMonon](#): > > Great pictures, OP, thanks a lot :rolleyes: Had to dig them up myself… > Couple of observations: Aly looks a bit mannish in the face. And by “a bit”, I mean Van Diesel in a wig. Also, looks like they’re trying to hide her toes in the pics, probably all fucked up after all that gymnastics shit. > I also LOLd when I saw her shilling cooter pads. She probably hasn’t had a period in years. Nice try, Ivan. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293/70 "2018-02-22T04:16:58Z")
She definately does not look manish. She is a lovely young woman. Gymnast feet shouldn’t be any grosser than any bodies feet. Pointe dancers, now they have some gimped up feet. I hope she has a fruitful life. I for one will not judge her decisions, because guess what? It’s not my life!! ---
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293/71 "2018-02-22T04:24:01Z")
> [@SteveMonon](#): > > [it’s a man, baby…](http://i65.tinypic.com/j7qp8l.jpg) And yet, she has her photos plastered all over the internet and everywhere else. She gives interviews and is known the world over. And you… well, you’re just some little shitbag with an internet connection. Better run along now and clean up the basement before mommy gets home from doing her rounds. She might make you prepare her ass-cleansing enema before she gives you your allowance. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293/72 "2018-02-22T04:26:44Z")
Banned AND cornfielded. Dasvidanya! ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293/73 "2018-02-22T05:00:21Z")
Women do not have to be modest to be respected. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293/74 "2018-02-22T05:14:52Z")
And he was so close to being able to buy that pickled turnip from the market stall. What happened to you, Russia? You used to be cool. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293/75 "2018-02-22T05:28:47Z")
Being sexual or displaying sexuality is fine. Being sexually assaulted is not. I’m not sure how that’s confusing or sending mixed messages. ---
**Author:** ![actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/actualliberalnotoneofthose)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293/76 "2018-02-22T11:21:51Z")
I took a look at some of the “nude” photos. She looks fine but not sexually arousing to me. Genie Bouchard on the other hand was a revelation to my private parts. ---
**Author:** ![Crazy\_Canuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazy_canuck/32/5282_2.png) [@Crazy\_Canuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazy_Canuck)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293/77 "2018-02-22T16:30:08Z")
> [@Not\_Carlson](#): > > In that case, you’re just the kind of person the OP likes to talk about after sex. Eww, I missed that part. I now feel the need for a very hot shower with scrubbing brush and a bottle of bleach. > [@Chefguy](#): > > Of course she is. Just because you can’t see ‘naughty’ bits doesn’t mean she’s not nude. I bet that slut is naked under all her clothes too! [/sarcasm] ---
**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293/78 "2018-02-22T16:49:43Z")
> [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](#): > > I took a look at some of the “nude” photos. She looks fine but not sexually arousing to me. Genie Bouchard on the other hand was a revelation to my private parts. Oh for god’s sake! Are we actually turning this into a bloody rating game? Just … shit … CONTEXT, man! BLOODY, FUCKING, CONTEXT! You read the thread and thought you’d just pop in to tell us she’s not your type. The mind boggles. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293/79 "2018-02-22T17:24:08Z")
I have absolutely no problem with Raisman’s photo shoot. She’s an adult human being with agency. It’s her life, her body, her choice, and the opinions of others shouldn’t matter. But can someone explain one thing to me? _WTF does this have to do with **swimsuits??** _ These pix are in the SI _swimsuit issue_, right? What am I missing here? ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293/80 "2018-02-22T17:26:08Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > _WTF does this have to do with **swimsuits??** _ These pix are in the SI _swimsuit issue_, right? What am I missing here? Yeah! Why aren’t there just pictures of swimsuits? What are those chicks doing there anyway? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aly-raisman-after-seeing-her-pose-in-si-i-d-like-a-taste-of-that/809293.md?page=5)