# Am board slow? **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-board-slow/549169 "2010-08-04T17:17:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-board-slow/549169/1 "2010-08-04T17:17:18Z")
Or am it me? ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-board-slow/549169/2 "2010-08-04T17:28:24Z")
Slo. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-board-slow/549169/3 "2010-08-04T17:31:55Z")
so slo, so sad! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-board-slow/549169/4 "2010-08-04T17:32:30Z")
Slough for me, it is. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-board-slow/549169/5 "2010-08-04T17:52:02Z")
Am fast now! ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-board-slow/549169/6 "2010-08-04T18:07:23Z")
Were bored and slow? Now fast? Drugs? Just say No. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-board-slow/549169/7 "2010-08-04T18:25:02Z")
> [@Corner\_Case](#): > > Were bored and slow? Now fast? Drugs? Just say No. But if I just say No, am I agreeing to what you are asking me to do, or am I disagreeing with you? ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-board-slow/549169/8 "2010-08-04T18:25:46Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > > [@Corner\_Case](#): > > > > Were bored and slow? Now fast? Drugs? Just say No. > > But if I just say No, am I agreeing to what you are asking me to do, or am I disagreeing with you? No. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-board-slow/549169/9 "2010-08-04T18:26:35Z")
> [@Suburban\_Plankton](#): > > > [@Czarcasm](#): > > > > But if I just say No, am I agreeing to what you are asking me to do, or am I disagreeing with you? > > No. Yes ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-board-slow/549169/10 "2010-08-04T18:27:33Z")
> [@Corner\_Case](#): > > > [@Suburban\_Plankton](#): > > > > No. > > Yes Maybe it was better when the board was slow. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-board-slow/549169/11 "2010-08-04T18:55:00Z")
Am very slow Monday. Okay today. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-board-slow/549169/12 "2010-08-04T20:23:17Z")
> [@Corner\_Case](#): > > > [@Suburban\_Plankton](#): > > > > No. > > Yes Si. See? ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-board-slow/549169/13 "2010-08-04T23:12:23Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Or am it me? Old joke. [Old Gar Wood Fine How You?](http://www.visualthesaurus.com/cm/wordroutes/2159/) ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-board-slow/549169/14 "2010-08-04T23:21:55Z")
It you. Me board am always fast. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-board-slow/549169/15 "2010-08-05T02:46:02Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Or am it me? You am what you am, / And that’s all what you am. / You’re Czarcasm the sarcasm man. / Toot toot! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-board-slow/549169/16 "2010-08-09T01:56:04Z")
Am bored. And slow.