# Am I a dweeb? (Flirters welcome) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2001, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-dweeb-flirters-welcome/59003 "2001-03-22T14:52:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-dweeb-flirters-welcome/59003/41 "2001-03-23T15:54:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > > \*\*Stammer… stammer… stammer… My dear, you need to wander south… Due south. Do not stop until you reach the Mighty Geyser of Libio… \*\* > > Is this your way of telling me I should prepare for a hot explosion? > > _begins to trail her kisses south_ \*\* Well, they don’t call it Old Faithful for nothing. Years of training has made it what it is today… [Somewhere, off in the distance, a choir sings “O Come All Ye Faithful”…] [Aside: Is anyone else in this thread? :)] ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-dweeb-flirters-welcome/59003/42 "2001-03-23T16:05:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > **Well, they don’t call it Old Faithful for nothing. Years of training has made it what it is today…** But now it’s time to really put it to the test. I wonder how many different functions it’s learned. > [@](#): > > **[Somewhere, off in the distance, a choir sings “O Come All Ye Faithful”…]** That **is** what I had in mind. > [@](#): > > \*\*[Aside: Is anyone else in this thread? :)] \*\* A little voyuerism is good for the soul! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-dweeb-flirters-welcome/59003/43 "2001-03-23T16:33:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > > **Well, they don’t call it Old Faithful for nothing. Years of training has made it what it is today…** > > But now it’s time to really put it to the test. I wonder how many different functions it’s learned.\*\* Well, it’s learned how to fly solo, and to shoot its stream into the cool night air… or the hot day air… or the bathroom wall. Or the bedroom wall. Or the ceiling. But alas and alack! No cave hath it entered since nigh several silver crescents. > [@](#): > > A little voyuerism is good for the soul! 😉 Ain’t it, though! And I don’t mind… uh… performing for an audience, as long as it’s virtual! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-dweeb-flirters-welcome/59003/44 "2001-03-23T16:33:57Z")
> [@](#): > > Sometimes I’m a more private person, though, and flirting in a thread’s not the way for me. To each his own! I guess if you can do it, Arden, I can. I’ll just lay off the flirting for a bit and see how I feel. How quickly they forget. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-dweeb-flirters-welcome/59003/45 "2001-03-23T16:44:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Sometimes I’m a more private person, though, and flirting in a thread’s not the way for me. To each his own! I guess if you can do it, Arden, I can. I’ll just lay off the flirting for a bit and see how I feel. > > How quickly they forget. 🙂 \*\* I’ve been misquoted! What I said was “Come hither, **Arden** , show me your luscious bounty. Oh, and btw… Wanna [expletive]?” I’m just so misunderstood… ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-dweeb-flirters-welcome/59003/46 "2001-03-23T19:40:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > **Well, it’s learned how to fly solo, and to shoot its stream into the cool night air… or the hot day air… or the bathroom wall. Or the bedroom wall. Or the ceiling. But alas and alack! No cave hath it entered since nigh several silver crescents.** Then I think it’s high time for that drought to end. > [@](#): > > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > A little voyuerism is good for the soul! 😉 > > Ain’t it, though! And I don’t mind… uh… performing for an audience, as long as it’s virtual! \*\* And you perform so **WELL**! I love having talented virtual partners! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-dweeb-flirters-welcome/59003/47 "2001-03-23T20:12:01Z")
Well where the heck ya been? I’ve been sitting here with my schlong hanging out for hours! Dagnabit! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-dweeb-flirters-welcome/59003/48 "2001-03-23T20:41:09Z")
WEll, Dan, the votes are in. And it has been universally decided (regretfully) that I am not a very good flirt. But, I think you are a very nice man, and furthermore I think you are a cutie. So, on to my opinion. You are NOT a dweeb! This was just an interjection…please feel free to ignore this and continue with your regularly scheduled flirting! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-dweeb-flirters-welcome/59003/49 "2001-03-23T20:51:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*Well where the heck ya been? I’ve been sitting here with my schlong hanging out for hours! > > Dagnabit! \*\* And what a wonderful schlong it is, too. I’m sorry, but RL decided to rear it’s ugly head (it still is, but I’m taking the time out as I can to post) Is there **ANYTHING** I can do to make it up to you??? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-dweeb-flirters-welcome/59003.md?page=2)