# Am I a Sex Pervert? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 24, 2002, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-sex-pervert/105443 "2002-04-24T22:00:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-sex-pervert/105443/21 "2002-04-27T17:57:49Z")
I once had the turn-your-head-and-cough exam performed by an attractive female intern who _knelt down in front of me_ while I stood next to the bed. I was about 23 at the time. The first thought that entered my mind was quickly overridden by the realization that she was holding something that was near and dear to me, and that she might think pointing wasn’t polite. ---
**Author:** ![ivebeenabadboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b77776/32.png) [@ivebeenabadboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivebeenabadboy)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-sex-pervert/105443/22 "2002-04-27T19:20:30Z")
rand 100, this is no fantasy I dreamed up, it’s reality. Honestly I could not have thought this up without it happening to me first! Rysdad, yes, I find it oddly endearing when my doctor kneels down before me when I stand nude and she fingers inside my scrotum and tells me to cough, and her face is a couple inches from my penis. I can’t help the way I’m feeling. I mean, she’s a woman, and I’m a badboy. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-sex-pervert/105443/23 "2002-04-28T01:10:31Z")
As far as getting turned on, that’s normal, okay? But…um, the fact that you enjoy and look forward to it…what would your wife say? I was going to say, don’t be embarassed but… ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-sex-pervert/105443/24 "2002-04-28T01:16:13Z")
What would your doctor say if you were to turn up with a Beef Bean and cheese burrito and say “gotch Ya”? really, there’s nothing wrong with your situation. its not a problem unless your doctor is bothered by it. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-sex-pervert/105443/25 "2002-04-28T01:32:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ivebeenabadboy \* > \*\*Yo, Mermaid, in case you haven’t noticed, MPSIMS always has raunchy sex threads with people shamelessly divulging their most intimate details. It’s fun. If you don’t want to read, nobody exactly has a gun at your head making you open up the thread, know what I mean? I labeled the thread title clearly enough to warn you it would be X-rated. If you took a look inside, obviously YOU have some need to check out cybercrotches. LOL > > kellibelli, my woman gives me wonderful, hot, sexy normal sexual intercourse. But she wouldn’t go for anally inserting anything. And you know what, I never would have even thought about it if it hadn’t been for my doctor giving me surprise wood. Anyway, I guess my question’s been answered. I’m not the only one with iatrogenic\* wood! > > \*iatrogenic: means it was caused by the doctor. \*\* We get the idea. You are a real boy. You have a penis. You are a boy with a penis. Got it. You like to look at purty women. Cause you are a boy with a penis. Ok we got it already. :rolleyes: If I appear cross it’s because I am dissapointed. I always like to look for new dopers on the board and check out what is on their minds. I could be amused, aroused, enraged, enlightened or frightened but usually I feel _something_. When I read your posts I feel nothing but disappointment. :yawn: But maybe I’m hard to please. Who can say. Ta Ta. Run along now. There’s a good boy. :ruffles the boy’s hair: ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-sex-pervert/105443/26 "2002-04-28T01:36:13Z")
**The Mermaid** , calm down already. You know what forum to go to when you want to submit a poster to quality control. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-sex-pervert/105443/27 "2002-04-28T15:14:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > **What would your doctor say if you were to turn up with a Beef Bean and cheese burrito and say “gotch Ya”?** Or, alternatively, “Gotcha Ya’!!!” ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-sex-pervert/105443/28 "2002-04-28T18:40:07Z")
damn you rand… damn you. I hoped noone would notice this error. And I would have gotcha ya away with it if it wasnt for you pesky kids!! ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-sex-pervert/105443/29 "2002-04-28T22:34:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > **What would your doctor say if you were to turn up with a Beef Bean and cheese burrito and say “gotch Ya”?** She’d say, “Fire up those Mexican Fat Burners[sup]TM[/sup]!!!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-sex-pervert/105443/30 "2002-04-29T00:30:55Z")
**Coldfire** I am sorry I allowed this thread to push one of my hot buttons. (I have so many) I am always more than a little annoyed when a patient takes a non-sexual event and tries to put a spin on it and sometimes I react strongly. If I had a dollar for every time some guy has said “So are you gonna come around later for my sponge bath? wink wink” I wouldn’t need to work anymore. I promise I’ll try to keep this in check in the future. As for quality control. I won’t waste my time. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-sex-pervert/105443/31 "2002-04-29T03:43:16Z")
**badboy:** > [@](#): > > She is very quick, efficient, businesslike. Of course, I wouldn’t expect her to be any different. But how can I deny the sexual excitement my body feels? It’s simply a fact of the male anatomy that touching the prostate makes you horny… **Mermaid** , don’t jump on him so damn quick… did you read the above? No, it’s not appropriate. He realizes that. I haven’t had the misfortune of the same experience, but it seems to me that what he says seems to be a legimate concern. Sorry I sound so aggressive, you just seemed to jump on him too quickly, IMO. No offense intended. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-sex-pervert/105443/32 "2002-04-29T04:09:26Z")
Hold there I am not going to play this game. My feelings regarding BB have not changed one bit. I said I was sorry that I allowed myself to react to incinderary comments. The only thing I would change is that I would post my reaction in a different forum. But to be honest, I simply don’t care enough about the matter to stroke BB’s ego a bit more by devoting a whole pit thread to his posting style or lack thereof. I remain underwhelmed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-a-sex-pervert/105443.md?page=1)