Copperwindow’s pit thread reminded me of this aircraft radio conversation I once overheard, names of the two sailplane (glider) pilots slightly changed.
Chedder: Hey Buster, am I a nice guy or am I an asshole?
Buster: You’re an asshole Chedder!
Chedder: OK.
10 Minutes later:
Chedder: Hey Buster, am I a nice guy or am I an asshole?
Buster: You’re an asshole Chedder!
Chedder: OK.
10 Minutes later:
Chedder: Hey Buster, am I a nice guy or am I an asshole?
Buster: OK Chedder You’re a nice guy, now WHAT?
Chedder: Your gear is down.
Buster: You’re an asshole Chedder!
That is all,
Kevbo
AKA glider 1U