# Am I evil for finding these dogs hilarious?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 26, 2017, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265 "2017-04-26T03:23:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265/1 "2017-04-26T03:23:45Z")

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In answering another thread, I ran across a photo of this [German Shepherd/Dachshund mix.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-09/1/11/asset/buzzfeed-prod-web07/sub-buzz-26453-1472744477-1.png?resize=625:459)  
And since then, they just keep popping up. I have the vague feeling that I’m wrong for laughing but . . .  
[Corgi/Husky](https://d2pu2bk1b66iw6.cloudfront.net/photos/2015/04/14/6-98832-corgi-husky-hi-res-2-1429032093.jpg)

[Corgi/Dalmation](https://d2pu2bk1b66iw6.cloudfront.net/photos/2015/04/14/6-98830-corgi-dalmation-2-1429032093.jpg)

[Dachshund/Pit Bull](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/28/23/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-7663-1422504038-6.png) (should such a breed actually exist)

Am I the only one laughing? Yes? Well, OK then. . .

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**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265/2 "2017-04-26T03:26:32Z")

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Well I think the first three are adorable, and that last one is a PhotoShopPup. My neighbors have a Corgi/Shepherd mix and he’s super cute (although I hope that was an oopsie and someone didn’t breed that mix on purpose). He looks a lot like the one in the first picture, only bigger ears.

ETA: Or maybe they are all PhotoShops. That first one now looks a bit suspicious to me. I went back to check the ears.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265/3 "2017-04-26T03:31:19Z")

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Why anybody would pollute a Dachshund with any mongrel is beyond me. But hey, you can’t stop them! You better lock up your dogs, wives, daughters and sisters.

Doxie is on the loose!

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265/4 "2017-04-26T03:35:53Z")

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> [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](#):
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> Well I think the first three are adorable, and that last one is a PhotoShopPup. My neighbors have a Corgi/Shepherd mix and he’s super cute (although I hope that was an oopsie and someone didn’t breed that mix on purpose). He looks a lot like the one in the first picture, only bigger ears.
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> ETA: Or maybe they are all PhotoShops. That first one now looks a bit suspicious to me. I went back to check the ears.

If you google German Shepherd/dachshund mix you’ll see enough of these to convince you.

And, [heeeeeeeereee’s Rami!](http://www.metronews.ca/news/world/2015/01/29/internet-goes-crazy-for-dachshundpit-bull-mix.html)[On TV.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWWK7WZVZ2Q)

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265/5 "2017-04-26T03:44:07Z")

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A while back, there was a story about a Chihuahua that got a Rottweiler pregnant. That turned out to be an urban legend; however, this story about a Westie that impregnated a Rottweiler wasn’t.

> **[The unlikely romance that produced a litter of 'Wottie' dogs](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518016/Tiny-male-Westie-mates-female-Rottweiler-twice-size-create-new-breed.html)**
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> Pint-sized Westie Joey (centre) fathered 11 puppies (left), given the name 'Wotties', shortly after moving into the family home of Rottweiler Zara (right).

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265/6 "2017-04-26T04:09:52Z")

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I remember reading a column in Reader’s Digest, when amusing classified ads were sent in.

_Free puppies: Mother, St. Bernard, Father, very determined Cocker Spaniel_

My father had a dog for twelve years that he picked up as a stray and somehow never had time to take it to the shelter. We have no way of actually knowing what the parents were, but the best guess is half yellow Lab, and half Bassett Hound. this dog had the heavy and long body, with short legs, that a Bassett had, and when he bayed at sirens he sure sounded like a Bassett. But his head was shaped like a Lab and he was yellow, Dad picked him up the summer of 1977 and named him Fred, for Jerry Reed’s dog in “Smokey and the Bandit” which was popular that summer.

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265/7 "2017-04-26T06:14:32Z")

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> [@TruCelt](#):
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> [Dachshund/Pit Bull](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/28/23/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-7663-1422504038-6.png) (should such a breed actually exist)

One parent is a notoriously aggressive breed bred for murder. The other parent is a pitbull.

Puggles are an interesting and relatively common mix that somehow lose most of the pug parent’s weirdness.

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265/8 "2017-04-26T06:48:39Z")

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I must be a true dog lover. I found all of those pictures adorable.

And yes, I know that SDMB rules require posting of puppy pics, so here is my little dude: [Martini!](https://www.instagram.com/p/BBJLDIbOLAW/?taken-by=martini_the_bichon&hl=en)

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265/9 "2017-04-26T08:07:36Z")

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> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> A while back, there was a story about a Chihuahua that got a Rottweiler pregnant. That turned out to be an urban legend; however, this story about a Westie that impregnated a Rottweiler wasn’t.
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> [Tiny male Westie mates with female Rottweiler twice his size to create new breed | Daily Mail Online](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518016/Tiny-male-Westie-mates-female-Rottweiler-twice-size-create-new-breed.html)

Those actually look like fine, robust little mutts. I’m a fan of crossbreed/mongrel dogs as family pets - I think pure breeds can be noble and fine, but I prefer something that’s a bit of this and a bit of that.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265/10 "2017-04-26T10:03:06Z")

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Whenever I see a post or thread title that begins with words along the lines of, “Am I evil for finding this funny,” I know there is only one answer:

_Yes. Yes, you are indeed evil. I, too, am evil. Let us work together to lower ourselves into hell, in the handbasket that has just appeared before us._

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265/11 "2017-04-26T15:00:19Z")

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> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#):
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> I must be a true dog lover. I found all of those pictures adorable.
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> And yes, I know that SDMB rules require posting of puppy pics, so here is my little dude: [Martini!](https://www.instagram.com/p/BBJLDIbOLAW/?taken-by=martini_the_bichon&hl=en)

If that critter was any happier, the top of his head would fall off! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265/12 "2017-04-26T15:57:37Z")

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> [@CairoCarol](#):
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> Whenever I see a post or thread title that begins with words along the lines of, “Am I evil for finding this funny,” I know there is only one answer:
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> _Yes. Yes, you are indeed evil. I, too, am evil. Let us work together to lower ourselves into hell, in the handbasket that has just appeared before us._

That’s a good one for the [laws](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824766) thread. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265/13 "2017-04-26T16:54:50Z")

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I once met a corgi/shepherd cross in person, at an adoption fair. He had been rescued from an abusive home, and I felt bad for laughing at him, but by Og, he looked ridiculous!

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**Author:** ![JcWoman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jcwoman/32/2889_2.png) [@JcWoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JcWoman)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265/14 "2017-04-26T17:40:38Z")

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Someone in my neighborhood has an Australian shepherd/corgi mix. It’s pretty ridiculous looking but when I encounter them walking my dogs, I have to be polite and not laugh. It seems like a nice dog. (“But she has a wonderful personality!” 😃 )

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265/15 "2017-04-26T19:15:57Z")

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What I gather from this thread is that, despite the short legs, corgis really get around. 😃

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**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265/16 "2017-04-26T19:20:31Z")

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Here’s a [German Shorthaired Pointer/corgi or Dachshund) mama](https://www.facebook.com/anewleash.org/photos/a.401468295338.203430.401376590338/10154975003755339/?type=3&theater) who just found a foster home to pull her from a high-kill shelter.

StG

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265/17 "2017-04-26T22:15:02Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Why anybody would pollute a Dachshund with any mongrel is beyond me. But hey, you can’t stop them! You better lock up your dogs, wives, daughters and sisters.
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> Doxie is on the loose!

Hee. My friends had the adorable Barry\* who was a dachshund/black lab mix. All black with a Lab head on barrel body on short short legs.  
\*or maybe Berry. My friend doesn’t distinguish Mary/merry/marry

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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265/18 "2017-04-26T23:19:20Z")

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> [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](#):
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> Well I think the first three are adorable, and that last one is a PhotoShopPup.

Not it isn’t. It was in the animal shelter in my home town in South Georgia a few years ago.

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**Author:** ![Sodalite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@Sodalite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sodalite)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2017, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265/19 "2017-04-27T07:57:40Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Why anybody would pollute a Dachshund with any mongrel is beyond me. But hey, you can’t stop them! You better lock up your dogs, wives, daughters and sisters.
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> Doxie is on the loose!

I think I’ve mentioned this on the Dope before. Quite a few years ago I met one of the weirdest looking dogs I have ever seen. My boss brought him to work one day after a vet visit. His mother was her Rottweiler and his father was the neighbor’s Dachshund who had dug a tunnel under the fence. He was the only pup that survived so she named him Lucky. Lucky the Rottweenie. No, I don’t know how anything called a Rottweenie could be lucky. He had the Rottweiler coloring and thick body with stumpy legs and huge feet. He was also cross eyed. At one point he got hold of her purse and took off with it. The memory of watching him “run” makes me lol to this day.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2017, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-evil-for-finding-these-dogs-hilarious/785265/20 "2017-04-27T09:31:55Z")

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> That’s a good one for the [laws](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824766) thread. 🙂

Done!
