Am I giving my cats the horny when I do this?

Not necessarily. Tybalt, my neutered male, really really likes it when I rub his empty nutsack.

Um, unless that’s, y’know, over-sharing.

Yeah, Cervaise, that’s a little more than I needed to know…

This drives me nuts. People respond to a message with something like “No” or “See here,” instead of just giving a few words of description about the link. I hate clicking on one of these, waiting for the linked page to appear, only to discover it’s not interesting to me, or not relevant to the discussion, or the same link someone else gave upthread, or not safe for work, or whatever.

People, please just tell us what you’re linking to!

All right, thanks for sharing!

shudder

Joe

You know you can fix that, right?

Oh, god. Why can’t I be the guy charging $100+ for 2 cents’ worth of plastic?

Wait, maybe I’ll get some rocks, throw them in nice little boxes… um… no I lost it.

My former cats, neutered males, both did it. And they were more than a little gay. In fact, one was a top and the other was a bottom.

OK here’s your TMI story for the day. You’ve been warned.
I once lived with a room-mate who had a neutered male cat. A buddy of mine was this cat’s love god. If he took off his sweater the cat would roll around in it, particularly the area around the armpits. Not sure if this information is germane to the story, anyway, here goes…
My buddy is scratching the cat’s “sweet spot” and kitty is really lovin’ it. Going quite crazy with the purring and the yowling. Finally the cat shudders, and “gunk” shoots out of it’s butt. Not the poop-chute mind you, but two little holes on either side of the “cat’s ass”. It was like a couple of little corks shot out, followed by some crazy stinky gunk. So, as far as I can tell, this is clearly a sexual thing for cats, and to this day (probably 15 years down the road) I get very nervous and uncomfortable when I see someone touching a cat in its’ “sweet spot” or “bikini area” or whatever you want to call the kitty gunk-cannon trigger. Bleeechh!

Don’t cat’s have scent glands in almost exactly the area we’re talking about?
That would seem to correspond to Quint’s story.

If so it’s not really any different to rubbing them under the chin, which cat’s also enjoy, in my experience.

Although the “thanks for scratching there, I couldn’t get to it” theory makes sense in a lot of animals. My bunnies love having the tops of their heads scratched where they can’t lick. Or having their ears cleaned by another bunny in the parts only another bunny will go.

Never noticed it in cats, but all the dogs I’ve had, and most otherwise encounter have a similar reaction, to varying degrees. The OP could be written about my last dog.

When my girl beagle does this, we call it “sky twinkie”. When my boy beagle does it, I find it both funny and disturbing, somewhat like the OP. I keep wondering if I’m doing some kind of inter-species heavy petting. Heh.

My fixed female cat at work just loves her some butt rubs.

I always thought there was something different about Top Cat. :smiley:

Is there anything ethically wrong with buying monster Great Dane sized fake dog nuts for a little neutered minature pincher?

That is so very wrong. And funny.

Cats respond all kinds of waysto the sweet spot.

Two doper dudes were walking down the street and saw a male dog lying on the ground licking his genitals.

Dude 1 says, “Gee, I wish I could do that!”

Dude 2 says, “He’d probably bite you!”

Squiggy loves a good beating too. Weirdo.

I’ve also noticed it in ginea pigs. I asked Squiggy’s vet who just shrugged and said there are a lot of nerves down there and they’re rarely flexible enough to reach in on their own.