# Am I Satan, or just a garden variey psychopath? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 6, 2011, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656 "2011-01-06T20:53:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/281 "2011-01-13T13:36:09Z")
Hey, my link failed, I think. Tried to post it from work, where it’s kind of hard to do anything on these systems. Anyways, it was a sassy picture of Arnold from Dif’frent Strokes looking suspiciously at Attacks. Pretty funny, if you ask me. ---
**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/282 "2011-01-13T14:28:22Z")
I don’t know why everyone is so desperate for an after-action report. **tdn** is getting beaten up by her pimp _next_ weekend. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/283 "2011-01-13T14:44:50Z")
> [@lindsaybluth](#): > > As he pointed out previously, the weekend is this coming weekend, not past weekend. > [@tdn](#): > > It wasn’t this past weekend, it’s the weekend coming up. > > And on what planet do you think I’d share how it went? The planet where I wrestle with pigs? If he doesn’t come back, I’m personally going to assume “the planet where I wrestle with pigs” **is** the recap of the weekend. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/284 "2011-01-13T15:04:05Z")
Is **LurkerinNJ** a guy or a girl? I’ve seen people using both “he” and “she” so I got confused… ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/285 "2011-01-13T16:24:20Z")
> [@muldoonthief](#): > > If he doesn’t come back, I’m personally going to assume “the planet where I wrestle with pigs” **is** the recap of the weekend. ROFL! Thank you. You’ve successfully turned my frustration into LOLs! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LurkerInNJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@LurkerInNJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkerInNJ)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/286 "2011-01-13T21:23:54Z")
> [@Moonlitherial](#): > > I didn’t read that suggestion at all. It was a response, not to the OP, but to another post suggesting that the woman didn’t need to drive to have sex. If anything the OP was classified in the “someone you have an emotional connection to” category. I was the person who pointed out that a woman doesn’t need to drive to have sex. ---
**Author:** ![LurkerInNJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@LurkerInNJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkerInNJ)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/287 "2011-01-13T21:25:16Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > Hm. OK, clearly I have seriously misinterpreted LurkerInNJ’s tone/intent. Yeah, the whole “if I want a relationship I just go get one” bugged me but I think you are right that I read more bragginess into it than was there. My apologies to LurkerInNJ for inappropriately unholstering the .50-cal Snark Cannon. Apology accepted. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/288 "2011-01-13T21:29:10Z")
So, uh, **Lurker** , are you a guy or a girl? I’m curious now. ---
**Author:** ![LurkerInNJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@LurkerInNJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkerInNJ)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/289 "2011-01-13T22:28:05Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > So, uh, **Lurker** , are you a guy or a girl? I’m curious now. I’m female. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/290 "2011-01-13T23:09:19Z")
> [@LurkerInNJ](#): > > I’m female. Well, Laaa di da daaa! Some one is awwwfully proud of her shiney vagina. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/291 "2011-01-13T23:13:46Z")
> [@LurkerInNJ](#): > > I’m female. OK, thanks. People were using a bunch of pronouns and I was unsure. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/292 "2011-01-14T00:02:14Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Hey, my link failed, I think. Tried to post it from work, where it’s kind of hard to do anything on these systems. Anyways, it was a sassy picture of Arnold from Dif’frent Strokes looking suspiciously at Attacks. Pretty funny, if you ask me. I’ll consider myself looked at. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/293 "2011-01-14T07:22:43Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > Hm. OK, clearly I have seriously misinterpreted LurkerInNJ’s tone/intent. Yeah, the whole “if I want a relationship I just go get one” bugged me but I think you are right that I read more bragginess into it than was there. My apologies to LurkerInNJ for inappropriately unholstering the .50-cal Snark Cannon. You know, I’m trying to find a way to say this that doesn’t sound stupid or condescending but it really does impress me that you reread it and reconsidered and said “Huh, my bad.” So seriously, that’s awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/294 "2011-01-14T15:45:24Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > I’ll consider myself looked at. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/295 "2011-01-14T16:24:40Z")
Just take out the extra “http://” and it workls fine. I’d post a fixed one but I’m at work so can’t test it. Brought me back a few years, that did. Poor guy. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/296 "2011-01-14T16:29:44Z")
[There we go](http://cache.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/gary-coleman.jpg). Don’t say I never did anything for you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Surb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Surb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Surb)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/297 "2011-01-14T20:39:57Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Well, Laaa di da daaa! Some one is awwwfully proud of her shiney vagina. If I had a shiny vagina, I would never leave the house. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/298 "2011-01-14T20:43:59Z")
Do you know how much Pokemon you have to play to get a shiny Vagina? A lot, that’s what. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/299 "2011-01-14T22:43:10Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Well, Laaa di da daaa! Some one is awwwfully proud of her shiney vagina. Vajazzle? ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/300 "2011-01-15T00:33:48Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Vajazzle? My waxing place had a sign up advertising this. I didn’t think it existed in real life. . . I laughed until I cried. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656.md?page=16)