# Am I Satan, or just a garden variey psychopath? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 6, 2011, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656 "2011-01-06T20:53:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/301 "2011-01-16T04:00:00Z")
> [@Erdosain](#): > > I don’t know why everyone is so desperate for an after-action report. **tdn** is getting beaten up by her pimp _next_ weekend. Uh, perhaps because " **tdn** is getting beaten up by her pimp _next_ weekend.’ Next question?? Best wishes, hh ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/302 "2011-01-16T07:14:20Z")
> [@splatterpunk](#): > > I feel as though I’ve just been whacked in the head with a Nerf ball. That’s OK, I won’t hold a grudge, as I probably won’t even remember your name after I click the Submit Reply button. > > I just hope my post didn’t keep you up all night. Seriously, that’s all you got? That’s not even good enough to be called snark, let alone an insult. In order to mock me with my own words, you at least need to make sense. ---
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/303 "2011-01-17T17:03:15Z")
I know he said he wasn’t going to update but…_come on._ ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/304 "2011-01-17T18:24:18Z")
Last Activity: 01-15-2011 05:24 AM I think he’s dead, Jim. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/305 "2011-01-17T18:32:50Z")
UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! u ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/306 "2011-01-17T20:15:30Z")
Jeez at least let us know if she showed up! ---
**Author:** ![PotLuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@PotLuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PotLuck)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/307 "2011-01-17T21:47:30Z")
> [@OpalCat](#): > > Jeez at least let us know if she showed up! No, her family prevented her from going. Or her car broke down again. Yeah, that’s it. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/308 "2011-01-17T21:52:13Z")
No, no. She came, and sheeeee’s wonderful! Yeah that’s it! She’s wonderful, and she luuurrrves him, and she looks just like **Morgan Fairchild! ! !** ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/309 "2011-01-17T21:55:31Z")
She wasn’t that into him, but he managed to neg the hotel concierge into giving him his digits, so it’s all good. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/310 "2011-01-17T22:13:38Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Last Activity: 01-15-2011 05:24 AM > > I think he’s dead, Jim. Look, he’s just tied up. ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/311 "2011-01-18T00:24:13Z")
Pleeeeeeeeease update! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/312 "2011-01-18T00:40:07Z")
Come on you guys. Stop going down so rough on him. He’s had a long and hard weekend. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/313 "2011-01-18T00:42:51Z")
He hasn’t posted in a week. I’m starting to feel kind of bad about jabbing him now. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/314 "2011-01-18T00:56:11Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > Look, he’s just tied up. Heh heh heh. ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/315 "2011-01-18T01:48:04Z")
Hey guys! Thanks for the new kidney! Whereever did you get it? I’ll never forget you all! At any rate, I’m expecting him to come back on in about a week, announcing that he just got out of his love nest, and speaking of hitherto unknown acts of Dionysian revelry, with the Olympian goddess that would not let him leave, but, he managed to escape before he was loved to death! Best wishes, hh ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/316 "2011-01-18T03:58:44Z")
Oh, for Christ’s sakes, is this gawdawful thread still going on? I expected it to die after maybe 4 posts. Since then I last checked in on page 5, and the insanity was still strong. Like The Force. Darth version. I stopped even reading the Dope since. I’ve just read the last few posts and there seemed to be a lot of curiosity. OK, little update. I got home a little over an hour ago. I’m exhausted, mostly from the hellish bus ride home and dragging my clownishly-sized suitcase over snowbanks. I left her at noon and got in at 9:00. That’s way too much travel, especially for going to just one state over. Next time I’ll find an alternate route. It was a fantastic weekend! Nice B&B, wonderful woman, great area to visit. I’m really glad I went. So is she. We plan to do it again. She wants me to go to her hometown next time and meet her friends and get me into her world. Sounds good to me. I suggseted meeting at the same place again, maybe in 2 weeks (VDay?) or in spring, or summer, or fall. I’m tired. Maybe more tomorrow, maybe not. Need… sleep… ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/317 "2011-01-18T04:09:45Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > He hasn’t posted in a week. I’m starting to feel kind of bad about jabbing him now. Thank you. Thank you for showing a little bit of your human side. ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/318 "2011-01-18T04:11:15Z")
Thank you so much for the update. I’m glad you had a good time. And btw I think what two adults do is nobody’s business but their own. 🙂 Oh well except for us because we all need updates and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/319 "2011-01-18T04:11:28Z")
Woohoo! Hurray for happy endings 🙂 FTR, I’ve met **tdn** in person and have known him to never be anything but truthful. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/320 "2011-01-18T04:12:59Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Oh, for Christ’s sakes, is this gawdawful thread still going on? Hey, _you_ started it. If you discussed going back again in the fall, that doesn’t sound like a good sign. Isn’t meeting her family going to be awkward, now that you’re that guy she went off to the ho-tel to have a weekend of sex with? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656.md?page=17)