# Am I Satan, or just a garden variey psychopath? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 6, 2011, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656 "2011-01-06T20:53:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/321 "2011-01-18T04:16:42Z")
> [@FloatyGimpy](#): > > Thank you so much for the update. I’m glad you had a good time. And btw I think what two adults do is nobody’s business but your own. 🙂 Thank you! We had a fantastic time! She was warm and cozy and wonderful. And she thinks the same of me. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/322 "2011-01-18T04:17:43Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Woohoo! Hurray for happy endings 🙂 > > FTR, I’ve met **tdn** in person and have known him to never be anything but truthful. Thank you, my excellent friend. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/323 "2011-01-18T04:21:44Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > FTR, I’ve met **tdn** in person and have known him to never be anything but truthful. How do you know? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/324 "2011-01-18T04:35:03Z")
> [@Rilchiam](#): > > How do you know? Well, it’s not like I’ve submitted him to a polygraph test or anything, but I guess the simplest answer is I have no reason to suspect he’s not honest. His stories are always consistent with my impression of his personality. They also match his hobbies. Furthermore, he gives me no gut reason to distrust him. Do you trust your friends? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/325 "2011-01-18T04:43:06Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Well, it’s not like I’ve submitted him to a polygraph test or anything, but I guess the simplest answer is I have no reason to suspect he’s not honest. His stories are always consistent with my impression of his personality. They also match his hobbies. Furthermore, he gives me no gut reason to distrust him. > > Do you trust your friends? :dubious: I recerntly ran into your friend R. He was on his way to meet your parents. I missed sushi with them! I want to hang with your parents again. They’re freakin’ awesome! When are you in town again? ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/326 "2011-01-18T04:44:46Z")
You’d think real friends would have each other’s email address or even phone number. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/327 "2011-01-18T05:14:59Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > You’d think real friends would have each other’s email address or even phone number. So now I’m lying about being friends with **tdn**? Why? What possible good would that serve me? Anyway, I’m living in Japan now and haven’t given a lot of people my new phone number. I haven’t lived across the street from **tdn** in two years, and we never really communicated through e-mail. If we needed to talk online, we’d PM here. Sorry **tdn** , I forgot to let you know my parents would be in town over Christmas. They’ll probably visit again over the summer. As for myself, no clue. I’ll try to make a visit sometime this year, but I really don’t know yet. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/328 "2011-01-18T05:25:13Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > So now I’m lying about being friends with **tdn**? Why? What possible good would that serve me? It didn’t even occur to me that you might be lying- you misunderstand. I just am curious to know why tdn would hijack his own thread with this tediousness, when everybody knows that we are here to hear all about the hot monkey sex. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/329 "2011-01-18T05:28:11Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > It didn’t even occur to me that you might be lying- you misunderstand. I just am curious to know why tdn would hijack his own thread with this tediousness, when everybody knows that we are here to hear all about the hot monkey sex. Ah, my apologies. I know you are a master snarker so I jumped the gun a bit. Indeed. Back to the monkey sex! ---
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/330 "2011-01-18T06:07:06Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Thank you! We had a fantastic time! She was warm and cozy and wonderful. And she thinks the same of me. So, no sex this time, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/331 "2011-01-18T06:51:10Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Thank you! We had a fantastic time! She was warm and cozy and wonderful. And she thinks the same of me. {Mr. Burns fingers}Excellent.[/MBF} Yeah, you need a better way to get there. Rent a car, dude. They’re so much quicker than the bus. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/332 "2011-01-18T08:15:25Z")
…Can you not fly on the wings of lerv?.. ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/333 "2011-01-18T09:24:23Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Last Activity: 01-15-2011 05:24 AM > > I think he’s dead, Jim. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/334 "2011-01-18T10:13:20Z")
> [@splatterpunk](#): > > So, no sex this time, huh? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/335 "2011-01-18T13:54:03Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Thank you. Thank you for showing a little bit of your human side. But please don’t do it again. It creeps people out. ---
**Author:** ![lindsaybluth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90db22/32.png) [@lindsaybluth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindsaybluth)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/336 "2011-01-18T15:32:17Z")
Congrats! Glad to hear it worked out. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/337 "2011-01-18T15:44:04Z")
> [@lindsaybluth](#): > > Congrats! Glad to hear it worked out. Thank you. 🙂 And thank you for supporting me in this thread. It means a lot. ---
**Author:** ![lindsaybluth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90db22/32.png) [@lindsaybluth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindsaybluth)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656/338 "2011-01-18T19:50:07Z")
Heh, anytime. You’re not a douchebag either, since you reported back :). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-satan-or-just-a-garden-variey-psychopath/566656.md?page=16)