# Am I Starting The MMP?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [December 19, 2011, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726 "2011-12-19T11:09:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726/221 "2011-12-24T23:08:14Z")

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send some warmth and sunshine back North, will ya? kthx

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726/222 "2011-12-24T23:09:29Z")

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\*\*Woody \*\*- dang, what morons!! Next time you have them to dinner, heat up a jar of ragu and dump it over some elbow macaroni - it sounds more like their speed.

Aquarium still isn’t done - I should probably get on it so I can quit dreading the rest of my evening. ugh

If I post tomorrow, it’ll likely be late. so if I don’t get to say it before then, **Merry Christmas one and all!!**

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**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726/223 "2011-12-24T23:48:13Z")

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Good gravy, I’ve just woken up. I was half afraid to sleep, so just dragged around till six a.m. when I fell asleep on the couch. How’m I going to manage getting to my sister’s tomorrow? Can’t Christmas day be pushed back one more day?

Thousand Island? It tastes like candy. Bad candy. That reminds me of To Kill a Mocking Bird when the little boy puts syrup on his food and Scout is mystified. This could only have been infinitely worse.

Now to slowly get ready to go. Batten down hatches, pack all sorts of stuff and be sure I forget a couple things. The usual.

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726/224 "2011-12-25T00:22:52Z")

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Glad to hear you’re back with us, **gotti**.

Uh, I don’t remember what else I wanted to say! You all posted too much while I was gone!! 😛

I had a good day and a good nap. Now I need to get motivated to start my preparations for tomorrow. However, for now, I’m just sitting watching You’ve Got Mail and eating chocolate covered donuts. 😃

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726/225 "2011-12-25T00:41:33Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> When we got home I did the deviled eggs (What is the trick to boiling eggs that don’t come apart when you peel them? Half of mine look awful!)

Older eggs, like a week old. Bring to a boil, and boil them for 10 minutes. Plunge into ice water immediately.

I am _whooped_. I’ve had a marathon baking session and gift wrapping session, as well as laundry today! All but one present is wrapped. It’s five feet long! It’s a four-room Barbie furniture set, including a new Barbie. It’s way cool! I don’t remember stuff like that when I was a kid! My best friend had the Barbie house, and the car. And Ken. And a mom who could sew clothes for Barbie. Wah! Lol.

Anyway, I’m gonna have a good time playing with Faye. 🙂

Merry Christmas Eve!

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726/226 "2011-12-25T05:01:11Z")

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Merry Christmas, East Coasters.  
Everyone else, please wait until Midnight in your time zone to read this.  
Smokey spoke!

She said “m’ow, mmmm’ow”

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**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726/227 "2011-12-25T11:16:23Z")

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I’ve enjoyed a nice Christmas Eve-- Charlie Brown Special, virtual fireplace with scent provided by the neighbor’s chimenea, tracking Santa on NORAD, warm animals, and two presents showed up in my mailbox when I made one last desperate check!

Now it’s bedtime so I can make the trek to my sis’s place for the Big Day.

**Happy Happies to the MMP!**

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726/228 "2011-12-25T13:07:23Z")

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**Merry Christmas!!!**

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726/229 "2011-12-25T13:28:34Z")

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**God Jul!**

That’s Swedish, BTW.

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**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726/230 "2011-12-25T13:39:19Z")

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A very Merry Christmas to one and all, who celebrate. Happy Holidays!

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726/231 "2011-12-25T13:55:35Z")

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Merry Christmas to one and all.

I hope your day is filled with happiness, warmth and love.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726/232 "2011-12-25T14:01:28Z")

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**Merry Christmas!**

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726/233 "2011-12-25T14:11:34Z")

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Merry Christmas!

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726/234 "2011-12-25T14:32:09Z")

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Merry Christmas, mumpers!

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726/235 "2011-12-25T15:48:19Z")

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Merry  
Christmas!!!

I went to spend some time with my “just friend”🙂 last night. Now I’m hanging with family and pets. I got gin.🆒

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726/236 "2011-12-25T15:50:24Z")

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I got an ultrasonic cleaner for Christmas!

I’ve been running around the house all morning looking for random objects to put in it and see what happens. :D:p

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726/237 "2011-12-25T16:25:44Z")

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> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#):
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> I got an ultrasonic cleaner for Christmas!
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> I’ve been running around the house all morning looking for random objects to put in it and see what happens. :D:p

I’m telling the dogs to watch out.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726/238 "2011-12-25T16:53:15Z")

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Feeling slightly more humanoid today. The big bulky dressing is off, and it looks like someone tried to give me a Cuban necktie.

At least they didn’t have to hack off too much facial hair - it looks more like I had hiccups while trimming. The two adjectives for today are stiff and achy. Oh, and amazing - I wasn’t expecting to have a free-range neck so soon.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726/239 "2011-12-25T23:54:59Z")

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Merry Christmas all you wonderful MMPers.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-starting-the-mmp/606726/240 "2011-12-26T00:03:35Z")

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I’m ho ho home!! Good food and good chat at my bro’s place, minor traffic slowdown on the way home, and I’m now comfortably in my fuzzy robe. My bro has a new kitchen - it’s purty! And he’s a really good cook. But I’m glad to be home. I’m really pooped.

> [@Rebo](#):
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> Older eggs, like a week old. Bring to a boil, and boil them for 10 minutes. Plunge into ice water immediately.

My eggs were in the fridge 2 weeks, tho they’d not yet reached their use by date. I simmered them for 15 minutes, and dumped ice on them as soon as I drained the hot water and added cold. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. What was weird was that in this carton of 18 eggs, only 8 or 9 peeled cleanly. Stoopit eggs!

Anyway, day is done. I hope I can sleep tonight. My sweetie slept most of the day, which means he’ll be up most of the night. As long as he doesn’t wake me, that’s cool.

One of my mom’s AARP friends send a sack of yarn to me - yay! 😃 So shortly, I will assume the knit position.

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