# Am I supposed to know what "bitter almonds" smell like?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 25, 2013, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-know-what-bitter-almonds-smell-like/669670 "2013-09-25T21:03:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![Apocalypso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Apocalypso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apocalypso)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2015, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-know-what-bitter-almonds-smell-like/669670/41 "2015-06-23T22:16:16Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> Sure; I’m not doubting that the test works. It’s just that I have no idea what burning feathers smells like. I guess I could go get some feathers and find out.

Burning feathers smell like bitter almonds 😛

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2015, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-know-what-bitter-almonds-smell-like/669670/42 "2015-06-24T03:23:07Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> It’s just that I have no idea what burning feathers smells like. I guess I could go get some feathers and find out.

Just imagine a duck on fire.

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**Author:** ![WotNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@WotNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WotNot)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2015, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-know-what-bitter-almonds-smell-like/669670/43 "2015-06-24T09:25:29Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> Just imagine a duck on fire.

Is it bigger than a fox terrier?

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2015, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-know-what-bitter-almonds-smell-like/669670/44 "2015-06-24T10:42:35Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> Just imagine a duck on fire.

Then I just wonder if i should yell “duck” or “Fire”.  
I may be one of the cyanide non smelling. Almond extract smells pretty similar to cherry extract to me. Side by side I can see a bit of a difference, but almond by itself makes me immediately think of cherry.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2015, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-know-what-bitter-almonds-smell-like/669670/45 "2015-06-24T14:12:28Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> Just imagine a duck on fire.

I’m picturing it as smelling something like ennui filtered through unicorn piss.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2015, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-know-what-bitter-almonds-smell-like/669670/46 "2015-06-24T14:46:34Z")

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> [@wolfman](#):
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> Then I just wonder if i should yell “duck” or “Fire”.  
> .

The difference is that nobody makes a federal case out of it if you yell “Duck” in a crowded theater.

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**Author:** ![M.Constant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ab097/32.png) [@M.Constant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/M.Constant)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2015, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-know-what-bitter-almonds-smell-like/669670/47 "2015-06-24T18:48:35Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> Just imagine a duck on fire.

Thankfully, the elephants have flat feet.

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2015, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-know-what-bitter-almonds-smell-like/669670/48 "2015-06-24T19:26:50Z")

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Are the elephant’s toenails painted red?

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**Author:** ![WotNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@WotNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WotNot)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2015, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-know-what-bitter-almonds-smell-like/669670/49 "2015-06-24T19:33:31Z")

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> [@wolfman](#):
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> Then I just wonder if i should yell “duck” or “Fire”.

“Fire”. If you yell “Duck!”, someone else shouts “Rabbit!” and it just turns into this whole thing, you know?

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2015, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-know-what-bitter-almonds-smell-like/669670/50 "2015-06-24T20:31:47Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> Are the elephant’s toenails painted red?

That’s why I smell strawberries!

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