# Am I supposed to present myself **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2005, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-present-myself/326894 "2005-10-19T13:54:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-present-myself/326894/21 "2005-10-19T19:31:46Z")
> [@AskNott](#): > > Hiya, **anyrose.** Care for a butterscotch oatmeal cookie? actually, yes thanks i’d actually prefer that to a chocolate chip cookie (especially if it’s a chewy butterscotch oatmeal cookie, with walnuts maybe?) ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-present-myself/326894/22 "2005-10-19T19:32:29Z")
Welcome, **anyrose**! > [@anyrose](#): > > I am 40-something (but happily look only 30-something), single, currently a BBW, but working my way down to zaftig, and eventually to svelt. > I own a cat (or more correctly, she owns me), and we live in a nice house in a nice neighborhood on Lawn Guylandt Prepare to be flirted at. 😃 The squid, goat, etc, is just a product of various SDMBers’ fevered imaginations. You are Perfectly Safe. Well, except for the flirtation. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-present-myself/326894/23 "2005-10-19T19:33:58Z")
> [@jrfranchi](#): > > I’ll respond with a hearty Hello and Welcome as long as I don’t need to pose it as a question. > Thanks again for some really painful laughs. > [RIGHT]Besides were practically neighbors, both being in the huge gravity well known as NYC.[/RIGHT] what have you got against posing things as que… no - I won’t start that again. [RIGHT]albiet, opposite sides…[/RIGHT] ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-present-myself/326894/24 "2005-10-19T19:35:04Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Welcome, **anyrose**!Prepare to be flirted at. 😃 > > The squid, goat, etc, is just a product of various SDMBers’ fevered imaginations. You are Perfectly Safe. > > Well, except for the flirtation. 🙂 my favorite kind of peril 😉 ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-present-myself/326894/25 "2005-10-19T19:58:24Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] currently a BBW, but working my way down to _zaftig_, and eventually to _svelt_.QUOTE] I’m sorry, if you could clarify for the acronym impaired, what’s a BBW? ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-present-myself/326894/26 "2005-10-19T20:00:32Z")
I’m also coding impaired… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-present-myself/326894/27 "2005-10-19T20:15:18Z")
[QUOTE=velvetjones] > [@anyrose](#): > > currently a BBW, but working my way down to _zaftig_, and eventually to _svelt_.QUOTE] > > I’m sorry, if you could clarify for the acronym impaired, what’s a BBW? Big Beautiful Woman a large lady a full figured gal any one of a number of euphamisms for _fat_ ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-present-myself/326894/28 "2005-10-19T20:30:23Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > :hollering up from deep well: > > **hello? I’m not dead, but I am hurt very badly. > I’m going to try to stand up…YEEAAGH…apparently I’ve broken my right leg > I’m going to put the weight on my lef…YEEEOOOW! it seems both my legs are broken > Would someone be kind enough to throw down some crutches?** Hey! Good luck on your premiere! Break a leg! 😃 … I SAID **ONE** LEG! :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-supposed-to-present-myself/326894.md?page=1)