# Am I surrounded by butt ugly pussies? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 29, 2010, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686 "2010-12-29T05:56:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/21 "2010-12-29T14:24:17Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > What kind of classist bullshit is this? The surgeon gets the “who” indicating he’s a human, and the mechanic gets the “that” of an object? :mad: Only if you believe that “that” can’t be used with people, which is one of those fictional rules that people like to toss out in order to feel superior. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/22 "2010-12-29T14:31:20Z")
I wasn’t feeling superior; I was feeling mad\*. See the emoticon? Which brings up the question, do we have a superior-feeling emoticon? \*Not really. ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/23 "2010-12-29T14:40:32Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Which brings up the question, do we have a superior-feeling emoticon? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/24 "2010-12-29T14:40:36Z")
Why bother with a parody thread when the original thread parodied itself? ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/25 "2010-12-29T14:46:47Z")
If it’s butt ugly, you might be looking at the wrong end. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/26 "2010-12-29T15:16:25Z")
> [@msmith537](#): > > If it’s butt ugly, you might be looking at the wrong end. _ahem (post #20)_ ---
**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/27 "2010-12-29T16:06:28Z")
The time I find vaginas really attractive are when they are occupied. By me. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/28 "2010-12-29T16:52:09Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > But… they’re vaginas. > Talking about unattractive vaginas is a bit like talking about uncute kittens; every once in a while you get a truly ugly kitten, but they’re the exception that proves the rule. My own experience is that vagina cuteness closely follows overall vagina possessor cuteness. If I find a woman attractive, her vagina is likely to be. But if I find a woman hideous, her vagina is a nasty and nauseating affair. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/29 "2010-12-29T16:54:06Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > Well, I’ve worked in gynecology, and I can tell you, attractive vaginas are few and far between, buddy. Thank you for ruining my view on life. > [@Sitnam](#): > > You need a hobby, or just go outside. Maybe posting is his hobby. And maybe he is posting on his laptop whilst sitting on a bench in the park. Bet you never thought of that. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/30 "2010-12-29T16:56:47Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > Well, I’ve worked in gynecology, and I can tell you, attractive vaginas are few and far between, buddy. We are all surrounded by butt ugly pussies, and there’s nothing we can do about it. I don’t suppose you have a few pics to back this up do you? ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/31 "2010-12-29T17:41:30Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I wasn’t feeling superior; I was feeling mad\*. See the emoticon? Which brings up the question, do we have a superior-feeling emoticon? > \*Not really. But it’s language, and it’s the Pit. Could I have remained silent? Could _any self-respecting Doper_?!?! I think not. Besides, it seemed to fit so well with the thread… ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/32 "2010-12-29T22:00:36Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > But… they’re vaginas. > Talking about unattractive vaginas is a bit like talking about uncute kittens; every once in a while you get a truly ugly kitten, but they’re the exception that proves the rule. God love ya, Finn. Cuz penises ain’t nuthin to write home about either. ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/33 "2010-12-29T22:08:52Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I don’t suppose you have a few pics to back this up do you? Vagina pics? On the Internet? I’ve never heard of such foolishness!! ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/34 "2010-12-29T22:18:43Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Which brings up the question, do we have a superior-feeling emoticon? :rolleyes: 😃 Apparently, we have 3. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/35 "2010-12-30T00:07:47Z")
> [@Stoid](#): > > Cuz penises ain’t nuthin to write home about either. A woman’s yoni is holy, sacrosanct, and worshiped throughout history and across all cultures. A man’s penis is an abomination of nature, a subject of ridicule and base jokes, and greeted only by hushed laughter and awkward, sideways glances. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/36 "2010-12-30T01:11:08Z")
I totally thought this thread was going to be about mutant cats. (ala Cold Case’s Detective Lily Rush’s cat). 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/37 "2010-12-30T01:20:33Z")
> [@marshmallow](#): > > A woman’s yoni is holy, sacrosanct, and worshiped throughout history and across all cultures. A man’s penis is an abomination of nature, a subject of ridicule and base jokes, and greeted only by hushed laughter and awkward, sideways glances. On the odd chance you are serious, there has been quite a bit of veneration of phallic symbols & images throughout history. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/38 "2010-12-30T01:44:32Z")
> [@marshmallow](#): > > A woman’s yoni is holy, sacrosanct, and worshiped throughout history and across all cultures. The sacred name for it is hoo-hah. Sheesh, people, get it right. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/39 "2010-12-30T02:08:54Z")
[Stupid!](http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/3562922) ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/40 "2010-12-30T05:23:48Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I don’t suppose you have a few pics to back this up do you? There are a wide variety of documentaries on the subject available on the web… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686.md?page=3)