# Am I surrounded by butt ugly pussies? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 29, 2010, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686 "2010-12-29T05:56:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/41 "2010-12-30T15:06:04Z")
A pussy … butt-ugly? No, it taint. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/42 "2010-12-30T16:16:34Z")
> [@LouisB](#): > > If you can’t lick 'em, join 'em… With super glue? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/43 "2010-12-30T16:23:57Z")
I wish the dope had a show and tell forum. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/44 "2010-12-30T17:39:02Z")
No, you really don’t. The last thread that was show and tell was all cocks for the most part. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/45 "2010-12-30T20:21:37Z")
> [@Tranquilis](#): > > With super glue? You ain’t getting super glue anywhere NEAR my girly bits!!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/46 "2010-12-30T20:23:27Z")
Damn. Another evil plot thwarted. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/47 "2010-12-30T22:47:03Z")
> [@AHunter3](#): > > _ahem (post #20)_ ah…well done then. ---
**Author:** ![Uzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/91b2a8/32.png) [@Uzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uzi)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/48 "2010-12-31T11:57:27Z")
> [@bup](#): > > But if I find a woman hideous, her vagina is a nasty and nauseating affair. I assume you mean you know this because you’ve seen some nasty porn. I can’t for the life of me know how you’d know it from personal experience. Well, unless you’re the ‘any port in a storm’ type of fellow. “Ma’am, you are truly hideous. May I look at your vagina?” ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/49 "2010-12-31T12:01:46Z")
Uzi, if I use that line and get decked I will look on you with disfavour 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Uzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/91b2a8/32.png) [@Uzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uzi)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/50 "2010-12-31T12:53:11Z")
From my experience, calling a woman ‘ma’am’ is likely to get you decked! ---
**Author:** ![manila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/51 "2011-01-01T15:31:55Z")
> [@Uzi](#): > > From my experience, calling a woman ‘ma’am’ is likely to get you decked! Meh! come to Asia, its the norm! But back to but ugly pussies! If you talking about big gray, brown, or purple labia that look like huge big flapping beef curtains… how can you say that is ugly? Its hot! and it just makes you wanna get down there and feast on this feminine delicacy! prim, proper, cute and coiffured (sp) pussies belong to young ladies that only use them to sit on while they are doing their high school exams and therefore are of no functional use other than that! 😃 I loves me some ugly pussies! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/52 "2011-01-01T16:38:30Z")
I’m waiting for my pop-up ad to read: “Starkist doesn’t want tuna with good taste; Starkist wants tuna that _tastes_ good…!” ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/53 "2011-01-01T19:22:28Z")
[Kris Kristofferson lyric]Ever since the first I had, the worst I had was good[/KKl] ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/54 "2011-01-01T19:23:23Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > What kind of classist bullshit is this? The surgeon gets the “who” indicating he’s a human, and the mechanic gets the “that” of an object? :mad: Wow, you’re stupid. Have you checked your blinker fluid level lately? I’ll sell you some if you’re low. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686/55 "2011-01-01T19:30:09Z")
Here you go, **Cat Whisperer**. Send $8.99 to [KaleCoAuto](http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=2&products_id=6) and you can be as smart as **sassyfras**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-surrounded-by-butt-ugly-pussies/565686.md?page=2)