# Am I the only one who doesn't get the appeal of post party threads?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-the-only-one-who-doesnt-get-the-appeal-of-post-party-threads/39190>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 1, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-the-only-one-who-doesnt-get-the-appeal-of-post-party-threads/39190 "2000-11-01T04:31:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-the-only-one-who-doesnt-get-the-appeal-of-post-party-threads/39190/21 "2000-11-01T20:09:11Z")

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Already saw it, **mag**. 😛

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-the-only-one-who-doesnt-get-the-appeal-of-post-party-threads/39190/22 "2000-11-01T20:09:43Z")

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mag,

You need to watch what you type LOL, I read your post started with “porc” and of course this sounded in my head “pork” so now I have this vision of a pork chop like they would show in a cartoon.

\< oy, I really need sleep! \>

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**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-the-only-one-who-doesnt-get-the-appeal-of-post-party-threads/39190/23 "2000-11-01T20:37:18Z")

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Well, it _is_ a good way to pad post counts.

I still don’t get how some people have such a high post count, but I guess if I had posted as steadily as they have in the entire time from when I registered to now (I took a year off from looking at this board because it was too overwhelming at the time), I’d probably be up in the thousands, too.

Mmmm…pork chops…

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-the-only-one-who-doesnt-get-the-appeal-of-post-party-threads/39190/24 "2000-11-01T23:10:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Enderw23 \*  
> \*\*({[{({[///([(Porcupine!!!}]]})}]\}})]
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> \*\*

Did you break your arm or something?

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-the-only-one-who-doesnt-get-the-appeal-of-post-party-threads/39190/25 "2000-11-01T23:23:41Z")

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Quick, iampunha, call 911. Porcupine stopped breathing! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-the-only-one-who-doesnt-get-the-appeal-of-post-party-threads/39190/26 "2000-11-02T00:34:48Z")

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Goody! Porc chops for dinner tonight 🙂

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-the-only-one-who-doesnt-get-the-appeal-of-post-party-threads/39190/27 "2000-11-02T02:39:01Z")

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Are you saying you want to eat me? I bet you are all talk, no action.

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-the-only-one-who-doesnt-get-the-appeal-of-post-party-threads/39190/28 "2000-11-02T02:58:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by GuanoLad \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Enderw23 \*  
> > \*\*Goodnight Dropzone,  
> > sleep well…
> > 
> > I’ll most likely kill you in the morning. \*\*
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> Jeebers, it took me half an hour to figure out where that quote was from! Don’t ever do that to me again…  
> \*\*

Inconceivable!

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-the-only-one-who-doesnt-get-the-appeal-of-post-party-threads/39190/29 "2000-11-02T03:01:29Z")

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I just realized that was my 400th post.

Let’s Party 😉

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-the-only-one-who-doesnt-get-the-appeal-of-post-party-threads/39190/30 "2000-11-02T03:01:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \*  
> Inconceivable! \*\*

I don’t think that means what you think it means.

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-the-only-one-who-doesnt-get-the-appeal-of-post-party-threads/39190/31 "2000-11-02T04:25:42Z")

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Two words sum up my thoughts on post parties - Why not?

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-the-only-one-who-doesnt-get-the-appeal-of-post-party-threads/39190/32 "2000-11-02T04:27:13Z")

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That also sums up my general philosophy of life.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-the-only-one-who-doesnt-get-the-appeal-of-post-party-threads/39190/33 "2000-11-02T15:17:42Z")

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well ok then. Hey hypergirl,

you wanna have wild kinky happy-go-lucky animal-like sex on the kitchen counter? Utensils are optional.

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-the-only-one-who-doesnt-get-the-appeal-of-post-party-threads/39190/34 "2000-11-02T16:13:46Z")

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I never had a post party.

I might if I reach 10,000 posts. Somewhere around July 2001.  
Hopefully the Reader would fly me to Chicago for an interview.

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**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-the-only-one-who-doesnt-get-the-appeal-of-post-party-threads/39190/35 "2000-11-02T16:20:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by porcupine \*  
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \*  
> > Inconceivable! \*\*
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> I don’t think that means what you think it means. \*\*

Stop rhyming now, I mean it!  
Anybody want a peanut?

Too many good lines from that film.

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-the-only-one-who-doesnt-get-the-appeal-of-post-party-threads/39190/36 "2000-11-06T23:47:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Enderw23 \*  
> \*\*you wanna have wild kinky happy-go-lucky animal-like sex on the kitchen counter? Utensils are optional.  
> \*\*

Sure, why not? 😉

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**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/am-i-the-only-one-who-doesnt-get-the-appeal-of-post-party-threads/39190/37 "2000-11-07T03:00:17Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by hypergirl \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Enderw23 \*  
> > \*\*you wanna have wild kinky happy-go-lucky animal-like sex on the kitchen counter? Utensils are optional.  
> > \*\*
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> Sure, why not? 😉 \*\*

Now that’s the spirit. Real partylike. Anyone else need a stiff…drink?

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