# Amanda Bynes - Porn Star \[looks\]! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 16, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222 "2010-01-16T19:36:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222/41 "2010-01-25T01:30:59Z")
I really liked the Amanda show (watched it with my daughter.) Amanda did a decent job being a 15 y.o. Carol Burnett. But the transition to adult actress has not been a big success, so I guess this is a publicity bid. She does sound like an idiot in the Maxim clip. ---
**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222/42 "2010-01-25T01:44:10Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > Re: the boob. I’m guessing the Bra she’s wearing is one of those ‘This is the fancy type that can be worn as ‘outside’ clothing’ type bras. I don’t mean literally wear it over the top of the ‘top’ but I mean it’s ‘meant’ to be ok to be ‘hanging out’ > > I could be wrong though and she’s just blazenly showing an entire boob. Also, the interview is right before the photo shoot, which features what she’s wearing. It’s not a “normal” outfit, but what they had her wear for the cover/feature/whatever. No different then interviewing a Victoria’s Secret or swimsuit model wearing their “costumes.” ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222/43 "2010-01-25T03:12:53Z")
I’m torn on this. I thought that “What I Like About You” was a decent enough CW show, and Bynes showed a lot of promise. I thought her comedic timing was absolutely excellent, especially for someone her age, and she showed a fair amount of range. And she’s adorable. Absolutely adorable. But that outfit - what the hell? I understand it’s Maxim. But Maxim’s now a last resort, get my career back on track by breathing some sexy life into it. It’s base. She’s a decent actor - it’s sad to see her here. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222/44 "2010-01-25T04:22:05Z")
**Munch** said: > [@](#): > > But Maxim’s now a last resort, get my career back on track by breathing some sexy life into it. Where do you get that impression? Maxim is what everyone is doing. It annouces you made it to womanhood and are officially a “hotty”, no longer a teen star. And come on, porn star? This is Maxim, not even Playboy. Those aren’t even risque. She’s more covered than many swimsuits. And those boobs look like the push-up bra doing its job. Look here: ![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/EsLXF0YQoZg/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/EsLXF0YQoZg?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222/45 "2010-01-25T04:41:24Z")
> [@Astroboy14](#): > > I’d hit it so hard, whoever pulled me out would be declared King of all England! 😃 OK, I’m ashamed to say I laughed at that. :o 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2010, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222/46 "2010-01-25T04:44:34Z")
> [@Irishman](#): > > And those boobs look like the push-up bra doing its job. Look here: > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsLXF0YQoZg&NR=1](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsLXF0YQoZg&NR=1) All that clip is missing is some chocolate pudding. ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222/47 "2010-06-21T18:55:35Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > I understand it’s Maxim. But Maxim’s now a last resort, get my career back on track by breathing some sexy life into it. It’s base. She’s a decent actor - it’s sad to see her here. (Revivng an old thread rather than starting a new one) but this appears to be the case considering her recent ‘tweet’ that she’s retiring from acting. Is retiring from acting at 24 the new way of saying “I can’t get work anymore.” ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222/48 "2010-06-21T19:06:08Z")
> [@Hampshire](#): > > (Revivng an old thread rather than starting a new one) but this appears to be the case considering her recent ‘tweet’ that she’s retiring from acting. > Is retiring from acting at 24 the new way of saying “I can’t get work anymore.” Why should it be? It may well be that she’s decided that it’s not worth the effort anymore, or that she’d rather study Renaissance poetry or the higher maths. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222/49 "2010-06-21T19:13:06Z")
Who the heck is Amanda Bynes, and why is she “America’s sweetheart”? ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222/50 "2010-06-21T19:24:13Z")
> [@Justin\_Bailey](#): > > Basically, if you’re beyond 30 (and don’t have kids of your own), you shouldn’t know who she is. And if you’re beyond 20 and never watched Nickelodeon you’ll have no idea who she is either. I actually watched one of her films, “She’s The Man,” as it was the movie playing on a flight I was on and I had nothing else to do. If that film is indicative of her acting skill, it’s a good thing she quit acting, because her acting was Van Damme-level terrible. It was one of the worst lead performances I have ever seen in an honest-to-God feature film. As to her retirement - assuming it sticks, as after all the woman is only 24 and might change her mind in a few years - she’s a millionaire. Maybe she wants to spend more time with her money and just doesn’t like acting. Study higher math? All she has to do is know how to count by hundreds. Her parents pushed her into it when she was a child, and she may just be really damned sick of it. ---
**Author:** ![eno801](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@eno801](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eno801)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222/51 "2010-06-21T20:11:26Z")
wow I just saw that on cable the other day and I thought it was quite funny. I laughed aloud in some places. I think she has decent quality comedy chops. ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222/52 "2010-06-21T23:48:33Z")
> [@Chef\_Troy](#): > > Okay, I totally had no idea who she was and had to look her up on Wikipedia. I also have no idea of who she is… but she looks a bit like Miley Cyrus, doesn’t she? ---
**Author:** ![DeafAngelboy23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@DeafAngelboy23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeafAngelboy23)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222/53 "2010-06-22T00:32:42Z")
> [@torie](#): > > I think she’s really pretty. It’s sad to see she apparently a twit. > > “I like texting?..Texting and…calling? Yeah, I like texting and calling.” > > There you have it boys, all you have to do to get in Amanda Bynes’ pants is text and call. Sorry Amanda…I can only do the texting and Amanda need to have a crash course in polite conversation! ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222/54 "2010-06-22T00:53:09Z")
> [@eno801](#): > > wow I just saw that on cable the other day and I thought it was quite funny. I laughed aloud in some places. I think she has decent quality comedy chops. She does. She’s not bad in Hairspray and quite good in What a Girl Wants. She’s charismatic and charming and I think not making movies and spending a few years out of the limelight is probably a good move for her personally. Its harsh to grow up under the camera lens. Give a few years and I think she’ll make a good romantic comedy starlet - should she decide to pursue it. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222/55 "2010-06-22T00:57:36Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Who the heck is Amanda Bynes, and why is she “America’s sweetheart”? Psst: read my post. I provided a brief summary and clips\*. As for the title: I think it’s just an exaggeration to play on the “porn looks” in the thread title. She is beloved by people who grew up on 90s Nickelodeon, though. And she played a sweetheart character. \*Some are gone, but not the important ones. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222/56 "2010-06-22T02:15:55Z")
Sounds like some people need some remedial [Pop Star or Porn Star](http://www.coolbuddy.com/games/popstar/popstar.htm) practice. (Relatively SFW but there are some adult ads on the site.) ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222/57 "2010-06-24T00:47:55Z")
[Highlights](http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/the-best-of-amanda-bynes-twitter) from Amanda Bynes’s twitter feed. She does not come off as the swiftest deer in the forest, I’m afraid. I especially liked the following sequence (read top-down): > [@Amanda Bynes (via twitter)](#): > > – I’ve learned to respect myself > – I stopped being with anyone who is verbally abusive > – It’s not easy to respect yourself if you continue spending time with someone who is verbally abusive > – Never say never is a good James Bond movie now isn’t it > – It’s weird when someone acts busy just to be busy > – Verbally abusive types never read your messages > – They’re too busy verbally abusing you I also like when she writes: “The New York Times Magazine article about M.I.A. today is amazing she’s a good role model” – that article pretty strongly implied that M.I.A. was a poser and ruthless self-promoter with a simplistic, naïve view of politics that she exploits to gain attention. M.I.A., at least, was smart enough to be pissed off. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222/58 "2010-06-24T00:48:45Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Psst: read my post. I provided a brief summary and clips\*. As for the title: I think it’s just an exaggeration to play on the “porn looks” in the thread title. > > She is beloved by people who grew up on 90s Nickelodeon, though. And she played a sweetheart character. > > \*Some are gone, but not the important ones. Ah, OK. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![MTCicero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MTCicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTCicero)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222/59 "2010-06-24T03:20:51Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > BTW. In case anyone is mis-interpreting this. I’m not saying “Wow” In a leery sense. Oh, but I am! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-bynes-porn-star-looks/525222.md?page=2)