# Amanda Peet or Natalie Portman? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 28, 2010, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-peet-or-natalie-portman/562173 "2010-11-28T16:52:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-peet-or-natalie-portman/562173/61 "2010-11-30T05:12:07Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > I don’t see how anyone can say that. Here are [Peet’s teeth](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.wallpapercolor.com/Celebrities/Amanda-Peet/Amanda-Peet-17.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.wallpapercolor.com/1024x768-Wallpapers-Amanda-Peet/Amanda-Peet-17.JPG.html&h=768&w=1024&sz=58&tbnid=WY-_LGeKiFEIeM:&tbnh=113&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Damanda%2Bpeet&zoom=1&q=amanda+peet&usg=__kURt4V6k353ueaqZWitMkOGa4rA=&sa=X&ei=oiT0TPKCDMP_lge05JWgDQ&ved=0CDEQ9QEwBg) > [@amanset](#): > > You see, I think that looks hideous. You think [Natalie’s teeth](http://www.natalie-portman-galleries.com/wallpaper-gallery/1024x768/natalie-portman11.jpg) look better? ---
**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-peet-or-natalie-portman/562173/62 "2010-11-30T07:20:03Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > You think [Natalie’s teeth](http://www.natalie-portman-galleries.com/wallpaper-gallery/1024x768/natalie-portman11.jpg) look better? Firstly, yes. Secondly, everyone has a one-off photo that looks crap somewhere. I first noticed Peet’s teeth in the nude scene in the Whole Nine Yards. They just seemed to take over her mouth. SFW screencap: [http://pwwwblog.ibeatyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/amanda-peet-nude.jpg](http://pwwwblog.ibeatyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/amanda-peet-nude.jpg) That wasn’t a single photo. That was a whole scene of TEETH with some unspectacular boobs underneath. Since then whenever I see Peet all I can see are her teeth. Hollywood, unnatural-looking teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-peet-or-natalie-portman/562173/63 "2010-11-30T11:03:11Z")
Peet is a very attractive woman, but IMO when Portman doesn’t have a haircut that makes her look like a little boy, she is the prettier of the two. ---
**Author:** ![Jim\_s\_Son](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19adc/32.png) [@Jim\_s\_Son](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jim_s_Son)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-peet-or-natalie-portman/562173/64 "2010-11-30T11:29:46Z")
If Amanda had implants, she’d be the perfect woman (right now Salma Hayek has that job). Natalie? Put a t-bone around her neck so the family dog will play with her. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-peet-or-natalie-portman/562173/65 "2010-11-30T17:38:49Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > I have seen exactly one movie with Amanda Peet in it.\*\* And she got her naugs out.\*\* What does the sentence I bolded mean? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-peet-or-natalie-portman/562173/66 "2010-11-30T18:51:37Z")
Naugs has to mean breasts in this case. In one scene she distracts some men by flashing. ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-peet-or-natalie-portman/562173/67 "2010-11-30T19:25:44Z")
> [@Jim\_s\_Son](#): > > If Amanda had implants, she’d be the perfect woman (right now Salma Hayek has that job). > > Natalie? Put a t-bone around her neck so the family dog will play with her. Implants would disqualify her from being the perfect woman. 🙂 I voted for Amanda Peet, bee tee dubs. Natalie is small and everything but I can live with that. Her ego is what’s off putting. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-peet-or-natalie-portman/562173/68 "2010-11-30T19:28:27Z")
I never got an egotistical vibe from Natalie. All this talk of it is somewhat surprising to me. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-peet-or-natalie-portman/562173/69 "2010-11-30T22:18:56Z")
> [@Jim\_s\_Son](#): > > If Amanda had implants, she’d be the perfect woman. Except she’d be partially artificial, which is imperfection by definition. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-peet-or-natalie-portman/562173/70 "2010-11-30T22:45:55Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > I have seen exactly one movie with Amanda Peet in it. **And she got her naugs out.** > [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > What does the sentence I bolded mean? You may be more familiar with the spelling “norks”. Or, to be marginally less crude about it, “boobies”. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-peet-or-natalie-portman/562173/71 "2010-11-30T22:53:10Z")
I thought they were hob-knob hooter handles. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-peet-or-natalie-portman/562173/72 "2010-11-30T23:15:06Z")
Since I can choose my criterion, I’m going with alphabetical order. Going by first names, Amanda wins in a walk, and even by last names, she edges out Natalie. ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-peet-or-natalie-portman/562173/73 "2010-11-30T23:23:30Z")
For calling Jenny McCarthy and other anti-vaccers “parasites,” I have to go with Amanda Peet. [jenny mccarthy and amanda peet duke it out](http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/09/30/2008-09-30_jenny_mccarthy_and_amanda_peet_duke_it_o.html) ---
**Author:** ![Quercus\_alba](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quercus_alba/32/4061_2.png) [@Quercus\_alba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus_alba)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-peet-or-natalie-portman/562173/74 "2010-12-01T00:15:27Z")
Emma Watson. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amanda-peet-or-natalie-portman/562173.md?page=3)