I think it’s clear that Amateur Barbarian is just a tool of Big Filter.
Wow.
It’s like he’s really self-conscious about his low level of sales resistance, so he has to both restrict his own contact with potential sellers, and rationalize that anyone who doesn’t is ethically problematic (at best).
And Evian is just “naive” spelt backwards! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
Fuji is Ijuf spelled backwards!
H[sub]2[/sub]O spelled backwards is O[sub]s[/sub]H.
And don’t even get him started on Nutella.
And Pellegrino spelt backwards is Onirgellep, who was one of the Elder Gods. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Onirgellep R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn, SHEEPLE!
Well, that explains a lot. I should have just come here first instead of responding to the original bottled water thread in which I rather meekly accused AB of over-broad generalizations and pontifications. Apparently I drink bottled spring water because I am a brainless tool of the Capitalist Advertising Cabal who have planted the hypnotic suggestion that the local tap water tastes like shit. This extortion racket extracts from me the staggering sum of 89¢ a case for spring water that is bottled and trucked down from a natural spring literally 90 miles up the road.
Don’t forget the bottled water. Your cat only drinks bottled water, right? All cats do.
I swear, Penfeather, if you awaken the sheeple from their thousand-year slumber, so help me, I’ll…well, I’m not sure what I’ll do, but still. Keep it down, willya?
What happens if you say that five times into a mirror? :eek:
Bloody Mary climbs out and tries to cut your throat with an ice-cold bottle of Poland Spring. :eek:
Luckily, it doesn’t work very well.
harmonicamoon, my cat has so far resisted corporate mind control in the water department. He preferrs drinking out of the fountain in the upstairs bathroom. 
This explains so much about cats.
He might have a tiny point about Nutella. I do hate when foods deliberately market themselves as healthy when they freakin’ know better, but on the other hand, who the fuck seriously thinks chocolate flavored sugar hazelnut spread is healthy?**
**Full disclosure: I hate hazelnut.
***Or do I??? Can we truly know what we like, after all?
AB is clearly suffering from the effects of walking past the mysterious derelict Grid Ball every day, plus not being able to sleep at night because of his neighbor’s yard lanterns.
Grid Ball?
God that’s fucking creepy. I’d go mad walking past that thing too.
Yeah, ka-reepy. I don’t feel like reading a 10 page thread right now so I’ll go with “steampunk disco ball” and call it a night.
he asked, they told him it was an art project and no, he could not take it home
Aww, that’s kind of anti-climactic. I kind of was hoping for something like Tiny Death Star.