# Amateur Theater Lovers:  Roles You'd Like to Play

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amateur-theater-lovers-roles-youd-like-to-play/671917>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 22, 2013, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amateur-theater-lovers-roles-youd-like-to-play/671917 "2013-10-22T10:15:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amateur-theater-lovers-roles-youd-like-to-play/671917/21 "2013-10-23T18:10:39Z")

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Sancho Panza in Man of La Mancha

Mortimer Brewster in Arsenic and Old Lace

The editor in Front Page.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amateur-theater-lovers-roles-youd-like-to-play/671917/22 "2013-10-23T18:40:04Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> Or Cyrano de Bergerac (the source of my screen name).

He carried a sword, not a .45.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2013, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amateur-theater-lovers-roles-youd-like-to-play/671917/23 "2013-10-24T05:21:56Z")

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> Audrey in Little Shop of Horrors…

I couldn’t play Audrey, but another dream role for me would be the voice of Audrey II.

Nice to see everybody has such interesting and varied choices!

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