New.
–Cliffy
“Candid” - obviously.
All-singing, all-dancing.
Mildly Disconcerting
Insectivorous.
Anatomically gifted
Asymetrical.
Mind-Boggling
I am quite vincible.
I’m curious, though. I am neither canny nor uncanny, neither credible nor incredible. How does that work?
You are demi-canny and pseudo-credible.
Flabby.
Shaven ?
Savage. And sensational.
…Danger-ous!
Antipodean!
Mendacious!
Definitive!
has Irregular been taken?
…Oh, this kind of thread?
Miraculous. And possibly Ingenious. 
Intrepid. And trippy.
Over-rated.
Not inimitable, it would seem 
Crunchy!
(I wouldn’t be if they took the bones out.)