# Amazing Race 4/17

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 17, 2011, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751 "2011-04-17T20:38:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![kiz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7feea3/32.png) [@kiz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiz)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751/1 "2011-04-17T20:38:00Z")

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Placeholder!

From India to Vienna…

Eating challenge while in a Ferris wheel (the one in Prater Park, I presume?)

Freudian Slips?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751/2 "2011-04-17T22:00:20Z")

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> [@kiz](#):
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> Placeholder!
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> From India to Vienna…
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> Eating challenge while in a Ferris wheel (the one in Prater Park, I presume?)

The Riesenrad? I’ve been there.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751/3 "2011-04-17T22:04:19Z")

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Looks like there won’t be any delay tonight. Finally.

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**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751/4 "2011-04-17T22:11:10Z")

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Woo hoo! And the Weiner Riesenrad is also the Ferris wheel that was in THE THIRD MAN! I hope at least one of the contestants remarks on that, I bet Phil will. But they might also be on the Blumenrad in Max Winter Park. It’s easy to tell which is which.

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**Author:** ![kiz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7feea3/32.png) [@kiz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiz)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2011, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751/5 "2011-04-17T23:15:40Z")

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> [@Mehitabel](#):
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> Woo hoo! And the Weiner Riesenrad is also the Ferris wheel that was in THE THIRD MAN! I hope at least one of the contestants remarks on that, I bet Phil will. But they might also be on the Blumenrad in Max Winter Park. It’s easy to tell which is which.

That’s the movie! I automatically thought of it when I saw the previews, but for the life of me I couldn’t recall the title. All I could think of was, “Orson Welles…Ferris wheel…Vienna…”

How cool would it be to eat a meal on whichever Ferris wheel it is? Mind you, I’m probably going to cringe at however long this eating task will be :erk:

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751/6 "2011-04-18T00:42:55Z")

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> [@kiz](#):
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> Freudian Slips?

_He just kicked back on the couch, making his Freudian Slips…_ (paraphrased)

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**Author:** ![kiz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7feea3/32.png) [@kiz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiz)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751/7 "2011-04-18T01:03:15Z")

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(paraphrased) quote of the night:

Vyx (to Kent): Stop acting like a chick!

Hee!

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751/8 "2011-04-18T01:05:49Z")

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Was I correct that one of the Globetrotters took a whiz outside the library?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751/9 "2011-04-18T01:05:53Z")

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My god…Kent is such a whiny little bitch! And did those two ever figure out that they were given a dolly for a reason?

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**Author:** ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751/10 "2011-04-18T01:06:32Z")

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> [@beagledave](#):
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> Was I correct that one of the Globetrotters took a whiz outside the library?

Yup. Against the wall.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751/11 "2011-04-18T01:10:30Z")

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I realized what Villa Trapp was just at the mention. **Supervenusfreak** and I were chortling that if we were on this race we’d be running up the driveway singing “Do-Re-Mi”…

It would have been cool if the greeter had been something like Gretl’s daughter/granddaughter…I don’t even know how you’d find that out, though.

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751/12 "2011-04-18T01:11:39Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> I realized what Villa Trapp was just at the mention. **Supervenusfreak** and I were chortling that if we were on this race we’d be running up the driveway singing “Do-Re-Mi”…

First task next week: Make clothes out of drapes…

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**Author:** ![tumbleddown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@tumbleddown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tumbleddown)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751/13 "2011-04-18T01:19:43Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> My god…Kent is such a whiny little bitch! And did those two ever figure out that they were given a dolly for a reason?

From what it looked like when they stopped at one point, they had one, but when they were on the snow-packed sidewalk and Kent was yelling “Ahhh ahh it’s gonna fall! It’s gonna faaaall!” and Vyxsin dropped the couch out of frustration, there’s no dolly to be seen. I think that they may have lost their dolly along the way.

I’m just sad that this was a non-elimination leg. I’m so so so tired of Mallory and her self-righteous, self-promoting prayers. Hail Mary full of grace, help us win this race and get lots of money? I don’t think so. Ugh.

Edited to add: Flighttime hit the deck on the stairs at the museum _hard_. I can’t imagine how he didn’t bruise his tailbone.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751/14 "2011-04-18T01:31:32Z")

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> [@tumbleddown](#):
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> I’m just sad that this was a non-elimination leg. I’m so so so tired of Mallory and her self-righteous, self-promoting prayers. Hail Mary full of grace, help us win this race and get lots of money? I don’t think so. Ugh.

She’s better this season. That clip was from when they lost.

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**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751/15 "2011-04-18T02:12:40Z")

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That really was a bullshit move to piss on the outside of an Austrian landmark like that.

## I would feel the same way about someone taking a leak on St. Louis Cathedral in New Orleans, where Flight Time is from; show some class, asshole…

## Kynt is a whiny, loathsome bitch, and his “girlfriend” (yeah, right) is every bit as bad—Thank God they are too stupid to actually go all the way and win the Race.

Finally, to me, the eating challenges are the worst thing about the entire Amazing Race, much more obnoxious that all of the product-placement ads (Ford, Snapple, Expedia, Hustler Video’s “Barely Legal-Anal Angels #18”, etc.) that have cropped up recently.

ETA—I have generally thought that Flight Time has been a pretty decent all-around person from what I could tell, (he is clearly more intelligent and articulate than his teammate) and seeing him piss on the walls of a 400 year-old building, in a country that he is a guest in, really had me…😕

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**Author:** ![kiz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7feea3/32.png) [@kiz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiz)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751/16 "2011-04-18T02:16:51Z")

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> [@beagledave](#):
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> Was I correct that one of the Globetrotters took a whiz outside the library?

You were.

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**Author:** ![fiddlesticks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddlesticks/32/18129_2.png) [@fiddlesticks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fiddlesticks)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751/17 "2011-04-18T02:36:14Z")

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I couldn’t believe they didn’t have a zither player on the Ferris wheel. Alas.

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751/18 "2011-04-18T03:49:51Z")

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A few observations:

That Globetrotter should have been penalized. Nice job dude pissing on a historic building in broad daylight.  
That food they were eating looked yummy. That was the challenge I was born to do! 🙂

Why didn’t Phil narrate the scenes for next week? It sounded like someone else.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751/19 "2011-04-18T05:01:20Z")

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Based on a couple trips to Europe, I think public urination is not as big a deal as it would be back in the States.

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**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-4-17/578751/20 "2011-04-18T05:23:14Z")

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Regardless, it’s not all that classy to do it. Especially on the National Library building.

Do they normally make them drive such long distances when they get cars? Vienna-Salzburg is about 300 km, and this was in the winter to boot.

Not a whole lot of stuff going on this round, other than Cowboys catching up luckily again. I haven’t thought much of their chances in the finals, but I do have to hand it to Zev & Justin for essentially completing a U-Turn and still winning.

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