# Amazing Race 9 - Ep. 2: "I'm Filthy and I Love It"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-9-ep-2-im-filthy-and-i-love-it/347470>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 8, 2006, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-9-ep-2-im-filthy-and-i-love-it/347470 "2006-03-08T02:04:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-9-ep-2-im-filthy-and-i-love-it/347470/41 "2006-03-08T23:52:34Z")

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> [@BiblioCat](#):
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> I can’t believe we have to comment on this ability every freaking time.  
> If you’re going to be on _TAR_, one of you NEEDS TO KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A STICK. As in, really needs to know and understand it and is totally comfortable driving a stick.  
> And more than just a quickie one-hour lesson around the mall parking lot the day before you leave. :smack:

Now, in Joni-and-Lisa’s defense, I think the driver (Lisa?) actually _did_ know how to drive stick, but she was used to her well-maintained 5-speed all-gas-mobile, and was only having trouble with _her_ particular vehicle. I mean, it looked to me like she was shifting OK, if a little roughly. And my husband-the-engineer says ethanol vehicles _sometimes_ handle differently than regular gas cars.

Although, he could have just been being nice, because I kind of liked the Glamazons. I have to say, I did choke up a little when they were crying on the mat. At least they had a good time for a while.

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**Author:** ![scotandrsn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@scotandrsn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scotandrsn)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-9-ep-2-im-filthy-and-i-love-it/347470/42 "2006-03-09T00:24:00Z")

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Again, I don’t have a lot of time, so I’ll just chime in with my thought for this week’s episode.

That sugar cane detour must have been a _bee-yotch_.

Sugar cane is tough. How tough? When it’s time to harvest, and the field needs to be cleared of all the weeds and non-sugar-cane plants so the final product is not contaminated, _they just set the field on fire_. The full-grown sugar cane is impervious to it, and eveything else burns off. You can buy fresh cut sugar cane on Maui to suck on as a snack, and it’s at least as tough as really thick bamboo.

So when I saw that they had to hand-crank sugar cane stalks through some teeny little pressing contraption, I thought “they’re going to be wishing had done ten waterfall rope climbs after finishing THAT.”

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-9-ep-2-im-filthy-and-i-love-it/347470/43 "2006-03-09T12:30:49Z")

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> [@rockle](#):
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> … because I kind of liked the Glamazons. …

C’mon, you just liked them because they were BeDazzlers, right? 😉

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-9-ep-2-im-filthy-and-i-love-it/347470/44 "2006-03-09T13:03:17Z")

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> [@BiblioCat](#):
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> C’mon, you just liked them because they were BeDazzlers, right? 😉

Well, _duh._

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-9-ep-2-im-filthy-and-i-love-it/347470/45 "2006-03-14T00:09:20Z")

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> [@Standup Karmic](#):
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> And finally, my dear, sweet Desiree. And of course, my future mother-in-law. Team Salsa…I like that. I’m sure that Desiree and I are destined to marry and make beautiful Scottish-Ukrainian-Puerto Rican babies together. Though I don’t think you’ll win. Especially if Wanda drowns next week. Let’s hope not.

I am late coming into this thread, having just watched the episode on Tivo and I just want to tell Standup Karmic that if I see him I will fight him. Desiree is mine! Mine ! Mine!

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2006, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-race-9-ep-2-im-filthy-and-i-love-it/347470/46 "2006-03-14T00:11:31Z")

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Now, boys, if the ladies can share their Reality TV Boyfriends ™, then you can share your Reality TV Girlfriends ™…

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