# Amazing SDMB finds

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 24, 2012, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723 "2012-09-24T23:16:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/1 "2012-09-24T23:16:48Z")

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In [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15517730#post15517730), the SDMB is given a picture of an album cover. As \*\*Colophon \*\*explains:

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> … the power of crowdsourcing narrowed it down from “somewhere in the world” to a specific road in Australia in less than 36 hours.

What, in your opinion, are the most impressive things the Dope has found/figured out?

I know there was a lost wallet thread..that has to be up there. What else?

-D/a

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**Author:** ![Indian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@Indian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indian)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/2 "2012-09-25T02:32:12Z")

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I think a lost kindle (or a handheld gaming device) in a different country airport was safely located by a local doper and returned to owner in U.S.

or something along similar lines.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/3 "2012-09-25T03:15:06Z")

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Forgive me, I’m relatively new here.

Did the Teeming Millions ever settle which way the toilet paper should hang?

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**Author:** ![Enkel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df705f/32.png) [@Enkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enkel)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/4 "2012-09-25T03:41:50Z")

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There was some guy in a picture of a signing of a social security application? I think his last name was Brooks. I can’t remember the topic, but eh SS Administration was notified of who the people thought it was but for some reason the SSA hasn’t updated their web site or rejected the identification?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/5 "2012-09-25T03:48:01Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> Forgive me, I’m relatively new here.
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> Did the Teeming Millions ever settle which way the toilet paper should hang?

Yes. Over.

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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/6 "2012-09-25T03:58:29Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Yes. Over.

Heretic.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/7 "2012-09-25T04:13:16Z")

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> [@Tamerlane](#):
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> Heretic.

Cretin! :mad:

EDIT: Vile cretin! :mad:

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/8 "2012-09-25T04:33:35Z")

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> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#):
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> What, in your opinion, are the most impressive things the Dope has found/figured out?
> 
> I know there was a lost wallet thread..that has to be up there. What else?

Somebody once posted a “Can anyone ID this movie?” thread. All she could remember about the movie was that she watched it about a year ago.

We identified the movie.

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**Author:** ![bldysabba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@bldysabba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bldysabba)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/9 "2012-09-25T05:53:35Z")

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[Here’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=241999) my submission. Easily the best example of this genre I’ve seen on the dope. **MsWhatsit** sums it up in the thread much better than I ever could. Spoilered in case you want to pop over and have a look instead of having it spelt out.

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> MsWhatsit  
> Member  
> Member
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> Join Date: Jul 2000  
> Location: Columbus, OH  
> Posts: 10,354  
> I love this from beginning to end. The original mystery, the WTF aspect of figuring out why everyone is linking MIDI files instead of just going to YouTube, the disappointment of finding that it is a zombie thread and therefore the OP won’t remember anything about this song at all, followed by, BAM! OP does remember the song and even sings the song on YouTube. And then the mystery is solved! 8 years later!
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> Some days, this message board delivers.

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/10 "2012-09-25T07:09:51Z")

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There was a similar thread, asking to identify a location in a photo.

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=557289&highlight=malta](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=557289&highlight=malta)

Sadly, the original photo is gone. Pretty impressive, though.

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**Author:** ![AaronX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7bcc69/32.png) [@AaronX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AaronX)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/11 "2012-09-25T07:44:36Z")

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How about finding other forums a troll has come from? I’m not bringing this up as a joke, I think it’s quite impressive to be able to trace people if they don’t copy exact posts.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/12 "2012-09-25T09:27:22Z")

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‘that’s the beauty of it - it doesn’t do anything’ was tracked down by a doper. It had previously. Been suspected apocryphal

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**Author:** ![phreesh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@phreesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phreesh)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/13 "2012-09-27T20:49:58Z")

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> [@bldysabba](#):
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> [Here’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=241999) my submission. Easily the best example of this genre I’ve seen on the dope. **MsWhatsit** sums it up in the thread much better than I ever could. Spoilered in case you want to pop over and have a look instead of having it spelt out.

Seconded. This blew my mind.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/14 "2012-09-27T22:48:11Z")

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I believe I may have helped some folks solve some family mysteries/questions through a bit of genealogy research. Nothing major, I’m sure.

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/15 "2012-09-28T01:37:14Z")

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Some impressive stuff, for sure. I’d love more links.

The dope never fails to amaze me.

-D/a

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/16 "2012-09-28T14:23:46Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> ‘that’s the beauty of it - it doesn’t do anything’ was tracked down by a doper. It had previously. Been suspected apocryphal

Link, please?

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/17 "2012-09-28T15:04:42Z")

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I couldn’t find the thread but I remember one within the last year where the OP was trying to identify an unknown person that was in a group celebrity photo (I think it was one of those group photos with the maharishi from back in the 60’s, or something similar). Over the course of a weekend I think they managed to figure out who the unknown person was.

If anyone else knows what I’m talking about and can link to the thread, I’d be grateful.

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/18 "2012-09-28T15:20:29Z")

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> [@Shoeless](#):
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> . . .If anyone else knows what I’m talking about and can link to the thread, I’d be grateful.

[Respectfully submitted for your approval.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=603648). Modesty does not permit me to respond to some of the other requests, though.🆒

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/19 "2012-09-28T15:52:08Z")

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> [@bldysabba](#):
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> [Here’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=241999) my submission. Easily the best example of this genre I’ve seen on the dope. **MsWhatsit** sums it up in the thread much better than I ever could. Spoilered in case you want to pop over and have a look instead of having it spelt out.

This is what I was coming in here to say. I had the exact same thought problem as the person you quote while I was reading that thread the first time.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/20 "2012-09-28T16:28:07Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> Forgive me, I’m relatively new here.
> 
> Did the Teeming Millions ever settle which way the toilet paper should hang?

> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Yes. Over.

> [@Tamerlane](#):
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> Heretic.

> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Cretin! :mad:
> 
> EDIT: Vile cretin! :mad:

Except if you live in a house with cat(s) who like to unroll all of it into a nice comfy pile to nap on.

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