# Amazing SDMB finds

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 24, 2012, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723 "2012-09-24T23:16:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/21 "2012-09-28T17:02:42Z")

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> [@bldysabba](#):
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> [Here’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=241999) my submission. Easily the best example of this genre I’ve seen on the dope. **MsWhatsit** sums it up in the thread much better than I ever could. Spoilered in case you want to pop over and have a look instead of having it spelt out.

I dunno, it took 8 years. We’re usually faster 🙂

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/22 "2012-09-28T17:33:23Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> ‘that’s the beauty of it - it doesn’t do anything’ was tracked down by a doper. It had previously. Been suspected apocryphal

> [@August\_West](#):
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> Link, please?

> **[Mystery quote: ''It doesn't do anything. That's the beauty of it.''](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=413962)**
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> This question has come up a number of times. I happened upon this little gem today: Pretty dog-gone close, huh?

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/23 "2012-09-28T18:04:47Z")

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Thanks! Great work **Snake hips**!

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/24 "2012-09-28T20:56:50Z")

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> [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](#):
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> [Respectfully submitted for your approval.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=603648). Modesty does not permit me to respond to some of the other requests, though.🆒

Jeez… that was _a year and a half ago?_ :eek: I even searched for threads from the last year with the keyword “Donovan” because I was sure he was mentioned in it, and came up empty. I guess I just didn’t look back far enough!

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2012, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/25 "2012-09-29T05:58:40Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Somebody once posted a “Can anyone ID this movie?” thread. All she could remember about the movie was that she watched it about a year ago.
> 
> We identified the movie.

That’s almost as amazing as [the time we identified that 80’s song.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=296939)

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**Author:** ![Lightlystarched](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Lightlystarched](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightlystarched)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/26 "2012-09-30T19:04:35Z")

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The Dope found for me: a made-for-tv-movie that aired only once in 1980:

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-653173.html](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-653173.html)

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/27 "2012-10-01T01:06:59Z")

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> [@Lightlystarched](#):
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> The Dope found for me: a made-for-tv-movie that aired only once in 1980:
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> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-653173.html](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-653173.html)

I love it. Is there nothing we can’t find?  
-D/a

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/28 "2012-10-01T01:29:29Z")

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The Dope has helped me twice in this way:

1.) [Hugo III, Jungle of Doom!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8TMGdRnwIA)  
[Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=635934) **Captain C** IDs a DOS game from 1992.

2.) [Peter Pan (the 1960 broadcast)](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_qFm5OaucI&feature=related)  
[In this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=562449) **Alessan** IDs a musical from the '50s and **BrotherCadfael** narrows it down to the 1960 NBC broadcast.

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**Author:** ![Theobroma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@Theobroma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Theobroma)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/29 "2012-10-01T06:29:47Z")

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I don’t post often, but when I do, the Dope delivers.

Here, I found something icky in my canned salmon. My son was newly enamored of Reddit, so on his advice, I asked there what it might be, and was quickly downvoted to oblivion/totally ignored. I posted on the Dope and had an answer toot sweet. Thread: [What is this thing I found in a can of salmon? - Factual Questions - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=643872)

Also, I once asked the Northeastern Doper Contingent if it was worth it to save $400 on airfare (two tix) to fly into Baltimore for a family event in South Jersey. I won’t bother you with the thread, but several dopers came to my aid with specific driving directions that took me around, not through, the Philly traffic.

You guys are AWESOME and no mistake.

Hey, anyone remember the folks who did some awesome research to identify the origin of the “Oriental Riff”? Here’s the thread: [Where does that stereotypical "oriental" song come from? - Factual Questions - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=300466)

Must be tons of these.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/30 "2012-10-01T07:46:50Z")

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Never did manage to track down my old [Apple II game](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=93303)…

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/31 "2012-10-04T19:27:17Z")

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> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#):
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> I love it. Is there nothing we can’t find?  
> -D/a

Was anyone else disappointed that there was no explanation of _how_ they figured it out?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/32 "2012-10-04T20:24:01Z")

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> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#):
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> Is there nothing we can’t find?

Apparently. I’m still waiting for an answer to the first question I ever posted on this board back in 1999.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/33 "2012-10-04T21:02:53Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Apparently. I’m still waiting for an answer to the first question I ever posted on this board back in 1999.

> [@The Artist Formerly Known as King](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-artist-formerly-known-as-king/11837/1):
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> And now I’m back.
> 
> I’d like to thank TubaDiva for her help in the changeover.
> 
> A few weeks back I started a thread about whether anyone was worried about the possible consequences of possible publication of anything they had written here. Most people posted that they didn’t worry about this. I feel the main problem I was having was that I was posting under my full name, which made it much more likely that a casual reader could recognize me in some theoretical future edition of _The Straight Dope_. So I have decided to start out anew with a user name which should offend no one except possibly Winsor McCay or Jules Verne, both of whom are conveniently dead.
> 
> Little Nemo (aka [redacted])

The answer is yes. Some might be.

I hope you’re satisfied with my response. Sorry it took 13 years to get back to you on it.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/34 "2012-10-05T02:33:36Z")

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The answer to the riddle of what is 14 K of G in a F P D.  
Oh, wait …

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/35 "2012-10-05T03:13:19Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Except if you live in a house with cat(s) who like to unroll all of it into a nice comfy pile to nap on.

Or small children…

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2012, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/36 "2012-10-05T03:26:30Z")

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What the heck. I’ll toot my own horn. [I uncovered the answer to whether anyone who knew Robert Lincoln was still alive.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=650088&highlight=Robert+Lincoln)

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/37 "2012-10-06T02:34:08Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> The answer to the riddle of what is 14 K of G in a F P D.  
> Oh, wait …

Hey..we have to leave SOMETHING as an exercise for the reader, right?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_fun_ball/32/17664_2.png) [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Fun_Ball)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2012, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/38 "2012-10-06T02:56:42Z")

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Did that one guy ever find the owner of the wallet in the wall? I can’t find the thread…

Heh.

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2012, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/39 "2012-10-06T03:05:15Z")

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No, but the upshot of it, basically, was that several members of the family showed up, having seen the threads or having been contacted, and they all said, “We have no idea whatever happened to Donald Eugenen Ivins. He just disappeared.”

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2012, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amazing-sdmb-finds/635723/40 "2012-10-06T03:31:53Z")

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**Astro** came up with the name of an Australian adventure documentary I was looking for: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=600568&highlight=northern+safari](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=600568&highlight=northern+safari)

I thought that was pretty amazing.

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