# \*~Amber-Skye~\* go back to Terrific Chick!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 6, 2001, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amber-skye-go-back-to-terrific-chick/64497 "2001-05-06T02:08:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amber-skye-go-back-to-terrific-chick/64497/21 "2001-05-07T01:00:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rich G7subs \* > \*\*So don’t friggin’ read 'em! You see the title AND the poster.Ignore them. \*\* **iro•ny**"i-re-ne also "i(-e)r-ne\ noun pl iro•nies [L ironia, fr. Gk eironia, fr. eiron dissembler] (1502) 1 : a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other’s false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning — called also Socratic irony 2 a : the use of words to express something other than and esp. the opposite of the literal meaning b : a usu. humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony c : an ironic expression or utterance 3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity b : incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play — called also dramatic irony, tragic irony syn see wit Sorry, **Rich** , had to do it. Carry on… ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amber-skye-go-back-to-terrific-chick/64497/22 "2001-05-07T01:15:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > I’ve determined that any name which can be used equally well for a girl or an Irish Setter is a porn name. “Savannah”…“Ginger”…“Amber”…“Skye”… Have I told you lately that I love you? No? ::gets down on his knees to worship Hama:: We now return you to flirtless Pit threads whose subjects never appear! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amber-skye-go-back-to-terrific-chick/64497/23 "2001-05-07T01:27:41Z")
Here, at Smile and Act Nice, we have the following included in our Sex forums: Ho in the Know. Feel free to spew your feelings about sex here, Miss Skye: [http://www.smileandactnice.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=forum&f=11](http://www.smileandactnice.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=forum&f=11) (If you Dopers ever want a laugh, you should read the ignorant questions we get-can I get pregnant if we dry hump with clothing on? Will wearing two condoms be better than one? I’ve had sex with my boyfriend, but I don’t want him to go down on me because that’s dirty!) ARGH! ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amber-skye-go-back-to-terrific-chick/64497/24 "2001-05-07T02:51:30Z")
Amber Skye isn’t old enough to be posting here. [http://members.tripod.com/~Scourge2a/AMBER.html](http://members.tripod.com/~Scourge2a/AMBER.html) > [@](#): > > Please help us welcome the newest member to Scourge2’s Asylum! > > My Daughter… > > ``` > Amber Skye!!! > > ``` > > Born on April 18, 2000, and weighing in at 7 lbs. 2 oz., she is the newest (and youngest) member of my Asylum! home!!! But, hey, she’s sure a go-getter, even if she is only a toddler, had herself incorporated and everything. [http://www.healthwellexchange.com/listings/companylisting.cfm?coid=29071](http://www.healthwellexchange.com/listings/companylisting.cfm?coid=29071) OTOH, it’s possible that she is in fact a German shepherd. [http://gsdreviewed.com/abitches/AmberSkye.html](http://gsdreviewed.com/abitches/AmberSkye.html) > [@](#): > > Jersey Shore German Shepherd Dog Club—October 26th, 1997—Winner’s Bitch & Best of Winners > > “Pure BEAUTY - My wish for the breed would be that all German Shepherd bitches could look like this. This bitch is all curves with a deep body and beautiful, correct proportions. Her pigment is rich, her head and face exquisite, finished with alert black eyes. She move harmoniously, at a correct speed, with beautiful forehand, and traveling very close to the ground. In case you hadn’t realized, I just loved her.” > > GSDC of Eastern Connecticut —April 24th, 1998—Winner’s Bitch & Best Opposite Sex > > “What a package. Beautiful breed type and ring presence. Fluid in motion (once she settlesdown) with an outstanding ground covering gait. Excellent temperament and correct in motion.” > > Jersey Shore GSDC—October 25th, 1998—Best of Breed > > “…a bitch combining beauty of breed type and movement in a way seldom equalled. Clean on both ends, firm back and absolutely correct layon of shoulder let her glide along with correctly outstretched neck, feet close to the ground even at fullest extension. Although starting into the seasonal coat change, she maintains her attractive color, presenting a picture impossible to ignore.” Nothing in there about rubbing herself all over with cum, tho. Maybe it’s against the AKC rules. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amber-skye-go-back-to-terrific-chick/64497/25 "2001-05-07T03:18:08Z")
So the best way to get rid of her is to throw a zwieback-flavored dildo emblazoned with a corporate logo off of a cliff in hopes that she will play fetch? Excellent. Who’s got a good throwing arm? ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amber-skye-go-back-to-terrific-chick/64497/26 "2001-05-07T06:38:38Z")
Throwing arm, hell. Who has a video camera? ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amber-skye-go-back-to-terrific-chick/64497/27 "2001-05-07T12:33:12Z")
I was sure somebody else would have mentioned this by now, but isn’t she supposed to be engaged to **PlantMan**? (Mind the “T!” I think we also have a poster named **PlanMan** ). Zweiback-flavored dildo… hee hee… that’s evil, **andygirl**. ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amber-skye-go-back-to-terrific-chick/64497/28 "2001-05-07T15:33:10Z")
Okay, I think I get it now. Thanks everybody. She’s like rancid candyfloss, neither pleasant or nourishing, right? Well then, if we want her away from here, let’s not be unstrategic about it. Take some learning from experience. Twice in recent months I’ve read threads here where people have said something pleasant and positive, get some initial support, but then the dingos come out of the shadows, and the whole thing has turned into a nightmare. Isn’t it true that we have a bunch of contrary posters floating around, clutching hat-pins, longing for a balloon to come by? The noble **Hamadryad** has experienced this ([http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=64019](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=64019)) as has **jab1** [too](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68948). So let’s start a thread based on how “effervescent and refreshing” _A-S`_ is. Within two days, she’ll have fled in tears. hehehehe Or we could just sic **techchick** onto her. Redboss [sub]Hi Rosebud. Nice to finally rub elbows. Will you marry me and become Rosebud Redboss?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amber-skye-go-back-to-terrific-chick/64497/29 "2001-05-07T18:45:16Z")
Okay, now I know its all fun to circle the wagons and poke our tongues out at annoyances. But I have to stick up for wastes of bandwidth, considering I am one. Fluffy and stupid is not all bad. So s/he’s a teeny-bopper! So what? S/He’s on our home ground and we can educate. Fight ignorance on our turf. Even Wildest Bill is learning to spell small words here. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amber-skye-go-back-to-terrific-chick/64497/30 "2001-05-07T19:33:48Z")
Hey, I don’t hate fluff-I wouldnt’ be a mod at SAAN if I did. I just don’t like Amber Skye’s constant-I’m so horny and perky and cute. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amber-skye-go-back-to-terrific-chick/64497/31 "2001-05-07T20:07:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > Excellent. Who’s got a good throwing arm? I pitched and played right field in high school. Wouldn’t a potato gun be a better idea, though? Those things can launch farther than I wish I could throw. Medea’s Child, we **are** educating. Just look at how Veb closed AS’s one IMHO thread. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amber-skye-go-back-to-terrific-chick/64497/32 "2001-05-07T21:30:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > **…a zwieback-flavored dildo emblazoned with a corporate logo…** Now there’s a visual I didn’t need. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amber-skye-go-back-to-terrific-chick/64497/33 "2001-05-08T03:49:58Z")
Really, it’s just because I’m evil. Medea, I think that there’s a difference between someone who is respected as a poster and occasionally (or even often) segues into fluffy things and one who has yet to post anything of redeeming value. Amber Floozyhead is the latter. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amber-skye-go-back-to-terrific-chick/64497.md?page=1)