# Amercian Idol 3/27-3/28

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 27, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713 "2007-03-27T17:55:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713/41 "2007-03-28T00:34:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Biggirl]  
When we’re not Arch Enemies, we are BFF. Really, I love you.  
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See, I’m OK sometimes!

> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> Gina does NOT look hot. She’s frankly kind of homely and she should not wear short skirts.

I wish _I_ were so “homely.”

What is going _on_ with Sanjaya? Is he _completely insane_? This song has _no melody_ and … well, I like his jacket. I can’t really think of anything else nice to say. He is _SO WEIRD_. That was _horrifying_. Honestly, the kid is at least six kinds of freak right now. There aren’t even words in the English language, I don’t think. Or in any other language I can think of.

Hmm, looks like Haley is rockin’ [Kat McPhee’s extensions](http://www.tmz.com/2007/03/19/haley-scarnato-is-covered-in-kat-hair/) again. I like this song better when Cyndi Lauper sings it. Because she’s so unusual. But Haley isn’t. She’s very Osmand-ish again. She bores me sometimes. Like tonight.

I’m kind of bored. Are we _sure_ that Gwen Stefani was actually involved tonight? I don’t really believe it.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713/42 "2007-03-28T00:37:59Z")

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**rockle** , how can you be bored after witnessing Sanjaya’s crowning glory?

Still chuckling.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713/43 "2007-03-28T00:39:51Z")

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Phil is looking less weird and sounding more bad. And is he getting the echo treatment?

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713/44 "2007-03-28T00:40:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Biggirl]  
**rockle** , how can you be bored after witnessing Sanjaya’s crowning glory?  
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Well, OK, that was distracting, at any rate.

I liked Phil better on this song before he got to the bridge, but I have to say, this was a good choice for him. I would like him a lot better if he didn’t look like a schwa-headed alien who wants to eat my _soooooooooul_. But you gotta work with what you’ve got, I suppose.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713/45 "2007-03-28T00:40:44Z")

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Stacey: Note for note karaoke. I still have an instictive, irrational hate for this guy.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713/46 "2007-03-28T00:44:47Z")

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I wish Melinda would choose an interesting song once in a while.

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713/47 "2007-03-28T00:44:52Z")

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I’m not as impressed with Melinda as I usually am, but she’s still quite good. Not crazy about the outfit _at all_, tough. She looks like she’s wearing one of my grandmother’s ancient housedresses. (I know that Lilly Pulitzer is “in” again, but I don’t give a crap.)

Big ups for being able to not only _pull off_ the blue eyeshadow, but to actually look _good_ in it. And her teeth are so very, _very_ white.

You know, I _just now_ realized that “American” is spelled incorrectly in this thread’s title.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713/48 "2007-03-28T00:48:59Z")

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The giggles have worn off and now I’m bored. I expected more from both Melinda and Lakisha. With one notable exception, they all seem lackluster today. Maybe they all went out last night and are hung over.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713/49 "2007-03-28T00:51:42Z")

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Blake was pretty good. No tricks tonight, but he sounded fine and hit the notes.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713/50 "2007-03-28T00:53:48Z")

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Totally missed Blake. Dang, I like him. Was he any good or was he half asleep like evrybody else?

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713/51 "2007-03-28T00:55:22Z")

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_Gaaaaah_ … you know, I love The Cure (duh), and I think that in its way, this song is actually quite depressing (if not still very pretty, and one of the songs I put on the very first mixed-tape I made for my husband, back when we was still my boyfriend), and when it’s slowed down like this, I feel suicidal. Thanks a lot, Blake!

And “Blake” didn’t do anything with this song that “311” didn’t already do. Where’s all the indignation? People got pissed when Chris did Līve’s version of “Walk the Line.” Who’s going to get mad about Blake “taking credit” for something he didn’t come up with on his own?

Yeah, I don’t think I care either.

Not liking this song on Jordin, but she’s not doing a bad job. _Hate_ the outfit, though. HATE! She looks like she got all her clothes off the clearance rack (which I do, but tens of millions of people don’t watch _me_ on TV each week). They don’t do _anything_ for her.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713/52 "2007-03-28T00:55:28Z")

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Jordin is fast becoming my favorite. She’s just so adorable and she been kicking ass lately. Jordin sounds a lot better than Gwen.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713/53 "2007-03-28T00:55:45Z")

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Jordin is good. I’ll give her the night, but it’s a dull night. Nobody was exactly electrifying.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713/54 "2007-03-28T01:01:59Z")

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Chris R: sucking on a sucky song. This dude does nothing for me.

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713/55 "2007-03-28T01:03:50Z")

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I think Chris R. is cute, and _I don’t know why_. Seriously, what is _happening_ here?

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713/56 "2007-03-28T01:04:33Z")

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You know, I could have been asleep. I liked Gina and Jordin. Loved Sandy but for all the wrong reasons.

Blah.

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**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713/57 "2007-03-28T01:11:07Z")

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[QUOTE=rockle]

And “Blake” didn’t do anything with this song that “311” didn’t already do. Where’s all the indignation? People got pissed when Chris did Līve’s version of “Walk the Line.” Who’s going to get mad about Blake “taking credit” for something he didn’t come up with on his own?  
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I’m indignant! There has to be a better version out there for him to steal. Not that… that… that… UGH! I thought I wouldn’t have to hear that version again. And yet he inflicted it upon us! Why, Blake, why?

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713/58 "2007-03-28T01:12:51Z")

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[QUOTE=look!ninjas]  
I’m indignant! There has to be a better version out there for him to steal. Not that… that… that… UGH! I thought I wouldn’t have to hear that version again. And yet he inflicted it upon us! Why, Blake, why?  
[/QUOTE]  
Thank you. I feel much better now.

You know, I didn’t watch “Idol” full time until the second season, but … this might be the absolute worst “theme” night ever. Gwen Stefani is “inspired” by some messed-up shit.

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713/59 "2007-03-28T01:23:14Z")

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All in all it was a miserable night…

Lakisha- Forgettable, boring drivel.Should be bottom three.

Chris S.- Silly. He has no stage presence,even less than Melinda.He tries way to hard.

Gina- Made up for last week,very good.

Sanjaya- WTF with the hair? Lousy job,I think he is gonna go home.

Haley- Nice job!

Phil- Liked it,still might be in the bottom three though.

Melinda- Stale as usual.One trick pony.Needs voted off.

Blake-Dull Dull Dull

Jordin- Yawn

Chris R- Wasn’t bad,but probably not good enough.

Based on tonight Haley and Gina are in the finals. Lakisha,Sanjaya and Chris R bottom three.

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/amercian-idol-3-27-3-28/397713/60 "2007-03-28T01:36:25Z")

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OK, I’m watching this on DVR, so I’m a little late to the party…  
…but OMFG, why why why is Sanjaya still in this contest???

That was awful. :rolleyes:

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