# america you evil piece of shit... fuck you!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 23, 2002, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170 "2002-04-23T16:56:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170/21 "2002-04-23T17:56:51Z")

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_sigh_

What was the altitude and airspeed of the pilot, please?

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170/22 "2002-04-23T17:57:51Z")

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Once someone says “I WANT AMERICANS TO DIE FOR THIS CRIME, AND I DON"T CARE WHICH ONES”, fuck 'em. And it doesn’t have to be Americans referenced for me to feel this way.

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**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170/23 "2002-04-23T17:59:19Z")

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I still love _you_, Canada.

_smoooooch_

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**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170/24 "2002-04-23T18:23:09Z")

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You’re not only a loser, which would not be so bad in itself, but you are also an idiot which is a condition for which there is no known cure.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170/25 "2002-04-23T18:27:24Z")

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When posters wish death upon innocent people, whatever their country, I need only ask myself one thing:

WWOG

What Would Og Do?

**OG SMASH!!!**

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170/26 "2002-04-23T18:41:06Z")

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Wait! Maybe, **loser** has a point. I mean, why _don’t_ we bomb Texas? We can start with the Dallas Cowboys. I hate those guys. I know they’re not as good as they used to be, but still, they’re a bunch of felonious mercenaries. We’ll have to evacuate all the innocents beforehand of course, but I’ll be the first to offer up my home for use as a cheerleader…erm, I mean _“refuge”_ camp.

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**Author:** ![SkyKing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@SkyKing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyKing)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170/27 "2002-04-23T18:48:39Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
\*\*A little further up your ass, and your head will once again be visible, **im\_a\_loser**.

Interesting you should say that cuz I just happened to have found his pic on the web!

[http://www.mm13.com/mark/head\_up\_his\_ass.htm](http://www.mm13.com/mark/head_up_his_ass.htm)

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170/28 "2002-04-23T18:49:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \*  
> \*\*_sigh_
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> What was the altitude and airspeed of the pilot, please? \*\*

African or European?

::d&r::

jayjay

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**Author:** ![lenin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@lenin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lenin)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170/29 "2002-04-23T18:50:28Z")

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_yawn._

I envision that **loser** ’s death in the future will be due to an accident during a flag burning.

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**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170/30 "2002-04-23T18:53:00Z")

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EVO95

Really? I think Harrington was the right choice. That team is a whole lot more than one good CB away from contending; Harrington has the potential to have more long-term impact, IMO.

- FCF

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170/31 "2002-04-23T19:02:41Z")

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I don’t know, **lenin**. I doubt he’ll make it much past the next pickle jar opening.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170/32 "2002-04-23T19:03:47Z")

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This topic was broached, scrutinized, and wrestled to the ground in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=110438&perpage=50&pagenumber=1) thread. Which is not to say you can’t have your say as well, **im\_a\_loser**. Just don’t expect many Canadians to back you up with this kind of bile-spewing.

(Now, if you want something more topical to rant about, how about American fans booing “O Canada” at the Raptors/Pistons game?)

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**Author:** ![SkyKing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@SkyKing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyKing)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170/33 "2002-04-23T19:14:44Z")

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Hey, “I’m a loser”! You’re Village called! Seems their IDIOT is missing!!

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170/34 "2002-04-23T20:05:52Z")

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Um. What happened to those soldiers is my fault, how? I’m just a housewife trying to raise my little boy the best I can and hanging out on the internet. I really don’t see how I’ve earned this hatred.

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170/35 "2002-04-23T20:41:05Z")

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Dang it, the average IQ on this board just zeroed out, thanks to the sinkhole who started this thread.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170/36 "2002-04-23T20:59:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by im\_a\_loser \*  
> \*\*all coalition soldiers wear infrared tape to identify them as such, so why could your pilot not check to see if who he was bombing is friend or foe? \*\*

You’re not serious, are you? Tell me you’re not _that_ stupid.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170/37 "2002-04-23T20:59:39Z")

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Bosda, please don’t faint, but I agree with you.

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**Author:** ![king\_of\_spain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7cd45c/32.png) [@king\_of\_spain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/king_of_spain)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170/38 "2002-04-23T21:02:15Z")

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Fuck off, **loser**. I’m an American, and those Canadians _were my soldiers too_. They were there because we asked them for help, and I was incredibly grateful and I grieve for them. And for you to claim that I, as an American civilian, am somehow responsible for those deaths, or that I don’t care…go to hell.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170/39 "2002-04-23T21:04:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by im\_a\_loser \*  
> \*\*fucking dumbass americans have killed more americans and allies in afghanistan than taliban and al qaida… what the fuck are you there for \*\*

…and while we’re at it, how 'bout a cite for this little gem, you fuckbuckle.

Haj

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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/america-you-evil-piece-of-shit-fuck-you/105170/40 "2002-04-23T21:05:18Z")

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> [@](#):
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> fucking dumbass americans have killed more americans and allies in afghanistan than taliban and al qaida… what the fuck are you there for?

then WHY are Canadians there?

😕

and…

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> Wait! Maybe, loser has a point. I mean, why don’t we bomb Texas?

reason number one:  
because \* I\* live here, dammit!

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